Once Upon A Time In The Forest...

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Ohhh--Yessss he got her attention! The pants finally reached his hips...Them cocked forward hips and he tensed his stomach, rock hard abs clearly defined for the woman he was trying to seduce. It seemed like it was working because she was staring at him. He bet she was liking it too judging from that raised brow. Oouuh~ his hand even brushed against his crotch in an 'attempt' to zipper it up. Then hips slowly began to gyrate. God dammit, if only he had music!

He was on a roll. Once he finished that troublesome little button, his hands roamed upward, smoothing over his abs...and it would have been a really great 'show' if it weren't for the awkward lip biting he was trying to pull off. It was...Just awkward, like one of those faces people unintentionally made while having sex. Maybe that's why women tend to look away from men when--

Then she chided him and that weird sexy face fell into a frown. All sexy movements ceased when she grumbled. "Tch, partypooper," he muttered under his breath and huffed hot air as he shrugged his vest on. That...was pretty much it when it came to clothing. Boxers? They chafe. Briefs? They made him have swamp-ass. Tidy-whities?...Don't even ask. He was straight commando and damn proud of it! He stuffed his massive feet into his boots and slung the pack over his shoulder. He caught the end bits of you owe me a new thermos and you practically devoured mine and winced. "What?!" he shouted like a kid being grounded for 'no reason' and frowned again. "What're you even talking about--I don't owe you--What even IS a thermos!?" Was she talking about that stupid cup? Well it was her own damn fault for bringing a stupid silly piece of paper cup into the woods...Oh, speaking of the tea, it was his turn to jab a meaty finger in her direction. "That's not even fair! You brought that stuff out here to lure me out and drug me. That wasn't tea, that was roofies in a cup. Obviously you didn't know how to use it since you didn't even make a move on me," he retorted. Yeah...As if he knew how to properly use roofies but at least he knew they were supposed to be used to make someone loopy enough to do your bidding. Eyes squinted and he stepped closer, having to hunch over just to be eye level with her...Yes, eye level. Shock and surprise.

"I'll be watching you, Misses seduce-a-werewolf." Honestly. If she wanted a date, all she had to do was ask.
 
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"What's a--" Haleth was a bit shocked. "What's a thermos?!" She was a bit shocked the way the north pole was just a bit cold. The same way the Saharan Desert was just a bit hot. "What on earth are you even saying? Do you not remember crushing my metal thermos? You bit the top off of it!" She could feel her cheeks turning red as he continued talking.

About roofies in a cup. Roofies in a cup.

She could not even. What was this? Had she kicked puppies in a past life or something? Or just in her past? Was this karma for peeing on a god's altar or something? What the hell?

"The tea was for me to drink, not you," she said as coolly as possible. Tossing some of her red hair back behind her shoulders from where it had slipped down. She would not beat the werewolf with its own bag, she would not beat the werewolf with its own bag. "It was anise tea and I didn't even know that it had any affect on werewolves."

She glared at me. "And why on earth would I want to drug someone I don't even know? I don't even know you, you unintelligent pup! Why would I have anything planned for someone I didn't even know or care about existing?"

Which, you know, may be a bit harsh, but really now? Really? "Even if I'd wanted to ensnare you, I certainly wouldn't have done it in this disgraceful manner - though I don't know what I'd do with what's basically a child."

When he went to look her in the eyes, leaning forward a bit, she took the opportunity he'd presented her with and swatted in on the head.

"You'll be watching me?" she echoed, her expression clearly full of disbelief. Was this really happening? Gods give her strength. "First of all, Mr. Stark, I didn't do any seducing. Secondly, I wouldn't want anything to do with - again! - a student!"

Haleth smacked him on the head again for good measure. How many times had he been dropped on it that his thinking was so disordered? How many times did she need to continue dropping him on it until the damage was reversed?

"Don't make me report you to the dean for harassment and stalking," she said, crossing her arms over her chest. They were close to the grounds now, so she didn't even feel bad about leveraging the threat. Maybe their proximity to the school would make him realize he was doing dumb things.

...It probably wouldn't, but a girl could hope, right?
 
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swat

"Ow!" Okay, it really didn't hurt it was just on impulse that he said it. Even so, he moved back just a little bit. Of course with the movement of the little slap, that brought his eye level down...with her 'eyes'. They really did poke through her shirt when she got mad at him. He made a mental note of that and stashed it with other really important things he needed to remember like eating, sleeping, and not forgetting to flush the toilet after a good poop even though that was another way of marking someones--

Slap!

"Ow!" He immediately snapped his attention to her face which did not...Look happy. Crap, did he get caught again? WELL MAYBE IF SHE JUST WORE A BRA THIS WOULDN'T BE SO DIFFICULT. HOW COULD HE NOT STARE? Suddenly she threw down a threat. He didn't understand most of what she was trying to say because it sounded weird that she'd eventually do something with a child andthatwastotallygross so she probably wasn't saying that-- SERIOUSLY STALKING?

"WHAT!? I'M NO CREEPER! ONLY CREEPERS DO THAT!" he was insulted! Nevermind that she was practically calling him a baby this entire time, but insinuating that he was a creeper?. That would hit his reputation hard if she went off tattling that he was some stalker. For the second time since they met, he was looming...But this time, it seemed a bit more menacing than before...No scratch that, it really was menacing--menacing enough that if he had his own scene in a comic book, it'd really say MENACING in his background.

"You wouldn't dare"
 
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Haleth didn't so much as hesitate before smacking him again, a good whap to bring him to his senses. She wouldn't dare? She wouldn't dare?

"Watch me," she said, her tone cold. Of course, it wasn't as though she couldn't handle herself - she was an adult, after all. Honestly, was this pup trying to intimidate her? Bah! She didn't know how many years he'd seen, but she knew she'd easily outlived him.

"Don't venture to tell me what I can and cannot do, pup," Haleth said, her voice still frosty. "And don't think you can try to scare me, either." She glared at him before swatting him again. And again. And once more for good measure.

"Do I need to actually make these strikes hurt? Because I can do that." Haleth lifted her hand for another swat, this time changing the surface to silver as she swatted him. She doubted he could see it, but he'd certainly feel the effects. She returned her hand to normal right afterwards - it always felt weird to change parts of herself that were still alive.

"You, pup, have nothing you can use against me," she announced. Flicking him on the nose, she added, "You're lucky I'm not putting you in detention for this as it is."

Of course, now that she thought about it, maybe he could use a detention. He'd stolen her tea, destroyed her thermos, groped the hell out of her, gotten all up in her personal space, and then carried her across the forest without warning.

Hmmm. Maybe she could make a case. Actually, yeah, she was a girl and he'd groped her. She could probably get him in trouble for that alone.

"Are you going to behave now?" she demanded.
 
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Oh.

He involuntarily flinched at that icy remark. He recoiled again before she swatted him again. "Agh!" And again. "Stop messing my hair up!" Maybe if she hit him enough times, he'd come up with new material to say.

Then she lifted her hand again. Pfft. She hit like a girl--a girl that was hitting him with a pillow...Or jell-o. Or something edible because he was getting really hun--

SWAT.

His eyes grew big and suddenly it felt like a sledgehammer again--NO. A SILVER FRYING PAN. He could smell skin and hair sizzle upon the initial touch. It was like a hot frying pan only he knew it wasn't sizzling hot because he caught the brief scent of silver as she struck him. "OhmygodHOLYSHIT--OWWW!" he screeched and backpedaled with hands instinctively going for his head. Oh my god, his hair better not be on fire. His hands quickly swatted at the top of his head, brushing off whatever silver debris came from the mysterious blow, burning his hands in the process. He yelped, oblivous to the fact that he smashed his back against the very tree he once kept his pack on. The tree rattled and critters of all sorts instantly flew or scattered from it's branches. Then she damaged his ego even more when she closed the distance on him and flicked his nose. YIPE! SCREW DETENTION! He immediately jumped, but didn't come back down. He jumped up to a branch much like the scaredy cat that he was, clinging to a heavy branch...upside down. He didn't care. He wanted to get the hell away from that silver. That shit HURT.

" WHAT WAS THAT FOR? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!?" Psh, like he was ever going to smack around a girl. God damn, he didn't deserve that! He looked down at her, giving off a pained whimper. "...HOW'D YOU DO THAT?" she definitely got his attention now.
 
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"It was for trying to intimidate me,"Haleth said coolly. She was more than prepared to do it again if she needed to. Because really, given the way her morning had gone, she was probably going to be running short on patience for the rest of the day - especially if this was but a sample of how her day was going to go.

And she might be a TA, but she was still a person. If someone tried to toy with her.... Well, at this point, they should probably expect some ouchies. Well. Possibly more than just some. Her patience was fast wearing thing and it wasn't even seven in the morning yet.

"And don't worry about how I did it," she said easily. "Just make sure I don't feel the need to do it again, hm?"

Which, really, if you thought about it, was giving him the easy way out. Which he should take. Because she was totally okay with smacking the pup around until it learned. Honestly, she'd been fairly nice about it up until this point, but if he kept going she was going to have to discipline him properly and he wasn't going to like that at all.

Haleth sighed, before gesturing to the ground in front of her and his pack. "Come down here and finished getting dressed." She showed him her palms, cajoling him to join her back on solid ground. "Look, no more silver - just behave and it won't come back."

Which, hey, she could promise that much, right? It wasn't as though he was going to do anything that would piss her off more, right? Heh. Well, it didn't matter. Now she had something she knew he'd react to.

And she didn't really want to rule through fear, but she wasn't above it either. Honestly, some students just needed a hard hand - no matter that she wasn't exactly prone to smacking them around. Bah. She felt like a mountain lioness, throwing her cubs down the cliff so they could learn to live.
 
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What did that even mean 'don't worry about how I did it'? He opened his mouth again to retort, but judging from her expression, it was probably better to just...shut...the hell up. He closed his mouth, lips forming another frown as he glared down at her from his branch. If...I-If she could do that, then what else could she do? He didn't even know. Now that he thought about it, she didn't have a...particular smell and usually that helped in distinguishing what things were and who was who. There was a bit of uncertainty now that suddenly blossomed when she mentioned that it was a bad idea to encourage her to do it again. He nodded, sulking on his branch, but he wasn't about to come down just yet. Oh no. That slap still hurt.

She demanded him to get down from the branch and finish getting dressed like a mother telling her kid to climb down from the tree house for dinner. He snorted, turning his cheek like the stubborn rebel that he was even if she supposedly could care less about his existence and leave him up there for eternity. Nope. Then she tried reassuring him, flipping her hands over that were free of silver. God, it really was as if she were his mother. What the hell. He sighed and dropped from the branch, landing with a solid thud that quaked the ground. Great. He had just shown his ultimate weakness to her. Good thing he didn't take up being a ninja because he'd fail horribly at it. Probably wouldn't even pass the stealth test.

"Fine..." He almost sounded defeated. He even pouted, having already finished putting his clothes on even when she assumed that he had more to wear. He didn't even want to mention that this was all that he wore because he'd probably sound whiny about it at this point. This was as far as things went when he was..being...told what to do. She better not expect him to wear a pink polo shirt dammit. Hell would freeze over the day Haleth made him do it. "Can we go now, Miss M?..." Huff. This wasn't a good start to his day.
 
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He acquiesced to her request and seemed a bit repentant. Or was he simply morose about having been beaten? Still, he'd gathered up his things which she took to mean he didn't have anything else left to put on and asked if they were ready to go.

For a moment, she seriously considered bullying him into a shirt, but honestly? Plenty of people went shirtless on campus at all hours, some with carefully placed pasties and some without. The fact that he was wearing pants was satisfactory to her - and he could probably use some positive reinforcement here.

Speaking of which - "Good pup," she praised him, her voice miles warmer than it had been previously. She reached up to gently tousle his hair before stepping back and turning back towards campus. "Where do you need to be?" she asked him, fully intending to deposit him wherever he was supposed to be - whether it was his dorm, the infirmary, class, or elsewhere. As long as it was a place where she held authority, she'd have no problems escorting him to his location.

Besides, he seemed like the kind of pup that would go off and get himself into trouble without some sort of supervision. Given what had already transpired in the few hours since she'd left to catch some fresh air, she couldn't help but hope to keep the rest of her day calm - preferably by making sure no more of his antics could knock - or sweep - her off her feet.

Haleth was a teaching assistant - she had appearances to maintain, after all! He seemed to be taking a bit to respond so she allowed herself another stretch, letting out a pleased sigh (that probably sounded a bit less like a sigh and a bit more.... well).

"You ready to get going?"
 
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He was officially ‘whipped’. So this is how it feels to be defeated by a woman…

A woman who was two times smaller than he was.

Two times skinnier than he was.

No—He was ten billion times bigger than her and she managed to literally scare him up the tree with…God, what the hell did she use! It hurt a LOT and it smelled like silver…But she didn’t have anything of the sort on her! That was scary. Just who was she anyway? Yeah, he was totally going to ask that because she obviously wasn’t a woman!...No wait, a normal woman. A sexy weird woman—

”Well duh, I gotta get back to my dorm and sleep,” he retorted which totally wasn’t what he wanted to say. It was almost as if he answered her right away on principle. On a normal day he’d lie or come up with somewhere stupid like the café and quickly move this conversation towards something like a date. No, he actually spoke the truth and missed his opportunity to hit on her some more. What was happening here? He had appearances to maintain after all! What were people going to think if they found out he was whipped and that this… ‘Miss M’ was the whip..whippee? It could go two ways. One, he’d probably get put down for days on end and the girls would whisper and giggle about his drop in status.

”Well c’mon let’s go!...Before it gets too cold for you or something,” the big man shuffled with uneasiness and averted his eyes. Once she turned away though, he couldn’t help but catch a glimpse of that ass.

On the other hand, he could possibly be the target of male jealousy for getting such a hottie to talk to him. Heh, she could be in control so long as he got to talk to her…and maybe more in the future. Then again, she was one hell of a stubborn woman. Oh well! He liked the challenge.
 
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