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"I don't actually know if I've ever been worshipped... My parents were, at least somewhat I'm sure. Maybe I am and just don't know about it." Sean frowned at the thought - it was something to consider. But it'd probably involve talking to other gods, and the only one he knew on this island was Rhymien. Sean wasn't going to ask that one anything. Perhaps whenever he died again he'd ask his mother. But he didn't really enjoy dying, either the process or the waiting to come back.

Whatever the answers were, at the moment Sean was more interested in considering ways to get in and out of the sarcophagus without having to involve the lich. It seemed tied to Charlie, at least the undead parts of it, and other than that - he was certainly not strong enough to try lifting the lid on his own, magic or not. Perhaps with leverage... It seemed like someone should be able to get in and out if the lid was open - Was that what the creature wouldn't have the energy for? Sean was unsure if he should ask more questions at this point. He had time and didn't want to look too suspicious even if Charlie seemed frank, open and unsuspecting. Maybe he could somehow steal the whole thing... but then there was the whole magic undead crab to neutralize. Sean felt giddy. This was a ridiculous thing to scheme. But he never could deal with boredom and theft suited him so well. He'd plot it out just to know he could. He hoped there'd be no hard feelings - he kinda liked the guy already.

The fact that a necromancer would combine a library and a graveyard was hardly surprising, but he hoped the dead bodies were at least stacked in one room and not all over the place like the rest of Charlie's belongings. He smirked. "Keeping an army ready just in case?"

Sean really, really wanted to help Charlie clean. His plotting had momentarily distracted him, but it was still on his mind. Getting the mess in order might require more planning than stealing from the lich. But he didn't know the guy well enough to offer yet. "I would imagine being used as an operating table is hard on the felt. I'd say use some vinegar for the stain, but you've probably already tried that... We should play sometime."
 

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Charlie smiled at Sean when he referred to the army, a smile that wasn't only friendly.

"Why yes, I do have an army in there" he said, looking at Sean "afterall, what is an undead overlord without his army. There are some quite impressive undead down there." He smiled. It had cost him millions to unearth, and even more for the workers silence, but had managed to find an intact elder dragon skeleton. One day it would be useful. Well, use is subjective. His most useful undead weren't that adept at combat. For example one of them was an excellent chef, despite the occasional lost finger.

He chuckled at this, and sipped at his tea. He did have an army in there, back from his 'take over the world' days. A quite impressive army. Due to the nature of the sarcophagus, they didn't rot. It was perfect storage. And charlie was messy, yes, in his office. It was too small, and he had lots of books he needed to reference, so books had to go wherever they would fit. He had filled the provided bookcase within the first half an hour of his arrival.

"Unfortunatly, the vinegar stripped the colouring out of the felt as well, whilst not completely removing the stain. Rather bothersome. "And sure we should play sometime. Theres a fully stocked bar in the billiards room. I've also got various other games rooms about. It might be good to have someone to play against. The undead aren't very good at poker i'm afraid" said Charlie, with a short smile

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Sean wasn't exactly surprised that Charlie did have an army down there, though he wasn't sure he'd have admitted it so freely himself. He supposed it made sense given that the man had used necromancy to become a lich. And if he didn't exactly seem to be the command-an-army-take-over-the-world type, people changed, especially in the length of time Charlie had existed.

Sean knew he himself probably didn't look like a military strategist or assassin, both of which he'd been at one point. He'd even considered plotting world domination as a mental exercise, but it was much too broad an idea for him to go very far with it. Besides he didn't even want to be the leader of a small group - he wouldn't know what to do with the world if he did take it over. And if he did come up with a viable plan, he wouldn't want anyone else to get their hands on it either.

Sipping from the tea Charlie had brewed him, Sean was quiet for a moment. He cared deeply for his current group friends, but they were a bunch of troublemakers the lot of them - this was the first time in awhile he'd been able to drink a cup of tea without worrying that someone had drugged it. Not that he blamed them - he'd probably have done the same thing. It was the same as playing cards. When the group played poker, it was expected they were all cheating - made for some interesting games.

"Funny - vinegar's usually recommended for things like that. I guess most people spill beer and not whatever it was that stained it. You'd think that bartenders might have to clean up blood from barfights... I guess tables usually get a lot more than just stains in those situations."

It would be nice to play a game with a new face. Perhaps he'd even play fair. He was out to befriend the guy, not cheat him, at least not straight away. Besides, playing an honest game could be an interesting challenge. He could win fairly, he just didn't often see the point in it - if the best path to winning was to cheat, then why not do it? "And here I thought the undead would have the best poker faces. I imagine they don't much care about your bar either. Can't say I drink very often myself. But yes - let's meet again. This has been pleasant."
 

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"The problem is" sighed Charlie "i'm having to use powder cleaners, because most liquids tend to freeze when i use them. Because it's a different dimension, theres no source of heat. It doesn't effect me. I do have some heating stones though..." he was lost in thought for a moment, musing on how he could get that stain out of the billiards table. Maybe he could keep the guest heating stone in the billiards room while he scrubbed at it. He might give vinegar a go. Charlie had previously been considering buying new felt for the table, but he had found, to his dismay, that the shop where he brought the table had been replaced by a sushi shop. Running for over a hundred years, only to be replaced by a Wagamamas. The travesty.

"The problem isn't their poker face, it's that all they're all a single mind. Me. As much fun as it is to play chess against myself, a game of bluffing is much more difficult to play honestly." He sipped at the final dregs of his tea, inspecting the few tea leaves that had escaped from the diffuser. Some people believed that you could see the future in tea leaves. Charlie had never seen anything, but if anything was to be believed by the assortment of leaves, autumn would happen soon.

Charlie liked Sean. If he ignored the divinity that wove through him, and the fact it made Charlie's skin crawl, if he had skin, he liked the chap. He was a man after his own heart. He liked tea, and any man who enjoyed tea was a possible friend in Charlie's book.

"This has been fun Sean, we must do this again sometime. I'm in my office quite a bit, so feel free to drop down any time"

((Sorry for the delay! Attempting to deal with the backlog)) @Boop
 
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