Why Should I worry?

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She crossed her arms, glowering down at him. "That's fine. You go ahead and hit me; I already took my payment for helpin' your sorry ass."
 

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Eden shook his head. He spoke a small an old rhyme as he used two of his fingers to keep his eye open. "Cross my heart. Hope to die. Just stick the needle in my eye." Eden's other hand transformed into a needle and slowly made circles around his eye. He made it very obvious what he was gesturing for Eliana to do.
 

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Eliana was actually surprised. Like, for real. Did he want her to...poke — what? It had to be some kind of weird trick, right?

She gave him a wary look; slowly she reached forward to take hold of his needle-hand-bullshittery. The hesitation was gone the moment she was digging the needle into the side of his eye (assuming he ended up letting her). Rather than just poke him in the eye, though, Eli would pry his eye out.
 

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Eden winced in pain but he did nothing. He just let her rip his eye out. He wasn't afraid. It was just going to grow back after all. So yea. He didn't care what she did to him.
 

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Eliana stared at the eyeball in her hand apathetically. What was she supposed to do with an eyeball? What the fuck? Worst present she'd ever gotten.

She deadpanned at him. "I stole your money."
 

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Eden closed the now empty eye socket. Blood slowly seeped through the edges. "You.......did did you? Ah oh well I don't have any need for it. It isn't mine. I don't give a fuck what you do with it." Eden huffed and gave a wide smile, he licked off a little bit of the blood as it reached his mouth.
 

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Eliana nodded, biting her lip thoughtfully. She looked back at the eye. He wasn't even annoyed. This was an exercise in pointless time wasting, she supposed.

"I'm gonna be honest with you...you," she paused, realizing she didn't know his name, then just continued anyway. "I think we only have up from here."
 

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Eden laughed "Eden. You may call me Eden. Yes like the Garden of Eden." He stretched. "It always was going up for me. I don't know what your talking about. I think you had as much fun as I did." Eden laughed.
 

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"Ah, right. Yes...you mentioned the name earlier." She breathed in through her teeth. "I feel like..you just made a dirty joke, but I'm still stuck on this whole situation..."

She looked at the eye again. Eli looked at him. Then the eye. Then him. Without another word, she popped the eye into her mouth, chewed, and swallowed. Then she watched him expectantly.
 

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Eden just stared. Who in the bloody hell would eat a god damn eye?!! Eden just opened his mouth, trying to find the words. "I-I.....eh....I......why.....ok I might be a sick bastard that chews on bones, may or may not be a cannibal, and kill peolple for fun, but....that's just.......well. How do I taste?"
 
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