Dead Weight (Kaya)

Taking a few more bites of her demon potato chips as she thought Kaya reached out and pulled forth from a portal a rough foot long piece of jerky. Without explaining what it was she handed over the strip of dried meat to Lei. Partially curious if Demon Soul Jerky was even compatible with human physiology. Well since she could eat pretty much everything but fibrous vegetables and fruits from the human world she guessed the fact the meat stick would be ok. It was meat after all, it just had strong energy 'proteins' infused into it.

After handing it over and eating another chip she finally spoke up to tell him something. "Lei, I've book you one hour at my spa, you WILL be going to this just to see if you do relax. Do it and I won't attempt to take you there again. This will take you less then the rest of the afternoon with me. OTHERWISE..." she said this before lei could argue and even put up her tail in a sort of 'dont talk yet' gesture.

"I can go to the nurse and let them know that I may have accidentally exposed you to Deamous Influenza. Or it common terms a demon flu. Last time it got out, if I'm remembering history correctly, it caused smallpox when introduced into the human immune system. Quarantine time for it is around a week. So either you try to relax for an afternoon or you will stress about school for a week. You choice my friend." She said this calmly as she ate more chips looking almost bored. Kaya honestly didn't care if she was blackmailing him into relaxing. She just knew he needed it.

Mmmkay so he didn't like the jerky. She thought and pulled out teriyaki jerky (Kaya's personal favorite) and handed to him. "I don't really mind if you're going to hate it, so long as you just try it and prove me wrong. If it makes you feel any better I left you upper body free if you wanted to finish your math paper while we are there. But not only does it make you feel important...well maybe not the best for you...in hindsight, but it makes you feel...new and fresh, it allows me to see things in a new light...though the sauna there might be interesting..."

Kaya read the paper again, it had half her words scratched out and had two thirds more writing on the paper then she thought could fit. It also went over her head, many of the words held no real meaning to her. But she trusted Lei's academic skills so grabbing another piece of paper she copied it verbatim to the directions of Lei's writings.

"Even if you get angry I just want to see you try to relax. To much stress kill humans, I just get crabby and generally a bad person to be around."

Kaya chuckled at his self critzism but stopped as he handed her his phone. At first she just looked at it before remembering that there were things like cell phones. "Oh so is this how you get a girls number?" she said as she simply pointed at the phone and a small purple light shot into it. "And now you have interdimension long distance. Don't call Lucifer, he hates prank calls." she said jokingly as the contact spell attached to the phone and showing her number as 666-1313. It always made some mortals cringe to see it but it made Kaya chuckle to herself

it didn't take Kaya much longer to finish the paper before getting up putting the paper through a portal to her desk. "Well you're scheduled for later today, hope to see you there." She said smiling as she sashead off to do her thing.