Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

That's right... I'm up now making your shitty coffee, but you have to get your lazy ass up or I'm giving it to the neighbors.

we have neighbors? i thought the other place was ours too? the woman living there isn't a maid? wtf. why does she let me walk around all the time in her house?

...I really don't want to know why Jett. Maybe because you're overly hot and shit?

she might think im her ded husband.

mostly because i pretend to be her ded husband.

But.. Why don't you pretend to be my dead husband instead? ;;

that would require you to have had a husband

who i may or may not have the breaks on their car cut

What if they are your brakes Jett... I mean if I get a husband I'll make sure he can't drive.

omg

you just blew my mind. WHERE IS MY COFFEE?

I told you you have to come and get it. Idek where you are.

on the couch

i just waved at you, see?

'mere