Standing very conspicuously on the hill, Eurus tired to maintain his usual casual look. This proved to be somewhat difficult as he was bent at a 90 degree angle at the waist, holding the lower half of a body as it tipped forward through a portal.
Yeah, you know...everyday stuff. Whatever. Eurus tried to flick his head in his practiced way to show off an impressive hair flip, but this too was ineffective due to the fact that he was currently staring at the grass, his shaggy hair obscuring his vision of the rest of the world.
He heard a voice calling out a line from Star Trek. That's weird....wait, no, it was her. Was it? Of course it was, unless there was a second girl in portal limbo hanging out on the lawn.
Bracing himself on his less sore leg, Eurus did his best to pull the girl out of the portal. His awkward position, however, plus the fact that he'd never exactly been the type to work out....well, it was hard work. He paused for a moment, gathered up his limited remaining strength, and gave one forceful tug. The girl successful toppled out. Unfortunately, Eurus also toppled. And it wasn't even an impressive topple. It could have been a graceful descent; a couple of backward somersaults ending with a lithe back flip, and Eurus landing on his feet. Or a heart-pumping near-death experience; careening dangerously down the hill to meet certain doom.
But nope. Eurus flopped awkwardly down the hill at a ridiculously slow speed, painfully aware of every second as it past and yet completely incapable of stopping himself through some freak combination of inertia and dizziness. He finally came to rest next to a bench, sprawled out in an unseemly position on his back and smiling bitterly at the sky.
He just couldn't have nice things, could he?
[[His fall didn't come across quite as funny as it did in my mind. But that's alright. I have my memories. Also, he's coming across as completely unimpressive in this rp. Haha, an off day I guess.]]
Yeah, you know...everyday stuff. Whatever. Eurus tried to flick his head in his practiced way to show off an impressive hair flip, but this too was ineffective due to the fact that he was currently staring at the grass, his shaggy hair obscuring his vision of the rest of the world.
He heard a voice calling out a line from Star Trek. That's weird....wait, no, it was her. Was it? Of course it was, unless there was a second girl in portal limbo hanging out on the lawn.
Bracing himself on his less sore leg, Eurus did his best to pull the girl out of the portal. His awkward position, however, plus the fact that he'd never exactly been the type to work out....well, it was hard work. He paused for a moment, gathered up his limited remaining strength, and gave one forceful tug. The girl successful toppled out. Unfortunately, Eurus also toppled. And it wasn't even an impressive topple. It could have been a graceful descent; a couple of backward somersaults ending with a lithe back flip, and Eurus landing on his feet. Or a heart-pumping near-death experience; careening dangerously down the hill to meet certain doom.
But nope. Eurus flopped awkwardly down the hill at a ridiculously slow speed, painfully aware of every second as it past and yet completely incapable of stopping himself through some freak combination of inertia and dizziness. He finally came to rest next to a bench, sprawled out in an unseemly position on his back and smiling bitterly at the sky.
He just couldn't have nice things, could he?
[[His fall didn't come across quite as funny as it did in my mind. But that's alright. I have my memories. Also, he's coming across as completely unimpressive in this rp. Haha, an off day I guess.]]
