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WorldDevourer

To summon me, sacrifice tea.
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Jul 1, 2017
339
London
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Charlie sat on a chair behind his desk in his office. He hated sitting behind a desk, but his fellow members of staff told him that having proffesional meetings on the sofas that sat near a coffee table on one side of his office was unprofessional, so brought up an old desk from out of the sarcophagus, which he was currently using as a footrest while waiting for his guest.

Behind the desk sat a bookcase, taking up the rear wall of office, but it paled in comparison to the emmense library inside the sarcophagus. The bookcase was stacked with the key books of his necromantic arts. His own books took pride of place in the centre of the bookshelves, but other notable books did too. A First edition of Koshkei's reliquarium and a copy of Amenhoteph's Al-Khem, the book of the black earth, the best guide to egyptian necromance, written over three millenia ago, also populated the shelves. On the desk sat a laptop, as it was the 21st century, and a skull, because necromancers had to keep up standards. The had several sconces on the walls, each of which was lit by a bulb. Another wall was populated with a tea chest and shelves full of strange chemicals, eldritch things floating in formaldahyde, and various lengths of bone. Similarly, various sizes of saw and other tools hung close to it. The desk had various suturing needles and leather straps, several vials, and an electric kettle. The kettle had been used to make tea, an excellent oolong blend which was currently brewing in a teapot on his desk, alongside which sat a pair of mugs, one of which, charlie's, was black, slightly chipped and read 'Old necromancers never die'. The second, which he had prepaired for his guest, was brought from the Edinburgh necropolis gift shop.

A small skuttling noise disturbed the silence of the room, and an undead creature, a strange bone spider about a foot in diameter skuttled around the roof of the room, its bone legs clicking on the cold stone.

Charlie had recently met a student, intelligent and astute, who had been looking for a job. He had offered her a position as a casual lab assistant, someone to pass him tools and parts while he operated on new creations. He had recently had an incident where he had absentmindedly sewn a zombie's head on back to front, because he was also making a cup of tea while sewing the head on. He reanimated it and it sprinted straight into a wall, breaking several bones. Waste of a damn good femur. He had agreed to meet the woman in his office, and so he waited.

There was a loud knocking noise at the door.

"Come in" called Charlie, removing his feet from the sarcophagus and sliding them under his desk.

@Fudge
 

Fudge

The meme, the myth, the legend
Inactive
Jan 5, 2017
196
Upon arriving at what she was pretty sure was the right office, she knocked on the door. She recognised the voice that instructed her to enter as that of Professor Rotmoore (or Charlie, as he preferred to be called). She might have an amazing memory but that was it, memory. She still got lost incredibly easily in places she hadn't been to before. Feeling relieved that she had indeed got to the right place, she pushed open the door to see a rather messy, but still somewhat organised office. There were a number of different things scattered around such as the skull, which at first caught her eye, but her attention was drawn to the bookcase. It caused Elizabeth's excitement resurface at the access to the large library she had been offered with the job. First though, she had ensure she definitely got the job.
"Hello, I'm not sure if you offered this position to anyone else so in case you don't quite remember me, my name is Elizabeth Follett."
She followed it with a smile, not entirely sure what else to say other than to introduce herself.
 

WorldDevourer

To summon me, sacrifice tea.
Inactive
Jul 1, 2017
339
London
Pronouns
He/him/his
Posting Status
Daily
"Ah fantastic, Elizabeth, please come in"

The girl walked into his office. He spotted her looking at the emmense bookcase.

"This is just my quick reference materials, things i often need to hand." he cleared his throat " I offered you the position of my assistant. The main duty of this is as an extra pair of hands with intelligence. Undead servants are all well and good but you can't count on them to do things right. It's casual employement, four or five hours a week. Pay is whatever you want, within reason. Money means very little to me. Perks include access to my library, which may be the biggest in the world, i'm not quite sure. Are you still interested?

There was a small scuttling noise and the sarcophagus moved into the center of the room

"The library is part of my interdimensional sarcophagus, which is this beauty right here"

He walked from behind the desk over to the sarcophagus and flipped the lid open. Immediately it expanded, filled with a set of steps going downwards.

"Would you like to follow me?"

@Fudge
 

Fudge

The meme, the myth, the legend
Inactive
Jan 5, 2017
196
Though she was trying to keep a professional front, she couldn't help her smile widening and her eyes sparkling with excitement. This sounded like an amazing job; she would be able to closely observe and learn about a subject she had previously known little about and she would also have access to possibly the largest library in the world. Add in the fact she it seemed she could get very good pay if she wished, it was perfect.
"Well," she said, taking a moment to process the information, "I'm certainly still interested in taking up the position." Looking once again in the direction of Charlie, she smiled at him and gestured towards the stairs that had appeared. "I would love to take a look inside. After you, professor."
 
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