Sid's Ratty Notebook

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He walked into the room with hands filled with what looked like red water dribbling between his fingers but it was cold and icy and somehow he looked ashamed and also he looked like his face was mangled but not really in a funny more like what you would

My heart beat heavily when the man spoke. His voice. Sounded like. I dont fucking know it sounded like a thing that makes noise alksjaisodakls [meaningless scribbles]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRITING WHY DID I THINK I COULD

A guy walked into class today with his fly undone. I thought about telling him, but then i decided not to. We were working with acids. He tried to do the lab with his fly undone. It fell onto his lap. He ran out of the room. He was screaming. I think his dick melted off or something.

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Today there was

It was [ several lines of incomprehensible scribbles ]

The sky was the color of

In the courtyard, where [ more lines of scribbles ]

The

In the chilly autumn [ even more scribbles ]

Suddenly I heard a [illegible scribbles] and there was a falcon hawk pigeon???? bird that dove attacked fucking memed on like no tomorrow swooped down onto one of the students. The girl was screaming so loud that [several lines of dark black scribbles] shit in her hair. The End

 

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today the sun was shining when I went to class but there were clouds in the sky that were dark gray and looked big and bloated like fat globs of wet paper rolling the sky and when i got to class i noticed that there was a girl sitting there that i had never seen before at least i dont think ive ever seen her before she had hair in big rings and her hair was bright yellow like corn or something and her face looked really sharp and pinchy but she was really chubby too and for some reason i thought she looked like a flower that ive never seen before

i asked her what her name was and she told me she was here for me and i thought that it was like a sex thing but it turns out she was there to tell me that my grades were slipping this month and if i dont clean up my act then i woudl be on academyic probation and i didnt know what what that meant so she said that it meant thst i wouldnt be able to do any sort if club jun k and that punishments for rule breaking would be more sever and i was really upset about that and she said that i would have to put more timeand effort into school and i thought that she had a giant stick up her cooch but of course i didnt actyuall say that out loud because that would make it worse

but then everyone in the class was looking at me and i smiled and sat down and when she walked out her heel broek and she fell over and i laughed as i helped her up and she glared at me and i olnly laughed more

Today a lady walked in and said I'd get suspended if I didn't clean up my act. I would have been more intimidated if her heel hadn't snapped off at the base and left her on the ground. I only felt a little bad when she glared at me for laughing.

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pages 1 through 10 are all torn out. the next entry is:

She stood in the cold with her arms spread wide. The cold that burned more than any fire I'd ever felt. She stood in the path of fat heavy snowflakes and in the moment she was cleansed as though by an angel's will the world suddenly knew that she was beyond its comprehension.

She stood in the biting chill and yet her body gave off steam, she was hotter than this cold place, she stood defiant and proud assuring the very laws of nature that she would never be broken again.

She stood, cleansed, not by fire, not by water, but by snow.

 

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The young man man looked out of the window, seeing the castle grounds laid out before him. The youngest of six, this kingdom would never be his. The land spread out before him, something that he was born into but could never own.

 

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He was different from everyone around him. Everyone around him craved bloodshed like it was an addiction, shivering with the need, the high, the desire mounting until it capped off and ended in a slaughter that ended the life of thousands. And afterwards, they would laugh and be merry.

 
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