Lochlann didn't so much as open the door as he did fall into it.
He was just happy he managed to avoid crashing into it with the hot goblin chick he had flung over his shoulder, too, because he had a pretty good idea of what was coming(hopefully her again) and he didn't want to ruin that by whacking her head off the doorway.
He was so, so drunk. He'd probably regret stopping for those extra drinks when he woke up tomorrow, but Lochlann wasn't thinking about tomorrow, only how quickly he could get out of his pants.
"This...is my apartment!" he waved his free hand around the small, studio apartment. He remembered she was on his back, so he spun a small circle so she could see. "This is the kitchen, that's the bathroom but this is the most important part...this is the bedroom."
The room was small, spartan, with relatively few things to mark it as having an occupant. the overflowing recyclables bin and the stack of books on the desk were some of the only evidence that it was inhabited.
He took a few more wobbly steps towards the bed, and then quite literally flung the goblin onto the pillows.
He unbuttoned his shirt, kicked off his pants, and dived in after her at record speeds.
He was just happy he managed to avoid crashing into it with the hot goblin chick he had flung over his shoulder, too, because he had a pretty good idea of what was coming
He was so, so drunk. He'd probably regret stopping for those extra drinks when he woke up tomorrow, but Lochlann wasn't thinking about tomorrow, only how quickly he could get out of his pants.
"This...is my apartment!" he waved his free hand around the small, studio apartment. He remembered she was on his back, so he spun a small circle so she could see. "This is the kitchen, that's the bathroom but this is the most important part...this is the bedroom."
The room was small, spartan, with relatively few things to mark it as having an occupant. the overflowing recyclables bin and the stack of books on the desk were some of the only evidence that it was inhabited.
He took a few more wobbly steps towards the bed, and then quite literally flung the goblin onto the pillows.
He unbuttoned his shirt, kicked off his pants, and dived in after her at record speeds.