
Darling.
The most horrific piece of fabric arrived at my doorstep today. I had to set it on fire and restock my closet with better clothes after seeing it.
It was supposed to be... my bridesmaid outfit?
Please don't tell me you're seriously considering marrying this clown. I thought you had a lovely girlfriend and that you two were quite smitten. What happened to her?
Regardless, you can do so much better. If you wish to get married, I will introduce you to better prospects. I met a nice rich boy the other day. You know Clarence Crowther? Quite the gentleman. He'll love you because, really, what's not to love about you?
Blue Fire has also been asking after you, wondering you're single. Now, before you bring her job as a negative, let me remind you that this is only a summer job and she is working for her Doctorate in her dimension. She's a highly respected scholar.