Fun Police [Poptart]

Zell

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A big grin made its way onto his face, but he didn't look up to acknowledge he was being addressed. "Yep! The guy who perved on those six kids, ya know? Lured him into an alleyway and cut his filthy arms and legs off! Hahaha! It was great!"

The ground was moist now, as he'd made the whole wide enough and deep enough to accommodate the body and the bag he'd tossed it in. It was deep enough that it wouldn't be unearthed by run off, at least, not if he packed the soil nice and tight, which he planned to do. He didn't need Greed getting more on his case.

Vaguely, he mused on how ineffective this whole thing was. Surely it made more sense for him to just eat the body and the trash bag. With this, any curious idiot looking for treasure could stumble across this buried little secret.

"Hey. Greed. I got two questions." The Sin said, pulling himself out of his finished hole with ease. "Firstly, why the hell am I buryin' this? Surely it makes more sense to melt the body or burn it or at least give it to Gluttony." He kicked the trash bag in the hole and it fell on its side. Good. "Secondly, what am I supposed to do when Manta Carlos runs out of criminals and guys who are into the cartoon hooters? I suppose I'll just bury myself when that happens."

Wrath jumped into the hole, landing on the trash bag. "Go on, fill me in. My time in this realm is done."
 
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