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Evie, admittedly, wasn't really feeling Christmas this year. She hadn't been feeling much of anything in the last few months, going through the motions with her schoolwork only to bum around the city with her free time, which she had far too much of nowadays. But, she had already signed up for the Secret Santa

Fortunately, it seemed her partner wasn't picky at all with what they received, which left her with a lot of wiggle room for something real stupid. It wouldn't be an Evie Everson Secret Santa Gift ™ if she didn't take the time to make a joke out of it after all. Maybe she wasn't feeling the holiday spirit, but she could probably get a laugh out of it.

She waited in the dorm, sitting upside down on one of the chairs, feet draped over the headrest while she counted the tiles on the ceiling.

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Blue would float up to the dorm, humming as she did, checking to make sure she had the right dorm before knocking. Once the door opened she'd smile brightly, "helllllloooooooo, you are my Secret Santa yes?" she'd giggle and enter, a bag in her arms.

"I am Blue~~ it is a pleasure to meet you miss," she'd say, floating a few inches off the ground. "I have brought the gifts, it is my first gift exchange......actually, my first gifts ever," she'd say with a giggle.

She'd offer the bag, inside was a tub filled with homemade cookies she'd baked and a book of supernatural themed dirty jokes. "I hope you like them~"
 

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The door was open for her to enter, and Evie glanced up at her from her upside-down position, giving her a quick once-over before flashing her usual lazy smirk.

"Suuup," She said, floating up off her seat, spinning back upright mid-air and staying there, matching her in her position a few feet above the ground. "I'm Evie, basically the Queen of the season."

She let out a little half-hearted giggle, letting go of her present so that it floated weightless in the air towards Blue as she took the bag with her gift in it. She fished out the book first, giving the cover and back a quick scan, smirking some more in response.

"Heh, I was starting to run outta joke material, girls gotta reputation to keep y'know? Thanks!"

She grabbed the tub of cookies next, grabbing one and noisily chewing on it as she waited for Blue to open hers.

Inside the wrapped gift box was...well, it kinda just looked like an ordinary trumpet at first, average-sized and made out what seemed like cheaper materials. But, inspecting it closer, one would immediately notice the head of a rubber chicken sticking out of the end.

Blowing on the thing, rather than producing the usual trumpet noise, just produced the sound of a screaming rubber chicken, and pressing the valves just made it scream in different pitches. It was, to be blunt, basically an intolerable sound, but also very unique.

But mostly the former.
 

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"Ooooooooooh you can float too~" she'd giggle, "it's fun to float around, you are a very pretty floating person." The genie would accept the gift, opening it she'd remove the item, looking it over curiously. "Ooooooo," floating back a bit she'd blow into it, laughing when it let out the choking chicken sound.

"I love it~" she'd say, floating side to side in a dancing motion. "It is fun and funny, a silly and wonderful gift." She'd continue to float about, then suddenly flipping upside down, her dress falling over her face, giggling, and probably unintentionally flashing Evie.

"Thank you Miss Evie, Queen of the season~" she'd say, lifting up the dress off her face, still giggling. "It is wonderful," she'd float towards her, "are the cookies good."
 

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Evie had another giggle to herself as she watched Blue play the ungodly creation she'd called an instrument. Wow, she couldn't wait for her neighbours to start with the noise complaints. Blue was definitely enjoying it at least, so this could be considered a successful gift.

And then she flipped upside down. Evie took a generous look between her legs, but once she'd righted herself she said nothing, expression a simple grin and nothing more.

"Glad ya like it." She said with a casual wink. "Maybe you can use it to charm chickens or something, who knows."

She took another bite out of her cookie, chewing loudly.

"Ish pretty good," She spoke, her mouth full. She swallowed the current bite, then tossed the remainder of the cookie into the air, opened her mouth and caught it between her teeth. She shot her a smirk as she showed off.
 

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She'd giggle and bob up and down. "You seem fun, a fellow fun floaty friend," she'd giggle again and blow into the gag trumpet before hugging it to herself. "My first gift, it is wonderful," she'd say, smiling gratefully at Evie.

"Miss Evie," she'd bob up and down excitedly. "Can I have your uh...phone number? You seem nice and I like nice people." The genie would pull out her own phone, fumbling with it a little. "I'm still not good at using this, but maybe we can do the texting? Maybe some of the hanging out?"

The genie floated a little closer, staring at her phone, pushing buttons and trying to open up her contacts. "It is a silly frustrating device," she'd say with a chuckle, jumping a little when she somehow made the phone's alarm go off.
 

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"Ew, don't call me miss, it makes me feel like I aged 30 years when I wasn't looking or something."

She giggles, before shrugging.

"Eh, why the hell not? You look like you need the practice anyway." She said, eyebrow raising a little as she struggled with the phone. She flipped hers out and beep beep booped their numbers around. And hey, maybe keeping this strange girl company would help sort out her perpetual boredom anyway.

"Hit me up whenev's." She said with another shrug. "I'm like, basically free all the time, and even if I'm not it's not like anyone's gonna miss me from class."

She winked at that last point.
 

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The genie would tilt their head, casually shifting to male. "Just Evie then," he'd say with a nod. "You are to pretty to age so suddenly," he'd chuckle, "not that people that age can't be pretty, it is just a different kind of pretty."

He'd make sure to get Evie's number in correctly, texting her a smiley face to make sure. "I am not very good at the texting, but I do enjoy it," he'd say with a smile, slowly bobbing up and down as he floated. "I am told practice will help."

The genie grinned. "I do not need sleep, so if I miss a day class I can take the night one," he'd say with a chuckle. "Thamk you for the gift Evie, I hope you enjoy yours."
 

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"Huh."

She blinked at the appearance change, but shrugged it off right after. It's not like that was the strangest thing she'd ever seen on this island.

"Well, glad to know you have good taste, cutie~" She added with another flirty wink.

"But yeah, no problem." She grabbed another two cookies, shovelling them into her mouth as she spoke. "It's Christmas or whatever, no reason not to cheap out on gifts."

She floated backwards, still facing her and chewing down as she plopped back down onto her chair with a heavy thud.

"Speaking of gifts, if you don't mind Imma be pigging out on these." She shot them a smirk.
 

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He'd chuckle, his cheeks briefly turning a little red when called cute. "And I have much funny music to make," he'd say, twirling the chicken trumpet a little with a playful smile.

The genie was about to excuse himself when he paused, a thought coming to him. "Would......would it be inappropriate to hug you?" he'd ask, tilting his head.

"You have given me what is......possibly my first gift," he'd pause, "so may I hug you?"
 
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