QUOTES

'Master'

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Sep 16, 2005
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Post your funniest(or weirdest) quotes here.
They can be from anything!

My first:

Me: 'How do you hold a flaming stick with spikes coming out of it?'
Friend:'You'll see tomorow.'


and:

Me: Hi
Friend: I hate you
Friend: I mean hi
Friend: (common typo)


Michael & his other half:

Why am I feeling so nervous?
Because you're ugly and you complain too much.
What does that have to do with anything?
Nothing, I just thought I'd point that out.



I have better ones. But this is it for now.