"Hey, watch it, asshole!"
"Who you callin' asshole, you asshole?"
"YOU, obviously! You're the biggest asshole here!"
"Damn right i'm the biggest here! Now BEAT IT. This is my dinner roll!"
Ironically, the Cafeteria's world famous dinner rolls were the reason why Cross was banned from the Cafeteria the first time. It wasn't his fault! Till' this day, he refused to accept responsibility for trashing half of the cafeteria along with a generous amount of campus property. The other guy was an asshole just like this guy! It was so strange going through the motions again as the other student refused to let go of the scrumptious bread. Like any other man, Cross had his pet peeves, but there was one thing that bothered him the most. This rule was so sacred, that anyone who dared to violate that rule was going to end up six feet under...Or eaten. Either way, it was bad.
Nobody touched Cross' food.
The other student did not seem to grasp this concept. He must be new. Just like that other asshole. New students like this guy had to be put in their place. This campus was his after all and he had to establish some kind of rule! "I don't see your name on it!" the kid snarled, unfazed by the fact that he under Cross' menacing shadow.
"Yeah it is. It's right there! Look, I dare you," Cross challenged as he pointed a meaty finger at the roll's flaky surface. The kid frowned and picked up the roll and squinted at it. "Where--"
WHAP! Cross swung a massive hand and connected with nearly half of the student's face in a brutal slap that resounded throughout the cafeteria. Immediately, all eyes followed the student that went flying. Cross wasn't watching him, but watching his beloved roll sail up into the air for him to catch. He caught it with a grin, but his joy was short-lived as the student gained his bearings and tackled the six foot-nine brute into a row of tables. People were smart enough to leap out of the way and escape the chaos in the cafeteria. His opponent managed to recover the dinner roll while Cross was recovering from the body-check. Sadly, his joy was short lived as Cross picked up a table. "You oughta' learn some table MANNERS!" he shouted as he swung the large table into the student, punting him across the area and successfully dislodged the roll from his enemy. The Cafeteria staff shook their heads in disapproval.
Once again, the dinner roll sailed through the air, covering an impressive amount of distance until it landed on a particular girl's lunch.
"Who you callin' asshole, you asshole?"
"YOU, obviously! You're the biggest asshole here!"
"Damn right i'm the biggest here! Now BEAT IT. This is my dinner roll!"
Ironically, the Cafeteria's world famous dinner rolls were the reason why Cross was banned from the Cafeteria the first time. It wasn't his fault! Till' this day, he refused to accept responsibility for trashing half of the cafeteria along with a generous amount of campus property. The other guy was an asshole just like this guy! It was so strange going through the motions again as the other student refused to let go of the scrumptious bread. Like any other man, Cross had his pet peeves, but there was one thing that bothered him the most. This rule was so sacred, that anyone who dared to violate that rule was going to end up six feet under...Or eaten. Either way, it was bad.
Nobody touched Cross' food.
The other student did not seem to grasp this concept. He must be new. Just like that other asshole. New students like this guy had to be put in their place. This campus was his after all and he had to establish some kind of rule! "I don't see your name on it!" the kid snarled, unfazed by the fact that he under Cross' menacing shadow.
"Yeah it is. It's right there! Look, I dare you," Cross challenged as he pointed a meaty finger at the roll's flaky surface. The kid frowned and picked up the roll and squinted at it. "Where--"
WHAP! Cross swung a massive hand and connected with nearly half of the student's face in a brutal slap that resounded throughout the cafeteria. Immediately, all eyes followed the student that went flying. Cross wasn't watching him, but watching his beloved roll sail up into the air for him to catch. He caught it with a grin, but his joy was short-lived as the student gained his bearings and tackled the six foot-nine brute into a row of tables. People were smart enough to leap out of the way and escape the chaos in the cafeteria. His opponent managed to recover the dinner roll while Cross was recovering from the body-check. Sadly, his joy was short lived as Cross picked up a table. "You oughta' learn some table MANNERS!" he shouted as he swung the large table into the student, punting him across the area and successfully dislodged the roll from his enemy. The Cafeteria staff shook their heads in disapproval.
Once again, the dinner roll sailed through the air, covering an impressive amount of distance until it landed on a particular girl's lunch.