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Ulrich had been on land more than once before, and he knew how humans liked being covered with clothes. Most of the 'events' he went to were long-forgotten conferences in history, and a whole lot of beach parties. Those required very minimal clothing. In any case, not too many people watched him as he got dressed.

He contemplated is answer for a brief few moments, pulling on his underwear as he did so. "Not very much, I can assure you. I was once here, about a hundred years ago. Do you think anybody remembers me from then?" It was a serious question. He knew human lives were short, but surely they couldn't be as short as a hundred years!

"There are few who know of the Panthalassian existence in general. I suppose you yourself never knew of me until I accidentally capsized your boat." Correction: destroyed his boat. He reached over to grab a pair of pants, staring at them as if he wasn't sure if he even wanted to put them on.
 

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Had he seriously just been asked if anyone would recognize him from a hundred years ago? It took him a moment to process that Ulrich wasn't kidding, or asking sarcastically. He genuinely didn't know.

"No, pretty much everyone is going to be dead from a hundred years ago. Humans live maybe eighty, ninety years. Anyone who is even still alive the last time you visited would have had to have been a baby then, and a senile old person now." He doubted any were even alive. He would have to be on the lesser side of a hundred, and then the risk was nonexistent. "Only risk would be if someone took a picture of you back then - but then you can just say it was your grandfather or something." No one would question it. It wasn't as if it was possible to live as long as Ulrich had.

"Destroyed." He wasn't going to let that correction go. "Are we going to run into any of them here?" He still had no goddamn clue why he'd picked this island. There had to be a reason, even if it was one he was missing.

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Ulrich made a sound in the back of his throat, almost like a grunt and was meant to be a displeased noise if he was in the right form. In his human form, without the proper mechanisms, he just sounded like he was holding in a cough. He was even more displeased when he caught a glance of himself in the mirror attached to the far wall; humans were so damn small and thin looking. Too few limbs, how did they get anything done?

"I see humans don't live very long at all." Usually it was a tragedy if a Panthalassian died younger than a hundred or two, but it had become more and more common the longer their civil wars went on. The older ones were being killed off and their birth rate was notoriously low. "A pity. I knew of a few that I would have liked to keep around."

Ulrich shook his head, finally pulling the pants on and turning to look at himself in the mirror. Not so bad with clothes on, he supposed. He tilted his head just a little as if wanting to see how, exactly, his hair fell. "I somehow doubt it. Again, a select few are aware that I am here."

He paused for a second, glancing at Nicolas' reflection in the mirror but not turning to look at him. "I think I will have to sit you down and give you a brief rundown of Panthalassian history. It would be part of the reason for my being here. And, I suppose it's important for you to know, we are at war."
 

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How long, exactly, did a 'Panthalassian' live to be? He was almost afraid of the answer. He knew almost nothing about them. He didn't know if a Panthalassian was just the giant hydra-form that Ulrich took, or of his servants were also considered to be the same species. He didn't know if the ability to become human was natural, or some kind of twisted spell. There was a lot he didn't know, and he hated every second of it. It was like being sent into a firefight with a gun and zero intelligence on who you were supposed to be shooting at.

"Yes, it would be a good detail to fill me in on. At war? With who? With what?" Probably a race of fucking giant harpies or some stupid shit, considering how bizarre the whole thing was. "Am I supposed to be protecting you from a race I don't even know about?" Why the hell was a giant hydra deciding to live on land in the middle of a war? "Aren't you the fucking king? Shouldn't you be on the front lines?"

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Whelp, time for a sit down and a brief introduction to the stories history of his kind. It would have been quite long, but it was mainly an oral history. He could possibly bring some of the texts they had to land for him, but Ulrich highly doubted Nicolas could read the language, let alone understand the complicated rules.

"Yes, at war. It's a storied history, but we've been at it for quite a while." He grabbed the end of his ponytail and gave it a little tug as if curious to what it would do. It felt so dry and stringy in his hands. "Have a seat."

He nodded over to his bed, but there was a comfortable chair or two sitting tastefully around the room. "There are two factions, those from the south, as I am, and those from the north. It could be considered a civil war, considering we are different branches of the same family." A sore point to admit, but it was the truth. He really wanted very little to do with his northern cousins, but they were both fighting for the Indian ocean and now he had Luca to deal with.

"There is some business I need to tend to on land for a while before I may return, which is why you are here." That was, a small peace treaty had been put together for Luca's sake. The king and queen may not have fought (too much), but the rest of them could still tear each other apart. The wars were still happening whether they were present immediately or not. "Trust me, I would very much rather be on the front lines."

He took a seat himself, one leg crossed over the other in one of the comfortable, elaborate looking chairs. "Where should I begin? I have to assume you know absolutely nothing."
 

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It was quite safe to say he wouldn't be able to understand a word of it. He didn't know German, which was apparently the closest thing, and even then he doubted it was mutually intelligible when written. He watched Ulrich tug on his own hair like he wasn't used to it (which he supposed he wasn't), and he ignored the bed, grabbing a chair that was against a wall and pulling it out more into the center before sitting down.

So fish people against fish people. That made things slightly more understandable. That alone made it clear - he was probably in hiding, lingering on the earth. On land, the hydra-thing he really was was all but useless. It was simply too vast, too heavy. If it tried to make its way onto land it's own size would crush itself. On land, it was so limited. They were only human, and with a competent human guard... well, that made a lot more sense.

Sure, he could claim he had business, but Nicolas had already decided why he was there.

"Are those other things that are with you... your kind? Or are they some kind of different race of freaky fish people?" Might as well start with that.



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The chair felt rather soft, but strange at the same time. Solid but with some give to it. He was used to the fluidness of water or the solid barriers of rock with very little in between. Once something got as big as he did in his true form, there was very little in the ways of softness.

He had to think about that one for a second; the distinction wasn't so easy to make at times. "Technically speaking, they are a different sort. They are still considered Panthalassian in the same way darker and lighter skinned people are considered all humans." They were the remnants of the great wars when their species began to emerge into existence. The royal families literally ate the losers, leaving behind those who were willing to converge with them.

"Those 'other things' are my guard, but unfortunately are not allowed to set fin on land with me. Not like many of them could anyways; they don't have the same shapeshifting powers as the royal families do."
 

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Oh fantastic, a casual allusion to racism. Did the thing even understand what it had just said? He basically had a small army of slaves, as far as Nicolas was concerned. A whole subservient class of lessers, who weren't as powerful or useful as their king.

"Hate to tell you, but on land we've mostly gotten rid of that whole rule by power and rule with kings thing. We've got democracies and political parties. We've come a long way." Did he think that life up on land was still stuck in the middle ages, or something?

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No, Ulrich was not aware of racism in the same way humans were. It was just how it was in Panthalassian society; there were lessers and there were greaters, himself being one of the latter. He grew to a much larger size, he had much more strength and his powers were beyond those of his guard and most of the citizens. He was fit to rule, and that was how the mentality had gone for generations.

Ulrich cocked his head to the side just a bit. "How strange." He supposed it was in their every right that humans valued intelligence over strength; they were, indeed, rather flimsy creatures. "I will take note of it." Probably meant he couldn't challenge people to fights over discrepancies no matter how big or small.

"Otherwise, the fact that I am at war... doesn't change much on land. Our politics do not mingle with yours." At least, not a whole lot. "I simply need someone familiar with human customs to guide me when necessary, and to assist in defending me." So far, he found himself capable but a little clumsier on land.
 

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He really didn't know anything about the world. Nicolas was starting to wonder if he was going to need to get out some children's books to explain basic concepts to him.

"Royalty as a concept is stupid and outdated - it just meant a lot of people in power who had no right to be in power, who slept with their siblings until all their children were so inbred and pathetic they died off. Not many royal families still exist, and those that do have only ceremonial importance at best. Almost none actually rule." He could think of only a few with actual power, and none of those were in Europe, which was what he was most familiar with.

"Tell me what you know about human culture. The general bits. And I'll... I don't know, try and drag you through what you don't know." He wasn't quite willing to go up onto the island with normal people until he knew that Ulrich could at least pass as a weird human, if not a normal one.

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