Camping Trip

With nothing important to do and after seeing a notice on the bulletin board about a camping trip on the lake, Sky decided to pack the important stuff and decided to head there. Along the way, he passed the familiar route he always took since his first week in this place. Although the vibe of the scenery was tranquil, he occasionally spots signs of burned trees and specks of fluff hanging around.
"This better not be another bizarre adventure, I just want to enjoy the view this time around." Sky muttered to himself.

Sighing heavily, he continued walking while observing pretty nature around him. Everything seemed perfectly normal until..

"He picked her up and against her struggling pinned her against the bed, because even as she tried to push him away, she wanted him to do this. She wanted to lose all control and succumb to the-"

Sky's jaws dropped and saw the familiar blue dude reading what seems to be an erotic novel in front of a red faced pretty girl.

@"FlyZeusFish" @"Delta-Kun"

Teddy tensed up at the sound of footsteps halfway through his little reading, but as any true thespian ought to, he refused to break character or focus for it, instead breaking when the material was proving rather... inappropriate for a solo performance.

After pausing, he sighed, put one hand down his pants. There was a bit of motion there, and then he suddenly sprang around and tossed his chained knife, where it landed at the grass beneath the newcomer's feet. With a flick of his arm, he pulled it back to him and smiled. "Hey! Get near the fire, you'll freeze out there, fella. Perfect timing. You'll want to catch your own fish or whatever for dinner though - only got enough for me and the lovely lady currently making steam by the side."

The book still in one hand, Teddy picked up a stick of trout and walked over to Rose, waving it near her face. "Hey. Rose. I know you said 'Rosetta' but Rose is kinda... rolls off the tongue better, and anyway, fish for you. Least cancerous and or burnt one I got. Also, I'm going to hold onto this book for a while - this miiiiight not be the best thing while eating."

Teddy ended his statement by sticking the skewered trout into Rose's hand and clapped her lightly on the back. Then he jumped back to the fire, picked up one trout, asked the newcomer "Who are you... and do you love your mother?" before tossing him the third trout with a reluctant sigh and breaking into song. After a quick "Disclaimer: if you dislike perpetual Dean Martin music you will be having a bad time," he took a bit of mildly carcinogenic fish and sang, waltzing off-beat by the fire.

"Any man who loves his motheer
Is man enough for mee
Brightening her eyes, sending her floweeers-" he sang, twirling back to Rose, taking another bite of fish and smirking, relishing the atmosphere and the taste of lake charcoal - "though it's no anniversary"

"Many men love dogs and kittens
And pet them constantly
Show me a man who loves his mother

And I'll show you a man
Who's a loooot
Liiiiike meeeeee - so, guy, you love your mama?"