- Jan 13, 2017
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"Oh, that? I washed my face a little bit. See, cause when I tripped, my face hit the floor and I got this little dust up my nose so I wanted to wash it out. And I was trying out a new hairstyle, ahaha! I thought it would be cool to kinda mess it up a little. Kinda looks good, right?"
Yup, just keep talking out of your ass.
"And I didn't take a shit, I just took longer because I was washing my face."
Really, you're just going on without any substance, huhh?
"But uhhh... yeah. That's why I was in there a long time. By the way - I'm flattered you think I'm cute."
A wink. Just keep bottling, you can let it out on the pillow when you get home.
"Besides, why would I try to hide something, unless it's my obvious star face."
Yup, just keep talking out of your ass.
"And I didn't take a shit, I just took longer because I was washing my face."
Really, you're just going on without any substance, huhh?
"But uhhh... yeah. That's why I was in there a long time. By the way - I'm flattered you think I'm cute."
A wink. Just keep bottling, you can let it out on the pillow when you get home.
"Besides, why would I try to hide something, unless it's my obvious star face."