This Is Some Rotshit

Bloos · Feb 7, 2018

Riley moved around his dorm room quickly. Frantic.

Weird shit was going on and he was very close to being on panic mode. Why would he go to panic mode? Well let’s take in consideration of whatever the fuck was going on.

First; his dorm room was a mess. A very terrible mess with things all thrown around and his stuff laid out on the floor. It was like a tornado decided to just fly in his room and fuck everything up. Oh it gets worse because the plants he had kept by the windows in the jar was one of the many things on the floor; poor plants….ALL DEAD AND WASTED ON THE GROUND.

Now secondly and the most important thing was….Riley had a knife! Yeah. He was using the knife to cut off his arm! Why? Because there was fucking weird green shit slowly sprouting and growing out of it. Hell, he even already had chopped off one of his legs because of the same reason!

It was made worse because even though the leg was removed from his body that weird green shit was growing out of it and was almost like trying to reattach itself. So he trapped it in a plastic container like a bug or some rat. It was rowdy as shit too so he had to actually sit on top of the container to make sure it won’t ‘break out.’

Yeah, weird shit was happening and he had no fucking clue on why…….

So he called that mutherfuckah named Charlie Rotshi- Rotmoore. Charlie Fucking Rotmoore.

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WorldDevourer · Feb 8, 2018

Charlie was slightly confused when he recieved a phone call from Riley. Riley seemed a boisterous sort, but when he had called Charlie, he seemed slightly worried. Which worried Charlie. It wasn't often someone like Riley asked for help, or advice. And if they did, it was usually sarcastic. That seemed to be one of the mainstays of Riley's personality, sarcasm and insult, his personal name for Charlie was "Professor Rotshit". Unoriginal at best, there was so much more you could do with the surname Rotmoore. But Riley asking Charlie for help? That was what concerned Charlie. His job was to help students, and he did enjoy helping students, so it was off to find out what issues had Riley so worked up.

So, with the sarcophagus in tow, Charlie walked from the familiar walls of the academy, to venture into the halls of the student dorms. Charlie always felt wierd in the halls of the dorm. The students and the teachers mainly mixed in class, which was a neutral territory. Here, he was definitely in the student's territory. As he rounded a corner, he ran into a pair of students making out against a wall. They spotted him, and stopped, looking slighrly embarrased, but Charlie walked on, looking for the correct door.

Charlie knocked loudly on Riley's room door.

"Hello? Riley? It's Charlie here. Is everything okay? Can i come in?"

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Bloos · Feb 16, 2018

Why did he call Charlie….
He could’ve called….huh. Well he did not have much people to actually call to help with this. There was Phaedra but he doubted her skill in knowing weird magically things. The few friends he had also were not people who would be able to even have any chance of helping! Oh boy; does he need new friends.

Riley has by now managed to remove the arm that had the weird green shit coming out of it. Though by now he realized that this weird green shit looked a lot a like vines. In fact he was very sure these were vines.

“The fuck did I eat?!”

He was thinking out loud….very loudly. Riley didn’t have time to think about what he could have ate that would caused this. He was in fact very sure….no. Nevermind, he was not sure on what the fuck was happening.

By now Riley was in mid process of struggling with forcing his arm to the plastic bin. It was made even harder because…...CHARLIE WAS HERE.

He couldn’t get the door like this! Riley groaned loudly. In a very rushing attempt; he just tossed his weird arm at the wall and ditched the bin he was sitting on. He hopped his way to the door and basically tumbled out of his dorm and onto Charlie.

“DID YOU DO THIS?”

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WorldDevourer · Feb 27, 2018

Charlie took a step back as Riley tumbled into him, but managed to catch him him. Riley appeared to be missing an arm and a leg. Either this was some strange undead mutilation thing (maybe Riley washed his limbs, Charlie didn't know. Charlie certainly washed the limbs he had lying around. Stops rot setting in.) Charlie attempted to prop up the one-legged undead.

"did I do what?" said Charlie, puzzled at Riley's accusation, before peering around the door. There was an arm, lying slumped against a wall, which was sprouting an array of plants. There seemed to be a bin which was filled with the same. All in all, the room resembled a scene from Little Shop of Horrors. But did that make Riley Seymour or Audrey II.

"Ah. That. Well, as much as that would be a fascinating ability, nature and life magic like that is quite outside my wheelhouse. I can't grow things, merely restore them."

Charlie thought for a moment, and looked down at his hands. A single dark spark flicked between his index and middle fingers. This ability, the one he hated so much, might come in useful. But that was only if Riley could keep his mouth shut.

"I may be able to stop the plants from growing, and kill them. The method I will use is... not a nice method, and I would ask that you don't tell anyone that I can do this. It's not illegal or anything, it just has a negative stereotype. Would that be okay?"

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This Is Some Rotshit

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