i can't buy help on a bundle at walmart

Lei listened to the conversation. Er. Zoning out, more like. She knew what those words meant, but it didn't make sense when they were put together all like that. Something about cars and jacks, but who the hell was Jack?

Oh shit. He kept talking, and Lei felt sweat began to form around her face. He was so... assured about this course of action that she couldn't even ask him what the hell a jack-in-the-car was supposed to look like.

She slowly nodded. "Yep, I got it!"

Why did she say that!?

Lei grinned, but it was more a nervous grin than anything. At least that wasn't obvious in the dark! She did a salute, said "aye aye Cap'n Crunch", and did a mechanical 180 turn. She slapped herself on the forehead, dragging her palm down her face. Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch? For fuck's sake. Get it together, Feng.

Time to locate the mysterious car jack!

She went into the bowels of the Walmart and groaned.

Lei came back with... a handful of stuff from the hardware section. Look, she didn't know what a fucking car jack was, ok! She knelt in front of the door, and sheepishly slid what she would later found out was a screwdriver, a crowbar, a hammer, pliers, a swiss army knife, and boxcutters through the tiny space under the door.

She looked at Lova and Aleron with wide eyes, like a deer caught in headlights, sweat forming all over her face. Please don't judge me.

There was something about this scene that was just comical. The shining prince, the troll, and the damsel in distress, except in this scenario, the evil dragon was Walmart. Fucking capitalism.

Lei watched Aleron pry the doors open, cringing a little, afraid that the glass would crack. Thankfully, it didn't. Lei got on her knees and slid the crowbar as soon as there was an opening. She was scared that they'd fuck up, so she scurried over to the side and hid behind the wall, covering her ears. You dun fucked up now, Feng, you huge goof.

Lei listened to Aleron and slipped through the now open doors, thanks to Lova and Aleron's combined effort. It was easy to slip through because of her small frame.

"Freedom!"

She flopped on the ground on all fours, kissing the ground, thankful she was free from her confines. She immediately regretted kissing the ground, however, and scrubbed the dirt away from her mouth. She was still spitting it out when she got up again. She slumped her shoulders and groaned in relief. "Oh, thank god! Thank you so much!"

She threw herself in Aleron's arms, hugging him tight, then did the same to Lova. They were so beautiful, so, so beautiful. "I thought I was going to wait there until morning, and they'd send me to jail forever or something. Thank you thank you thank you." She blushed, then, flustered. "Uh. I don't have anything to g-give you though? If you ever need a favor from a hydrokinetic... I'm your girl."