#awkward

hey! it’s been a while! how have you been?

Sabe? It’s been ages mate! How’s life off the island?

life off-island was okay! it kinda was and wasn’t what i thought it would be, so i’m actually back! i’ve been meaning to text you for a while and feel pretty bad that i haven’t

Forgetting about me lol. We should go out drinking some time, catch up. Idk if you know, but I’m back in college, this is my first year. Imma be a scout, boiii

but going out some time sounds fun!

and you’re going to be a scout! i’m so proud. i have no clue what i’m doing but hey some things never change right

Never thought of myself ending up doing something responsible. I mean fuck I’ve worked in bars the last coupla’ years.

You remember that time Mrs Sheare chewed me out infront of class saying I would never amount to anything when she caught me smoking behind the tennis courts? Look at me now!

MRS. SHEARE-TERROR

she was the WORST

do you remember at the end of that year, she made some snide comment to me about how i finally managed to stay awake in her class for a couple days straight

and i’d had it & said well yeah i finally started eating everyone’s fear of her

the look on her face? priceless

All that nonsense where I managed to get out of a bunch of classes cos I convinced her I was a werejaguar

She ain’t working there anymore. I heard she went mental and threw a table at some dude, and his parents sued.

I mean she threw an eraser at me one time, and ended up with an obsidian eraser

which I got detention for. Fucking good times man. So how’s life? Still chowing down on fear?

it feels rly rly wrong sooooo i’m trying to find alternatives

It happened a few months after you left. I was still in touch with some people who went on to college, so they told me. Fucking hilarious tho

and yeah dude, I mean if you’re eating fear that’s fine. Theres a lot of fear around. I’ve never been afraid of you my dude. You’re like a hipster jack skellington

Can you still do all that sick shadow jumping stuff?