Teacher's Lounge Party
This is the official event thread for the Teacher's Lounge Party event.
No posting order. Rapid fire encouraged. Setting is Teacher's Lounge, 7pm. Staff members encouraged to participate.
Michael Tyler AshworthThis is the official event thread for the Teacher's Lounge Party event.
No posting order. Rapid fire encouraged. Setting is Teacher's Lounge, 7pm. Staff members encouraged to participate.
Never forget the teachers, the administration said, after literal years of forgetting the teachers. Of course, of course, they were putting on a party for staff now. It was real nice too — pretty decorations, streamers, lights, flowers. The buffet table was top notch. Michael was surprised for the budget of this, honestly. What do you mean it wasn't just $9 and pocket lint?
Still, the party felt a little too safe for his tastes. Here he was, in a room full of 30 and 40-somethings, and they were drinking, what was this, Hawaiian punch? At some point, did they trade their joy to be able to grade papers, or what? Luckily for them, Michael stashed a decent amount of alcohol in the Teacher's Lounge for those special Headache days. He popped open a full bottle of vodka when nobody was looking, and very expertly poured the entire thing into the mix.
He was pretty sure some people saw him. He didn't care! The night was just starting, and it was about to pick up real soon.