[Gomorrah] Gonna Party Like It's 1999

"Presents?"

Chloe stood up and opened the smaller box first. She took her breakfast plate and fork with her.

"Congrats on the sex," she repeated in a deadpan. "My dad sent me a fucking cake." She sighed. "Pun not intended. He must be so proud of me."

It wasn't something that made her proud. He had been pressuring her to give up that whole monogamy thing for a while, now, and Chloe hated that he would be chalking this up as a win. She took another bite of her pancakes. "At least we have dessert, though."

Following Eliana's gaze, Chloe looked into the larger box. She saw the note. "Yeah, Klaus would definitely make that pun un-ironically," Chloe remarked with a laugh. "You two are related?"

She ate a few more bites of her breakfast. "I met him through my dad. They're pretty close. Nice of them to celebrate my descent into sin like this, I guess. Fun for the whole family apparently."

"Speaking of sin," Chloe said as she rearranged the remaining breakfast foods on her plate, "Now that you've lusted up every inch of me," she smirked, "let's try some gluttony on for size." She took a slice of Klaus's cake and dropped it on the newly cleared space on her plate. "Bang!" she said, for emphasis. "Cake for breakfast. Hail Satan."

She took a bite out of it and grinned. "I was raised by a good, Christian family until a couple years ago. Sorry if I'm still behind the curve on all this."

Chloe looked at Eliana. Then at the handful of cake, then back at Eliana. She started laughing and blushing. God, this was going to be so ridiculous.

"Sure, why not."

She didn't quite smash her face into it. She grabbed Eliana's wrist to keep her hand steady, then took about as big as a bite she could manage out of the handful. Her mouth closed around some of Eliana's fingers, and she did her best to lick them clean on the way out. As long as her lips were against her skin, she would be draining her. Lustful and gluttonous - did that count as some kind of two-for-one? Did she get a score multiplier for that?

It was around this point that she realized she had bitten off more than she could easily chew. She had to cover her mouth with one hand as she got it down. She wanted to laugh - the tension on the edges of her lips would show that - but she was afraid of choking.

It was really good cake. She flashed the same hand sign Eliana had shown her.

Chloe nearly choked when Eliana smashed that cake in her face. She started laughing, then coughing, then laughing some more.

"Oh man," Chloe said. "We're totally killing my appetite here. I better prioritize and focus on the major food groups: cake and bacon." She ate some more cake off her plate.

"Also, ah, since we got super dirty after our bath - and during our bath, I guess - I might need to take another one, or maybe a shower, before I put my clothes back on and go home." Another bite of cake. "After sin-breakfast though. It's the most blasphemous meal of the day."