Open Awful, Bad, Terrible Aim

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Her expression had been relaxed as she listened, but as soon as he pointed out that she'd never asked him a riddle, her eyes widened, and her signature, ear-to-ear grin spread across her face. Now he'd done it.

"What bird is able to write?" She was already snickering.
 

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Theo gave her a look. The one thing he knew was all riddles had simpler answers than what the brain wanted. Nine times out of ten, the answer was right under your nose. Her snickering was clue enough that it was probably a corny joke as well.

"It's a penguin isn't it?" he gave her the flattest look.
 

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The joy on her face was immediately destroyed. She didn't so much stare at him with disappointment, but rather, with intense disgruntlement. Offense, even.

"...You're no fun," she said finally. "Alright smarty-pants, what has cities, but no houses; mountains, but no trees; and water, but no fish?"
 

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"A map," he downed another drink and just smiled smugly at her.

"I mean I'm kinda shy, a little awkward in crowds, but I think I'm alright. You just need to hit me with a tougher riddle," he challenged.
 

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The man never would have seen such a bland, disapproving look on Haritia's face before. She thought hard for a moment, wincing, as if trying to push away her drunken haze just for the satisfaction of stumping him. She'd completely forgotten about her half-finished glass at this point.

"Alright. Who cuts and burns and wears all white, but brings joy, rather than fear?"
 

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Well this was a new one for him. He was very clearly thinking about it. Theo wasn't about to just concede defeat. It probably wasn't an event but a person.

"Is it," he took a moment to think over his answer. "Is it a chef?"
 

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As Theo took a moment to think about it, she got hopeful. The grin had slowly begun to return to her face, but drat. She was crushed once again. She scowled.

"Geez, I'm really out of practice," she complained. Then she looked at her whiskey. "And that's probably not helping." She pushed the glass away.

"Alright, I'm done. You win for now, bub," she said, making it clear that he had won this battle, but hadn't won a war he seemed to have started.

"And I'm bored. Wanna bounce? Help me out if I take a swing at another dude?" she grinned.
 

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"Eh I just know my way around a riddle. Not needing sleep means you gotta keep yourself entertained when most people are asleep," it seemed this was going to be a recurring thing with Haritia. That could keep things interesting in the house. He was glad he was getting along with them.

"Yeah we might as well head out. You could probably handle yourself with how solid your punches are. Yeah I'll give you a hand if anyone tries starting something," his smile was faint and his tone had a hint of resignation to it. He was having fun though.
 

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Haritia slipped a few-bucks tip under her glass. She had a tab running, so she didn't have to worry about paying anything, so she simply turned, and gestured with a big swing of her arm for Theo to follow.

Outside, it was pretty chilly. The sphinx shivered and hugged herself, seeming thoroughly disgruntled by that breeze. She started down the street with determination to get home, where it was warm.

"So you don't sleep, huh? That sounds lame," Haritia began. "What other weird shit do you do at night? And is it that you don't need sleep or that you can't sleep?"
 

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"Oh all the standard young adult fiction romance stuff. Watch people when they sleep, screw with their tooth brushes, rearrange their underwear. Also smell it of course," Theo quipped back to her as they headed out. "I'm kidding. That's actually weird."

"I just read, do school stuff, clean up the living room, do dishes, listen to podcasts. As long as it's not gonna wake anyone up," he shrugged. "I can sleep it just doesn't do anything for me."
 
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