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{td}Soren P. MacLeod is [BCOLOR=#003300]online[/BCOLOR]
Male 25,
seeking Women 22-25 within 50 Miles of Manta Carlos{/td}
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{td}Relationship: Single{/td}
{td}Ethnicity: Very white{/td}
{td}Smoke: Lol smoke what{/td}
{td}Hair: Brown{/td}
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{td}Have kids: No{/td}
{td}Faith: Agnostic I guess?{/td}
{td}Drink: Socially{/td}
{td}Eyes: Brown/Hazel{/td}
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{td}Want kids: Uhh? Maybe??{/td}
{td}Occupation: Uni professor{/td}
{td}Height: 5'11{/td}
{td}Body type: Know what "dadbod" is?{/td}
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{td}Wow these things are just as awkward as I imagined. How am I supposed to sell myself when I had to pass the profile of an easy 9/10 guy to even sign up.
Okay so my name is Soren, I'm 25 and I'm a human but I'm a witch but also tulpa? I don't know. I'm a human, though, but my magic works like a tulpa so some people classify me as that. It seems like a stretch tbh.
I'm looking for a familiar even though the thought of a strong woman who is not human is mildly terrifying to me, but also I'm kind of into it. Are familiars always demons? Probably. Of course that would be a thing. Ignore the age range, if so, because demons will undoubtedly be older than me. Not to say you're old, though. Really, though, I am looking for a familiar. I guess a matching site is where I could do that? I don't know, I'm in the modern age of witches and the old ones kinda refuse to help. I'm understanding that you're supposed to have a really close bond with the familiar so I guess a dating site works? I tried tinder. Worked great, but not for the purposes I need.
So as for an actual profile I like to go out to clubs and party sometimes. I don't seem like a social person but I really am, I just want to kind of know what I'm getting into. I use telepathy to talk to people, so don't worry you don't have to know sign or anything. Captioned movies are also fun- at least for me I guess. No one complains about my subtitles. I like to think I'm a good teacher, and so far no students have put a kick me sign on my back so I guess I have some evidence to support that.
I like girly alcohol and my tolerance is pretty low, so I'm also a cheap date. No risk to going out at least once, really.
This will probably get shamefully deleted when I wake up. There's a bet going. {/td}
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{/td}{td}Soren P. MacLeod is [BCOLOR=#003300]online[/BCOLOR]
Male 25,
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{td}Relationship: Single{/td}
{td}Ethnicity: Very white{/td}
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{td}Hair: Brown{/td}
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{td}Have kids: No{/td}
{td}Faith: Agnostic I guess?{/td}
{td}Drink: Socially{/td}
{td}Eyes: Brown/Hazel{/td}
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{td}Wow these things are just as awkward as I imagined. How am I supposed to sell myself when I had to pass the profile of an easy 9/10 guy to even sign up.
Okay so my name is Soren, I'm 25 and I'm a human but I'm a witch but also tulpa? I don't know. I'm a human, though, but my magic works like a tulpa so some people classify me as that. It seems like a stretch tbh.
I'm looking for a familiar even though the thought of a strong woman who is not human is mildly terrifying to me, but also I'm kind of into it. Are familiars always demons? Probably. Of course that would be a thing. Ignore the age range, if so, because demons will undoubtedly be older than me. Not to say you're old, though. Really, though, I am looking for a familiar. I guess a matching site is where I could do that? I don't know, I'm in the modern age of witches and the old ones kinda refuse to help. I'm understanding that you're supposed to have a really close bond with the familiar so I guess a dating site works? I tried tinder. Worked great, but not for the purposes I need.
So as for an actual profile I like to go out to clubs and party sometimes. I don't seem like a social person but I really am, I just want to kind of know what I'm getting into. I use telepathy to talk to people, so don't worry you don't have to know sign or anything. Captioned movies are also fun- at least for me I guess. No one complains about my subtitles. I like to think I'm a good teacher, and so far no students have put a kick me sign on my back so I guess I have some evidence to support that.
I like girly alcohol and my tolerance is pretty low, so I'm also a cheap date. No risk to going out at least once, really.
This will probably get shamefully deleted when I wake up. There's a bet going. {/td}
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