"You kiddin' me? Plenty of my siblings have children. Tons and tons of children." She smirked. "Relax. I ain't got any. I mean, I can get pregnant. But I don't have any kids."
Eliana wiggled uncomfortably on her feet and looked down. "Shit, I'm probably going to have to change."
After have a few seconds where his heart was threatening to kill him he'd take a sigh of relief. Grasping his chest, "Why do you have to scare me like that? I suppose I'll have get condoms for us then?" It wasn't the fact that she might have had some, it was the fact that she could, which scared him quite a bit. Mal had a internal fear of being a parent, for several reasons but he want going to tell her that.
"Well-" He'd scratch his head to calm his nerves, "at least I didn't rip it."
"Well-" He'd scratch his head to calm his nerves, "at least I didn't rip it."
"Nah," she said. "No condoms. I probably can't have kids unless I try right hard. Also, on the pill. You think I'd bareback without a safety net?" Eliana didn't mention how she wasn't sure whether the pills were effective or not, what with the weird way drugs had a tendency to work on her.
"And, true. Good thing you didn't, I'd have killed you." Then she was right back on the important topic here. "But I was curious why you weren't worried after the first time. You didn't even know me then, but you were totally cool with having sex. Hilarious."
He'd nod slowly his head at ease, "Well that's good. "
He was almost positive she was joking about killing him, almost. He'd sit the bed a bit of a bashful smile. "Well, at first I was just having sex with a girl who was paying me back for helping her move, which was cool. But I realized before we got into the actual sex that you had lied to me. Which made my blood boil, so I was more caught up in figuring out how I was going to get back at you. Instead of going with what I thought I was going to do I just opted for fucking your brains out."
He'd chuckle, "Which would explain why you thought it was a good idea to have me be your boyfriend."
He'd chuckle, "Which would explain why you thought it was a good idea to have me be your boyfriend."
Eliana took a seat next to him. "That was awesome sex. When you're all quiet and intimidating." She looked off fondly. "But, in the car, I thought you were interesting, too. I'm glad you asked me for that date. I really enjoyed watching a movie with you and talking to you. You're a perceptive person."
Mal would place one of his hands on her knees, smiling at her. "I just try to pay attention to things. I'm glad I asked for that date as well, seeing your kinder side then and at dinner, it's nice."
Mal would lean closer to Eli, giving her a peck on the cheek and resting his head on her shoulder. "I'm also happy that I agreed to come with you here."
Mal would lean closer to Eli, giving her a peck on the cheek and resting his head on her shoulder. "I'm also happy that I agreed to come with you here."
Even with everything that had happened, Eliana was still uncomfortable being considered kind. She wasn't kind, not in the least, so why would he go off calling her that?
"I thought we already had this discussion, about my kindness?" she grinned, standing up and brushing his hand off her knee. "We should, uh, probably get back out to the others. We've been gone long enough, eh?"
"Right, right, right, feelings, ew." He'd roll his eyes a bit, He'd stand up as well, grabbing the pile of clothes he picked out earlier.
"I'm sure they're probably preoccupied and haven't noticed our absence. But alright, let's get dressed and get you pretend wasted and me avoid being ruffied." The last line was obviously a joke, probably, he'd start putting on his pair of grey swim trunks, thankfully he picked up three pairs for the occasion.
"I'm sure they're probably preoccupied and haven't noticed our absence. But alright, let's get dressed and get you pretend wasted and me avoid being ruffied." The last line was obviously a joke, probably, he'd start putting on his pair of grey swim trunks, thankfully he picked up three pairs for the occasion.
Eliana's mouth popped open at the idea of roofyieing Mal. "Why didn't I think of that! Then, you'd go all KO, though, and that's no fun. I'd rather get you drunk off your ass."Thread completed!