Wanted: 'Victims' for My Tentacle Monster (He Just Wants to Talk...)

I have a new character who is a tentacle monster. He thinks he knows how to communicate adequately with humans, and to do this I need a victim.

The tentacle monster thinks that humans can communicate telepathically through physical contact, so it's going to slip its tentacles into our three-dimensional space and make first contact by grabbing an isolated human/humanoid creature and smearing its slime all over them while spouting broken English.

The human / humanoid 'victim' needs to be pretty far away from other humanoids at the time of the 'attack,' or otherwise isolated by being in a remote and abandoned room in some building (for example, an unused or rarely-visited classroom or closet in the Academy, or a far corner of the forbidden forest)

I'm hoping for the victim to be completely terrified and ill-equipped to communicate with this tentacle monster.

Anyone want to offer up their character to my tentacle monster?

@"Saryn" @"Evelyn Pierce"

If you want to start a thread with one of your characters by themselves somewhere and tag me in it / link it to me, I can toss Goodall at you for tentacuddles and further attempts at speaking.

Which one of you wants Goodall to have tried communicating with their character first? He's going to get noticeably better between each attempt at communicating. Whoever goes first gets a much less coherent tentacle monster.

@"Saryn"

OK I GUESS EVERYONE REALLY WANTS MY CHASTE TENTACLE MONSTER AT THE STRIP CLUB TO BE CANON HENTAI NIGHTS HERE WE COME

Yeah sure. I could have Goodall ask Cynthia about her social status or occupation, in an attempt to better understand human culture. He'll probably fail at understanding / communicating, but let's see how it goes~