Of course many wanted the forest to remain as it was. Today wasn't any different. The place was the same. Squirrels were fighting one another for nuts, ant hills declaring war on each other and male deer still squaring off for the right to mate with females. The circle of life produced the miracle of nature. Even the plants were still pumping out the final remains of their pollen and spores.
There would be a disturbance in the forest. This distraction came in the form of a moving shadow who was shifting from tree branch to tree branch. Whatever the thing was it was a blur. Even the hyper-active squirrels dropped their nuts, scratched their heads and tried to keep track of the moving object. Hummingbirds had a tough time keeping up. Deer looked up to investigate. Keeping a steady target sighting of the fast moving tree dweller was tough even for the animals that lived in this forest.
"My anaconda don't."
"My anaconda don't."
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun! Oh my god! Look at her butt!"
Now of course those words were not something the birds of the forest would sing. That came from a cheap cassette tape player attached to headphones that played loudly. The person playing the song were afraid to put the headphones on because the sound was deafening. Whoever this was they decided to land onto the ground and began moving in all sorts of strange and quite frightening ways that made animals either run away or stare in confusion. It was as if this person was an animal themselves or at least part forest creature. The person had an aura of belonging in this type of setting but at the same time they didn't belong.
"Little in the middle but you got much back! I say I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist! And a round thing in your face! You get sprung!"
If someone were to ever suggest the monkey king, an ancient being, would be dressed up in street clothing and dancing to Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" of course there would be some questioning of truthfulness. Sun Wukong was known for his joker ways. However there were limits. Even he wouldn't listen to a song like this. Oh, no, it wasn't because of the lyrics. He found no issue with what Sir Mix-A-Lot was laying down on the track. He came from a time period in what people now know as China. Back in his younger days the country didn't even have a name and such thoughts like his wasn't exactly unusual or at least not in his opinion.
From head to toe he looked like a poser. Sun was sporting a pair of flat shoes that he thought would impress the young people. The hoodie he had on said, "Compton" in big bold letters on the front even though he had no idea where that place was. Even his pants were jeans that had a few rips in tears in them that he intentionally inflicted because he thought ripped and horrible looking jeans was the style these days. Sun was trying hard to fit in but that wasn't the reason why he dressed like this and tried to listen to pop culture iconic music. He needed to understand his son Wei a little better. So, instead of being rational and talking to his son he decided to do everything Wei likely didn't do in hopes of trying to connect to a youngster he barely knew.
Sun turned the cassette player off and put it into his hoodie's pocket. A sigh came from him. Rarely was the monkey king ever really sad. Unlike some other immortals he realized just how lucky he was to be him. At the same time Wei appeared to hate him. He could take many things. His own song hating him was one of those situations that was unbearable. If only everyone involved knew of his sacrifice. If only everyone knew that he didn't abandon his kid. There was a little shock in Sun. After all he knew all someone had to do was open up a history book and see that he didn't give up on anything regardless of how much he wasn't crazy about responsibility.
He removed the hood from his head. Just his facial appearance made some animals move along. They weren't leaving from fear. Most were just like, "meh" and wen on about their business. Sun wasn't even impressive looking anymore even to an animal without his armor, that staff and that fearsome power. But the more he looked around the world the more irrelevant he was becoming. At one point he would of had to train for years to learn how to match the power to bust through steel. Modern day firearms accomplished that task even without being an immortal. He would have taken a long time to travel from one country to another. The automobiles of today and match his speed and even surpass what he can do in travel. It wasn't the Jade Emperor that made deities and immortals irrelevant. Technology was making everyone like Sun appear to be obsolete.
The very thought that Wei didn't understand him or that humans believed themselves to be superior to him brought out some anger. With a flash of yellow light his street clothes went flying off of him to reveal the monkey king in all of his glory. Well, at least former glory. Even then most of the animals didn't even notice him. Back in his old days just the sight of him in public would scare animals and humans alike. He caused wide spread destruction whenever he wanted. He was like a gun. Much in the same way animals of today appear to know that guns are dangerous if that particular species of animals are hunted by gun-wielding people often is the same way back in the old times Sun was feared. Now the creatures of the forest thought of him as just some armor wearing fool. Even a woodpecker who had stopped pecking into a side of a tree to pay Sun some attention went back to pecking.
His eyes narrowed. Either he was becoming unimpressive or these animals saw unusual people on the regular. He knew about the weird beings on this island. Still for those people to be so weird to have animals that acted like this, like he was nothing out of the ordinary, was truly remarkable. But if these creatures believed that just looking different was all Sun could do he would show them. There was still anger. Sure, he pulled pranks. He loved to joke. Rarely did he take many things seriously. However the monkey king was known to have a bit of a temper if his power was being challenged or he was considered to be irrelevant. Its not tough to see that Sun was an attention seeker. Why else would he go through the trouble of pulling so many pranks and joking? He loved attention. These animals brought out rage in him that wasn't already present.
A foot stomp caused what looked to be a hairpin to drop from the side of the right ear. Before that hair pin touched the ground it grew into a much bigger staff. When the staff made an appearance Sun apprehended the object with two fingers and began twirling it sideways with such a speed that leaves from the trees began to fall. Then he brought the mythical object over his head and twirled it in place. When the twirling stopped, to anyone watching from a distance, it would appear that Sun was fighting people that weren't there. However this was just his way of practicing and venting anger. As much as Wei was upset with him he was also mad at his son. He caught wind of some of the feelings his boy had about him. That pissed Sun off to no end. As he spun in place, took staff strikes at imaginary targets and began performing all sorts of acrobatic feats such as backflips and aerial side twirls pieces of his hair were falling out. Those pieces of hair began forming themselves into life size copies of the monkey king.
"Why weren't you around?" asked one of the copies. Sun turned towards the one speaking. His feet would move his body forward. He took a few steps on the copies' chest as if pectoral muscles were walls and delivered a forearm bash to the skull. There was a gnashing of teeth. His hands went to fists. The staff was floating to his side because he could make it levitate. Other copies were taunting him. This was Sun's own doing but sometimes whenever he created copies of himself he couldn't control them. Therefore those doppelganger hair pieces would say things that was on his mind without him necessarily wanting to hear his own opinion personified.
"You're a terrible father!"
"You left your only son with a mortal knowing full well she couldn't protect him like you could!"
"I would hate for you to be my father."
"The Jade Emperor was right. You are a failure. Even with all your power you failed your own son. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. You're pathetic."
If Wei only knew about this. Each time he tried to create another version of himself Sun had to hear this from his own copies. He was being tortured in sleep, while being awake and even while fighting or practicing to fight. There was no escape from what he did. Each and every battle he had throughout history now was being boxed into the mental category of regret. If he didn't make so many enemies he could have been there for his kid. If he wasn't the monkey king he could have helped Wei become a man. But he had no choice but to do what he did. Those copies were smashed one by one with that staff and with his fury. He couldn't stand this anymore. He dropped to one knee. Normally he wouldn't be gassed so quickly. But since his immortality had some issues these days he wasn't the beast he used to be.
There would be a disturbance in the forest. This distraction came in the form of a moving shadow who was shifting from tree branch to tree branch. Whatever the thing was it was a blur. Even the hyper-active squirrels dropped their nuts, scratched their heads and tried to keep track of the moving object. Hummingbirds had a tough time keeping up. Deer looked up to investigate. Keeping a steady target sighting of the fast moving tree dweller was tough even for the animals that lived in this forest.
"My anaconda don't."
"My anaconda don't."
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun! Oh my god! Look at her butt!"
Now of course those words were not something the birds of the forest would sing. That came from a cheap cassette tape player attached to headphones that played loudly. The person playing the song were afraid to put the headphones on because the sound was deafening. Whoever this was they decided to land onto the ground and began moving in all sorts of strange and quite frightening ways that made animals either run away or stare in confusion. It was as if this person was an animal themselves or at least part forest creature. The person had an aura of belonging in this type of setting but at the same time they didn't belong.
"Little in the middle but you got much back! I say I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist! And a round thing in your face! You get sprung!"
If someone were to ever suggest the monkey king, an ancient being, would be dressed up in street clothing and dancing to Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" of course there would be some questioning of truthfulness. Sun Wukong was known for his joker ways. However there were limits. Even he wouldn't listen to a song like this. Oh, no, it wasn't because of the lyrics. He found no issue with what Sir Mix-A-Lot was laying down on the track. He came from a time period in what people now know as China. Back in his younger days the country didn't even have a name and such thoughts like his wasn't exactly unusual or at least not in his opinion.
From head to toe he looked like a poser. Sun was sporting a pair of flat shoes that he thought would impress the young people. The hoodie he had on said, "Compton" in big bold letters on the front even though he had no idea where that place was. Even his pants were jeans that had a few rips in tears in them that he intentionally inflicted because he thought ripped and horrible looking jeans was the style these days. Sun was trying hard to fit in but that wasn't the reason why he dressed like this and tried to listen to pop culture iconic music. He needed to understand his son Wei a little better. So, instead of being rational and talking to his son he decided to do everything Wei likely didn't do in hopes of trying to connect to a youngster he barely knew.
Sun turned the cassette player off and put it into his hoodie's pocket. A sigh came from him. Rarely was the monkey king ever really sad. Unlike some other immortals he realized just how lucky he was to be him. At the same time Wei appeared to hate him. He could take many things. His own song hating him was one of those situations that was unbearable. If only everyone involved knew of his sacrifice. If only everyone knew that he didn't abandon his kid. There was a little shock in Sun. After all he knew all someone had to do was open up a history book and see that he didn't give up on anything regardless of how much he wasn't crazy about responsibility.
He removed the hood from his head. Just his facial appearance made some animals move along. They weren't leaving from fear. Most were just like, "meh" and wen on about their business. Sun wasn't even impressive looking anymore even to an animal without his armor, that staff and that fearsome power. But the more he looked around the world the more irrelevant he was becoming. At one point he would of had to train for years to learn how to match the power to bust through steel. Modern day firearms accomplished that task even without being an immortal. He would have taken a long time to travel from one country to another. The automobiles of today and match his speed and even surpass what he can do in travel. It wasn't the Jade Emperor that made deities and immortals irrelevant. Technology was making everyone like Sun appear to be obsolete.
The very thought that Wei didn't understand him or that humans believed themselves to be superior to him brought out some anger. With a flash of yellow light his street clothes went flying off of him to reveal the monkey king in all of his glory. Well, at least former glory. Even then most of the animals didn't even notice him. Back in his old days just the sight of him in public would scare animals and humans alike. He caused wide spread destruction whenever he wanted. He was like a gun. Much in the same way animals of today appear to know that guns are dangerous if that particular species of animals are hunted by gun-wielding people often is the same way back in the old times Sun was feared. Now the creatures of the forest thought of him as just some armor wearing fool. Even a woodpecker who had stopped pecking into a side of a tree to pay Sun some attention went back to pecking.
His eyes narrowed. Either he was becoming unimpressive or these animals saw unusual people on the regular. He knew about the weird beings on this island. Still for those people to be so weird to have animals that acted like this, like he was nothing out of the ordinary, was truly remarkable. But if these creatures believed that just looking different was all Sun could do he would show them. There was still anger. Sure, he pulled pranks. He loved to joke. Rarely did he take many things seriously. However the monkey king was known to have a bit of a temper if his power was being challenged or he was considered to be irrelevant. Its not tough to see that Sun was an attention seeker. Why else would he go through the trouble of pulling so many pranks and joking? He loved attention. These animals brought out rage in him that wasn't already present.
A foot stomp caused what looked to be a hairpin to drop from the side of the right ear. Before that hair pin touched the ground it grew into a much bigger staff. When the staff made an appearance Sun apprehended the object with two fingers and began twirling it sideways with such a speed that leaves from the trees began to fall. Then he brought the mythical object over his head and twirled it in place. When the twirling stopped, to anyone watching from a distance, it would appear that Sun was fighting people that weren't there. However this was just his way of practicing and venting anger. As much as Wei was upset with him he was also mad at his son. He caught wind of some of the feelings his boy had about him. That pissed Sun off to no end. As he spun in place, took staff strikes at imaginary targets and began performing all sorts of acrobatic feats such as backflips and aerial side twirls pieces of his hair were falling out. Those pieces of hair began forming themselves into life size copies of the monkey king.
"Why weren't you around?" asked one of the copies. Sun turned towards the one speaking. His feet would move his body forward. He took a few steps on the copies' chest as if pectoral muscles were walls and delivered a forearm bash to the skull. There was a gnashing of teeth. His hands went to fists. The staff was floating to his side because he could make it levitate. Other copies were taunting him. This was Sun's own doing but sometimes whenever he created copies of himself he couldn't control them. Therefore those doppelganger hair pieces would say things that was on his mind without him necessarily wanting to hear his own opinion personified.
"You're a terrible father!"
"You left your only son with a mortal knowing full well she couldn't protect him like you could!"
"I would hate for you to be my father."
"The Jade Emperor was right. You are a failure. Even with all your power you failed your own son. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. You're pathetic."
If Wei only knew about this. Each time he tried to create another version of himself Sun had to hear this from his own copies. He was being tortured in sleep, while being awake and even while fighting or practicing to fight. There was no escape from what he did. Each and every battle he had throughout history now was being boxed into the mental category of regret. If he didn't make so many enemies he could have been there for his kid. If he wasn't the monkey king he could have helped Wei become a man. But he had no choice but to do what he did. Those copies were smashed one by one with that staff and with his fury. He couldn't stand this anymore. He dropped to one knee. Normally he wouldn't be gassed so quickly. But since his immortality had some issues these days he wasn't the beast he used to be.