[open] Oh the Humanity

battleaxeShotgun

The Frenchiest Fry
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Feb 13, 2015
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Alex hadn't cleaned her side of the dorm room in two days. She wasn't sure if she was concentrating enough while studying for her exams because the stack of books was skewed to the right like a set of stairs, and a small pile of random items was forming in the space underneath her desk. So after her last class, she dashed to her room and started cleaning the hell out of her desk. So far she had retrieved half a binder of notes, someone's multicolored pen and a potted sapling. (How did that get there?)

She was still half-stuck under her desk when she found an old rectangular box. Inside it was an old set of Cards Against Humanity. A friend of hers gave it to her brother a few years back; how did it get into her luggage? She set the box aside and hurriedly set everything in order.

Once the books were properly stacked and all notes placed into their specific clearbooks, Alaknanda sat down and looked over the cards. The entire thing was a but dusty, but every card was still readable. She chuckled at each of her favorite white cards, which included 'Mecha Hitler' and 'By taking a potato chip... AND EATING IT.' She closed the box and went down to the lounge area.

From the upper half of the stairs, she could see people sitting in twos and threes, either watching TV, chatting, or working on homework. She decided that homework could wait a few hours.

"Hey!" Alaknanda called. "Cards Against Humanity, anyone?"



[note: I encourage everyone to use their powers and cheat the hell out of the game.]
 
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Harmony was sitting on a brown wooden chair that hurted her bottum, browsing the web on one of the school computers. The sound of the mouse clicking was halted when the schools web filter appeared on the computer screen. "Damn, they really do block everything." Harmony said, shaking her head. With dissapointment she turned off the computer, stood up and strectched. "Nothing better than watching cat videos." She smiled, thinking about the videos she seen. Harmony moved on to something else she could do, hopefully with less control of the academy.


Her feet scooted along people doing there homework, watching tv, or just being social with one another.  Harmony stared at the tv, though. She wasn't allowed to watch tv at home and she heard from mom that it would make worms grow in your brain, so she didn't stare for too long. She was still trying to figure out what else to do when a voice shouted from down below.


 "Cards against Humanity, anyone?" Harmony smiled. She hasn't played that game in, well a long time. The last time she played that was during christimas four years ago. Without hesitating she made her way downstairs, trying to not disrupt what other activities people were up to.
 

Stepping down the stairs, she saw a woman. Indian perhaps. She pulled up a chair, and grabbed ten white cards and waited for further insturctions.
 Harmony observed her cards, and a smile sweeped across her face.
"This will be a fun game for sure."
 

battleaxeShotgun

The Frenchiest Fry
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Feb 13, 2015
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"Ten cards? You got it!"

Alaknanda shook the box a bit. She swiped ten white cards out of it and led Harmony to a round, empty table in the common room. A few other students had gathered around Alaknanda and the cards, a few others swiping cards out of the box.

"Don't steal any white cards, because I'll know!" Alaknanda called out to the crowd. She reached into the box of cards and pulled out the black cards, holding the stack face-down with the palm of her hand.

"Okay.... uh. Who gets to be the first Card Czar again?"
 
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