Embracing Your Inner Demon - Mikhainon/Chloe texts

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Darling.

The most horrific piece of fabric arrived at my doorstep today. I had to set it on fire and restock my closet with better clothes after seeing it.

It was supposed to be... my bridesmaid outfit?

Please don't tell me you're seriously considering marrying this clown. I thought you had a lovely girlfriend and that you two were quite smitten. What happened to her?

Regardless, you can do so much better. If you wish to get married, I will introduce you to better prospects. I met a nice rich boy the other day. You know Clarence Crowther? Quite the gentleman. He'll love you because, really, what's not to love about you?

Blue Fire has also been asking after you, wondering you're single. Now, before you bring her job as a negative, let me remind you that this is only a summer job and she is working for her Doctorate in her dimension. She's a highly respected scholar.

 

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Blue Fire has also been asking after you, wondering you're single. Now, before you bring her job as a negative, let me remind you that this is only a summer job and she is working for her Doctorate in her dimension. She's a highly respected scholar.

What

Cheeto and I are still dating.

Who am I getting married to? I'd like to at least know who he is before the big day

 

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Who am I getting married to? I'd like to at least know who he is before the big day.

Huh.

I knew that son of a bitch was pulling my leg. I have to admit, he's putting quite the effort on this stupid joke.

If you must know, it's Lochlann.

 

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It seems like I've been kidnapped by a dragon. Just wanted to let you know what's up so you don't worry too much about me staying away from home for a while.

He's probably not going to hurt me, but he thinks I'm one of his possessions now. The hubris of this one

If he's enough fun I'll let him keep me through finals week, with Arach on call in case he gets dangerous.

After that, I'm not sure what the most fun way to make my daring escape would be. Any suggestions?

 

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So I just met someone named Sylvia at the club festival. Literally seconds after I had her sign that petition I told you about, the one about employment protections, she tells me you wouldn't hire her because she's part angel.

WTF dad?!?

 

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Honey, here's an important life lesson: Angels are terrible. They're the worst. If you know what's good for you, you would stay 10ft away from them, not because they can potentially harm you, but because they will take your ear off on what a terrible person you are before proceeding to commit things considered as HATE CRIMES in Manta Carlos. If I were lucky, I'd spend a whole year not even having to even look at angels.

 

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There's still so many things wrong with this.

First off, that policy will probably start getting you into legal trouble, which I'm told is really annoying to deal with.

But second, and probably even more important, wouldn't it just be deliciously poetic to have an angel prostitute working at your ex-church brothel? You could go to the blasphemous church and bang a fallen servant of God.

 

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If they were looking to get a job at a brothel, my dear, I can assure you we are not getting legal trouble.

Hmm...

Admittedly, that is an interesting premise.

But I'm not sure if the benefits would outweigh the costs.

Perhaps, if they were not annoying, I would consider it.

And, of course, if their powers don't hurt my other employees. You and I are safe from holy objects, but I can't say the same for Klaus.

 
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