(( I'm going to base it as much on POTC 1 as I can XD))
A ship was out at sea, not far from the beach at all. It had anchored in the shallows. Everyone was partying on it. The princess of Carpecalla had return. And that princess was currently being toasted in a tight, (oh so tight!), blue dress, while her hair was in a bun.
Oh, just HAD to go to Carpecalla! They'll never let me out of their sight! I was a fool to think my mother was here.
Fortunately for Jen, her shyness had welled up inside her and returned, greater than ever. She wished Mez was by her side, but no, what where the odds of him abandoning the kingdom in it's time of need? That would be a stupid thing to do, and if he did (she knew, just KNEW, he wouldn't) then she would lose her turst in him.
"To the princess!"
Another drunk 'colone'l said, raising his glass. There was one who was beside the table, keeping his eyes on Jen. When she got up and walked to the side of the boat for a breather, she fanned her face with her fan, focusing on breathing. A royal dressmaker came in with a dress and tight, oh tight, it was.
The man walked over to her.
"Oh, Princess Jen, fine day to sail, don't you think? I am Colonel Jack.
Sparrow Jack, the third, if you were wondering."
Jen nodded, glancing at him.
"Princess, it is time to start thinking of your marrige plans."
Jen turned her head to look at him.
"And, I was thinking that I would take your hand in it."
Jen dropped her fan over the side.
"Oh.. I can't breathe..."
The man turned around to watch the other 'colonels' as they drank.
"Yes, I know it's surprising..."
Jen felt faint.
Splash.
Colonel Jack turned around.
"Elizabeth? ((Wait, wrong movie!)) Princess? Princess!"
He looked over the side.
"MAN OVERBOARD!"
He shouted as he saw her hit the bottom. Everyone was crowding around and pushing him away from the edge.
Their voices rang out loud and clear.
"Get the princess! Bring ropes! Save her! She'll drown!"
((Like it? Long enough? XD))