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Charlie entered the reception of Seelie Un Seelie, a paper bag in hand. He had picked up a few smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels from Innocent Bakery, in town. It was a lovely bakery, ran by a demon couple, who made the most fantastic breads and pastries. Around breakfast and lunch they did the most fantastic bagels, with fresh cheese and fish from the island. As he entered, a neatly trimmed androgynous elven fae behind the desk eyed him with suspicion.

"I'm here to see Miss Pernicious" said Charlie, with a smile. In return the fae slid a visitor book over to him and indicated for him to sign it. Charlie filled out the boxes in his floral copperplate handwriting, before signing in the appropriate box, and returning it to the fae receptionist, who checked it, and indicated the door to their left.

Charlie walked through the door into the office beyond. Several rows of desks filled the room, each filled by all sorts of being, fae and otherwise. Many were shuffling papers, and typing on computers. Several were talking animatedly on phones, in langauges from english to everything beyond. He heard odd words, fractured conversations about cases and loopholes and grey areas. A couple eyed Charlie as he walked down the aisle to the the door at the end.

Charlie knocked on the door, emblazoned with a plaque reading 'P. Pernicious - Accountant', and waited for the wonderful demon behind the door.

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"Come on in, Sugah," rwng out the voice from behind the door, a deep South kind of accent with a strange kind of reverberation to it.

Inside was Penelope herself, all eyes and smoke under a platinum blonde wig and a matching white suit with gold buttons.

"Bonesy!" She explained, hopping up from her seat and opening her arms wide. "Good to see you, babe. You need directions to the grocery store or something this time?"

Teasing, nothing more. The eyes that dotted her head all curled upward into smiles, the pupils turning into grids that resembled teeth briefly.
 

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Penelope always looked classy, Charlie was sure of that. Charlie's dress style tended to consist of quiet, dark colours, in a style generally referred to as 'geography teacher chic'. Penelope's dress style could sometimes be described as 'extra' but always very stylish.

"Heya Penny" said Charlie entered the office and sat on the available chair opposite Penelope "Thought i'd drop in on you for lunch. Maybe I can trade directions for some of these nice bagels from the innocent bakery?"

Charlie opened up the paper bag, and offered it's contents to penelope. It was a running joke now. Charlie had been buying corpses for his class from a vaguely sketchy source when he first arrived on the island, and asked the person where he could get some information. Charlie was after directions to a good café, but the man clearly thought Charlie was after something a bit more... illicit, and pointed him in the direction of Penelope. Long story short, Charlie ended up paying Penelope for directions to a café and after that... well, they hit it off.

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"Oh you are just a treat, Charlie dear," she said with a lilt as she took the bag. Gesturing with a free hand, she continued.
"But come now. Sit, sit. I'm sure you've got time. Sariah, please hold all calls for now. I'm taking my lunch."

Instead of taking a seat in her chair again, Penny slipped around her desk and say on the edge of it, close to the chair she indicated for Charlie.
She looked through the bag he had brought and pulled out one of the bagels. Several eyes on her head consolidated together, forming a large mouth with sharp, menacing teeth. She took a bite out of the bagel and let out a soft hum of pleasure.

"So good it should be a sin," she laughed. "So where do you need directions to this time?"
 

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"Hopefully to the Cozy Cabin this weekend. I've got a fantastic room with perks, and it'd be a real shame to go alone." Said Charlie, with a coy grin.

Charlie picked up one of the remaining bagels, and held it up. These bagels really were excellent. Where the tip of Charlie's finger touched the smoked salmon, the meat began to wither away. Charlie took a quick bite, hoping penelope didn't see. She knew about the issues he was having with his powers returning, but it still embarrased him when it happened. He knew he couldn't harm penelope with them, but he still worried. Normalcy like this was one of the things Charlie enjoyed most. Not fighting monsters, or raising them, but two people, enjoying each others company, eating bagels.

"The room really is spectacular" said Charlie, with a wink.

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"I bet it is, sugah. I think I'll have the time off if I get these reports done by tomorrow."
She gestured to a stack of paperwork on her desk, a haphazard disorganized looking mess that only she could make sense of. It helped that she knew where every form and file was in relation to one another. Because, like Charlie, they belonged to her. In the loosest of senses, of course.

"So did you come here only to bribe me up a mountain with salmon ans bagels? Or was there something else you had in mind?"
Penelope took another bite of her bagel, ignoring the bit of blackening she briefly saw on Charlie's own food or the mild distress that pinged for her when he realized his powers were acting up.
 

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Charlie always liked Penelope's desk, even in the disorganised mess that it was. He always had the impression it was a place where work was being done. It was like opening up a beehive, and seeing all the bees each doing a job. You weren't quite sure what each insect was doing, but at the end they created something.

"No other reason." said Charlie, taking another bite out of the thankfully unblackened bagel "I just desired your company, and it's a pleasure, as always."

Charlie really did. He really enjoyed Penelope's company. Be it bagels at work, or watching her try on the latest amazing over-the-top oufit, it all felt so... normal and somehow right.

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Penelope finished her bagel rather quickly and wiped her hands with a napkin. She was a fast eater, always had been. Something about having food wasn't appealing to her. Eating it however, where no one else could take it from her, that was bliss.

"You're too sweet, Bones. How is your teaching going? I can't imagine having to corral all those little brats. Simply dreadful."
She leaned back against her desk a bit a she spoke, crossing one leg over the other. Her pupils all turned into skulls and crossbones briefly as if to display her disgust with the idea of being a teacher.
 

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Penelope had finished her bagel before Charlie was barely halfway through his. It was always satisfying to watch. She devoured things with such a glee. If I ever get a house, thought Charlie, I'll cook a meal every night.

"The students i teach, they're not so much little brats" said Charlie, with a smile, taking another bite of the bagel and swallowing "They're mainly in their late teens so they're... well.. Big brats. Being a teacher is wonderful. Apart from the marking."

Charlie laughed. He enjoyed being with Penelope. The shapes and uses of her eyes always seemed to amaze Charlie. Sometimes a mouth, sometimes and ear, and used for expression. It really was wonderful.

"How's the wonderful world of Seelie Unseelie? The receptionist still glares at me when i come in."
 
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