I Like Long Walks on the Beach

"Eh, I've had a bad habit to be a smart ass all my life, I just can't keep my mouth shut half the time." He'd smile, giving her a quick kiss in return, smiling. "And I love you too, my demonic temptress." Not sure if that was an acceptable pet name but it was the first thing to come to mind.

"Oh woe is us, " Mal would say in mock sorrow. "We have fantastic sex, in which we get dirty in each other's sweat and saliva and so on." Mal would drape an arm over his face, continuing his act. "Oh, it's so hard being us."

Mal would shrug, "Can't help it, getting up is easy, getting it down is hard."

Mal would turn to Eli, giving her a slow kiss. "I'm alright with it staying up for now, but if you want to try it now, go ahead dear."

Mal would roll his eyes, laying back, putting his hands behind his head, "Oh you're so mean, maybe you should use that mouth for more than just sassing me. But I know you wouldn't want that, so I'll just try to think it away" He wondered if that sounded enough to pull her in, or if he'd just have to do what he'd say and wait for it to go by.

He'd snap his fingers, "Damn, she saw through my clever ruse." He'd trace a finger along Eli's spine, time to go for a different approach. He'd move closer to her, pressing his member to her back and reaching around, slowly playing with her naval piercing, placing his other hand on her throat. Mal would start whispering in her ear, "How about, I put your collar back on, and like a good pet you please your master with that filthy mouth of yours."