Candy, Snark and Punk Rock [Teddy]

Der Lampman

Der Lampman

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@"Fish"

"I guess," Teddy shrugged, thinking of his brother. He'd managed to end up a dad before the age of eighteen, so maybe that was a a good, solid point on this girl's part. Then he shrugged again, saying, "Yeah, I don't blame you - that was very poorly worded on my part. Lemme fix that."

He coughed and quickly said as an aside, "I'd say this in a theatrical Englishman's diction and accent but I doubt that'd get anything out of you so instead," before clearing his throat and rephrasing. "I meant your name. Not leaving here until I know who you are. Also, I could sing unrelated songs while waiting - yeah, I'mma do that. Seems like it might annoy an answer out of you."

Almost instantly, he launched into an unrelated song's chorus, true to his words.

"It's not over tonight
Give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won't go home without you or your name at least and abrupt transition into something else just as high!"

Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day - you know, I can keep this up all day, amigo."
 
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@"Der Lampman"

Unable to stop herself, Luna screeched, shoving Teddy with her bass' case (and all her body weight) into a wall. She was so done. All she wanted to do was make her dream band of cute and badass girls and play songs to her heart's content. Instead, nobody signs up except this blue asshole, and she loses a ridiculous bet to let him join.

"Why can't you just leave me the fuck alone? Haven't you done enough to ruin my day?" She yelled, continuing to barrel into him with her case. It was too late for this nonsense--all she wanted was a good swim and then maybe some supper before she went to bed. Instead, blue-man-group wanted to know her name, like it meant something.

"God forbid things go my way for once in my life! No, you just have to keep being a cocky little shit while all my plans crumble around my head! You wanted me to be annoyed? Well congrats motherfucker, you got it. The name's Luna Aideen, now leave me alone, kay?" With one last shove, Luna stormed off, hurrying to the pool. Not that swimming would help her cool off much now.
 
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@"Fish" Well this was abrupt

"I wouldn't call it 'ruining,' really," Teddy said, pushing against the wall. It would have been trivial to let her simply pass through, but he chose to take it for reasons unknown. It was just his head that went through the wall, and he kept most of it there save for the face so he could see her storm off and so he could speak.

She stormed off and he just stayed there in the wall, staring up inside the concrete. It was a rare moment of contemplation that he had, earnestly thinking about the events that just transpired. What indeed had he done? All he did was be himself and be natural. Perhaps he was slated for some sort of change.

Then he clapped his hands, dragged his head out of the concrete and declared to no one in particular, "Well, moment's over," before leaving the room while whistling some more ancient 50's era music.
 
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