Lochlann did not have a phone the last time he met Kaya Foxuma.
Actually, the last time he met her, she'd dumped a thing of water on him and chased off after another guy in the middle of getting lunch with him, but Lochlann wasn't too upset about that. These things happened.
What he did want to know if she was okay.
He didn't have her number, but he did have a book on demon summoning rituals, and the last time he'd tried it, Lochlann had gotten laid, so even if the person he summoned wasn't quite a succubus, it was the end that counted, right?
Only he wasn't trying to get laid, for once. Just have a conversation.
So Lochlann put his phone in the center of a circle on a deserted island, smeared his blood all around it, lit a few candles, and broke out google translate for Latin.
"Kaya Foxuma , te ab Academia Startlight in hac insula. Nos oportuit quod poneret . * LXIX"
The candles went out.
His phone started to ring.
@"Kaya and Gang"
Actually, the last time he met her, she'd dumped a thing of water on him and chased off after another guy in the middle of getting lunch with him, but Lochlann wasn't too upset about that. These things happened.
What he did want to know if she was okay.
He didn't have her number, but he did have a book on demon summoning rituals, and the last time he'd tried it, Lochlann had gotten laid, so even if the person he summoned wasn't quite a succubus, it was the end that counted, right?
Only he wasn't trying to get laid, for once. Just have a conversation.
So Lochlann put his phone in the center of a circle on a deserted island, smeared his blood all around it, lit a few candles, and broke out google translate for Latin.
"Kaya Foxuma , te ab Academia Startlight in hac insula. Nos oportuit quod poneret . * LXIX"
The candles went out.
His phone started to ring.
@"Kaya and Gang"