Private Finished Doctor, doctor, I need your sweet attention!

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An unknown number started messaging Aiden early in the morning. It didn't make any introduction, or any prelude at all. Just a random number. Any attempt to trace the number leads to dead-ends and redirects, and any attempts to call it immediately goes to voicemail. The easy explanation is that the number itself had been enchanted: to no surprise.

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Good morning, Doctor Hart <3
I have something that miiiiight be of importance and it would need your cooperation for you to get it back~
You've heard of Ferrero Rochers? I'll need about 5 lil packs delivered to the school towers -- the 3rd one with the very old spiral staircase -- until tomorrow sundown and you'll get your coat back~

If not. Then you won't only be missing your coat ;) I'll be waiting <3



@ReD
 

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This message is sent with a delay that makes it, unfortunately, very obvious that Aiden has attempted to track the number and to no avail

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If not. Then you won't only be missing your coat ;) I'll be waiting <3

...I don't know who you are, how you got into my office, or just what kind of nonsense you think you are pulling here but you are messing with the wrong person, bucko.

instead of ferrero rochers let's talk about the pints of blood you'll still have after all of this is over if the coat just finds its way back safely.

that is my lucky fucking coat.




ooc: thanks for your patience omg
this slipped my notice
 

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ISSOK RED lmao no worries
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that is my lucky fucking coat.

Is that a threat? I love threats! Tell me more! <3
Unfortunately that's not the sort of treats that would get you your lucky coat back! It took you so long to reply; I almost felt like you weren't interested in getting it back.

I won't reveal to you my secrets of how I managed to pull this off, Doctor. I, of course, am not as simple as that. But what's some amount of chocolate in exchange for your coat? There's no need for violence~ Haven't you heard of Mischief Night ever in your life?

 
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I won't reveal to you my secrets of how I managed to pull this off, Doctor. I, of course, am not as simple as that. But what's some amount of chocolate in exchange for your coat? There's no need for violence~ Haven't you heard of Mischief Night ever in your life?

......We're on a magical island. There are treasures that you could sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars in the normie world.

and you steal my lab coat.

......how do you feel about M&Ms?

 

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......how do you feel about M&Ms?

Where's the fun in selling off treasures if I could just dig them off in the rubble from the forests? :)
And M&Ms? I gave my demands, Doctor. I only have love for fererros. Try again!

 

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Where's the fun in selling off treasures if I could just dig them off in the rubble from the forests? :) And M&Ms? I gave my demands, Doctor. I only have love for fererros. Try again!

how can you guarantee that my labcoat will be returned to me?

i'm going to the store now.

 

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i'm going to the store now.

[A photo was sent of Aiden's coat, which looks exactly as how he left it, neatly hung on a coat hanger. Based on the background, it looks like it was taken in one of the school classrooms for some reason.]

Well, for one, I actually do have it. You have my word it'll be there in the towers later for the trade off :)

I suppose I'll be meeting you today then, Doctor? <3

 

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I suppose I'll be meeting you today then, Doctor? <3

-a photo of a basket with the chocolates and Aiden's watch verifying the time-

Yes. You'll have your chocolate tonight. But mark my words, if there are any other tricks this will not end well for you.

 

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Yes. You'll have your chocolate tonight. But mark my words, if there are any other tricks this will not end well for you.

Chocolates AND threats? Oh doctor, you really know the way to my heart <3

I'll be seeing you there ;)

 

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I'll be seeing you there ;)

i don't use emojis but i'm sure there's one as revolting as this entire scenario

Alright, the deed has been done. This was unpleasant and entirely a waste of time. Happy Halloween or whatever