QUOTES

Post your funniest(or weirdest) quotes here.
They can be from anything!

My first:

Me: 'How do you hold a flaming stick with spikes coming out of it?'
Friend:'You'll see tomorow.'


and:

Me: Hi
Friend: I hate you
Friend: I mean hi
Friend: (common typo)


Michael & his other half:

Why am I feeling so nervous?
Because you're ugly and you complain too much.
What does that have to do with anything?
Nothing, I just thought I'd point that out.


I have better ones. But this is it for now.

FogertyFan40: back
RVLillypilly: alrighty
RVLillypilly: well, while you were gone my dad yelled at me, my cats got in a fight, and some dude told me i was fat
FogertyFan40: o_O
FogertyFan40: um...
FogertyFan40: rather eventful afternoon...?
RVLillypilly: heh
RVLillypilly: only once you were gone
RVLillypilly: ...
RVLillypilly: i mean....
RVLillypilly: yeah
FogertyFan40: V_V
FogertyFan40: I guess I just make everything pointless and irrelevant...
RVLillypilly: how sad for you...

and:

RVLillypilly: is AIM Triton the latest version?
MentalCensorship: WTF?
MentalCensorship: I 'unno
RVLillypilly: ur useless
MentalCensorship: not as useless as YOUR FACE

my friend is random...


MentalCensorship:If there was an official Scrooge hat, I'd wear it to school.
RVLillypilly: ...
RVLillypilly: ok...
MentalCensorship: Yeah.
MentalCensorship: But it leaves a bad taste in your mouth if you don't use the green soap.
MentalCensorship: And when you scrub really hard, the newspaper becomes hard to read after an hour of microwaving your refrigerated soft drinks. :-(

and:
((keep in mind that my friends name is James))

RVLillypilly: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
MentalCensorship: Annie,
I'm sorry for ruining "everything," but sometimes when the air conditioning shuts off my eyes get blurry and I can't feel my toes as well as I could when the dishwasher was flooding.
Love,
Tanya
RVLillypilly: WTF


and, the computer:

'This image is 1k.
Please resize it so it is smaller then 1024k.'

:blink: ...