The Philosophies of Animals

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Remi stumbled back into a tree and held her face, then quietly muttered "What the fuck?" as she looked down at the kitty, no, the cat. She fell silent for a moment while a sickening temptation to just kick the thing grew within her, but she still couldn't get over the fact that it was a cat. Even if the cat was a child with the intelligence of an adult, Remi would still be hesitant to fight against them just because of their looks.

"Okay, Jones. Next time you try to hurt me I might have to show you my boulder." She sat back down, calming a bit from his previous action. Just in case though, she turned the vulnerable parts of her body into stone. "Since you don't live with anyone, do you have a family? Friends? Gotta be a bit lonely with a personality like that." She always had a small bit of pity towards those without friends or family, even if they were horrible people. Her moms could be pretty horrible, even her dad, but they still deserved family. Plus, her moms did worse things to her than just a punch to the face, so being angry at Jones for that didn't feel completely logical.

Remi had this small idea though. She was still pissed off at Jones just because of how unreasonably arrogant he was acting. Maybe he deserved to meet her little sibling. Arjean never knew how much to hold back when it came to playing with animals, but no matter what it usually ended with the animal trying to hide or Arjean crying... Actually, that was a bad idea. Remi immediately swept it away. Jones seemed like the type who would slap a child for simply being a child, and she definitely didn't want to be responsible for that mess.​
 

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"I could not care any less about a large chunk of rock then I do for the ground I walk upon." Jones moved away from the human at that point before going over to a tree and jumping up a couple of branches until he was slightly higher up then the Human's head. In a small way it was a show of dominance over the human as he now had the higher ground.

"As for a Clan, I have moved beyond them. I am more then they are now, I will find those I find acceptable and make a new clan. As of yet I have not found any worthy of such praise." He honestly hadn't found anyone yet that he would even call his equal yet, all the humans were incompetent as he would see it and they were not who he was looking to add to his clan. And there were very few cats on the island that he could find, which did limit his options.
 

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It was obvious Jones was trying to get the higher ground to look down upon Remi, but considering Remi was the shortest in her family, being looked down upon was something she was used to. In fact, she liked it at times because people often underestimated her, and she liked the feeling of having larger people around her to feel safe with. Since Jones was still so little Remi didn't see much to fear, but he did demonstrate multiple powers that she had little ideas on how to counter. Mental powers were absolutely horrible to encounter, and instead of planning ways to counter it she tried to pretend they didn't exist. Super strength or whatever the cat had Remi could deal with to an extent, but she still needed to think up a more concrete plan just in case. She wasn't going to have some egotistical and super-powered cat just scratch the joy out of the woods for her.

"Have you tried a pet shop for your clan? I'm sure you'll find lots of members there." Even she couldn't tell if she was being mocking or serious, but if he was having trouble finding members the place filled with animals would probably be his best bet. "Maybe if you were nicer more would come to you? Not a lot of people want to be around someone who's threatening, mean, and stuck-up."​
 

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Jones gave the Human a slow blink as she had said that was in a way showing him saying 'really? Would you?' but he began to clean his fur as he spoke again. "Tell me, would you go to one of your kinds holding cells to find a person to join your family?" It was honestly that simple, those in the dreaded 'pet shops' or 'Pounds' to Jones any creature that had been to one or the other was less then ideal, they had been caught and could no longer take care of themselves

"And the reason I am not. Nicer... is because I am a Cat, I act as I should and another cat would understand. You do not understand this for you are not Cat." His fur ruffled and shown in even the lesser light of forest. Which normally would be dull and choked full of sap for any normal cat, but Jones was not a normal Cat.
 

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Remi considered his words for a moment, and had to give him a point, or perhaps just half. "You're right in a way, though I've heard stories of people recruiting those in holding cells to join their groups. Depends on the person though, and if they're fit for it or not. Not every holding cell has people suitable for certain groups."

"And I doubt being a cat is a reason why you can't be nice. I've met plenty of nice cats, and don't you find it a bit sad you're limiting yourself to one personality type because of your species? Personally, I'd be offended if I was forced to act like a deer or owl or some stereotype of my species just because of how I was born."​
 

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"But in being a Cat I hold myself and others of my kind at a higher standard then other creatures in their meager existence. I am not going to 'recruit' those who have gotten themselves into the clingy paws of humans. They have become indoctrinated into thinking that humans are there only to feed them with easy meals and lounging about. I however think these lazy less then Cat creatures are wastes of flesh and are not to be put into consideration." His tail flicked about and his eyes were glaring at the human.

"A Cat would be nothing but pleased to be able to act like a Cat, if it is in your nature then one should not fight it. Since I am Cat the way I am acting is how a Cat is supposed to be acting. To do otherwise is going against biology." There was a small huff that came from him and a yawn. This conversation was starting to bore him now.
 

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Remi could sense the cat's boredom, but she wouldn't let him go away that easily. She never met a talking cat before, and despite the punch he gave her, she was still interested. For a moment she felt like she was in her maman's mind: seeing a new creature with all these amazing skills made her insanely curious to learn more.

"Actually... I think you've convinced me. Not completely, but I do understand why you would be proud to be a cat, especially one who hasn't be domesticated." She said this all with a nonchalant tone in her voice, yet let out a small smile to make herself sound more convincing. "So, are you going for bigger cats then? I'm pretty sure those are the cats who haven't become lazy due to humans. What about creatures who can shape-shift into cats? Will you go for them too, or are they not true cats like you? I think there's a whole club dedicated to shape-shifters, maybe animal lovers too."
 

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"The bigger Cats do not listen to their betters." Jones said nonchalantly. "They think that their size makes them better then any others. I am looking for those I will deem worthy, Those of my own Kind will be a part of the Clan. Other creatures I will allow to serve me and mine if they too find themselves in my good graces."

It was then that Jones became bored enough with this human that he jumped down from where he was sitting higher up back down to the ground and began to walk away. Thinking to himself where he might find someone he could get to join him. He would rule this island as the Alpha if it was the last thing he did.
 

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Remi sighed, seeing how her attempts was getting nowhere. There was little reason for her to act so desperate anyways, but she did like the idea of impressing a talking cat. On this island she had a feeling there were hundreds of talking animals though. Watching Jonesy walk away she pulled out her cellphone and tried to snap a picture of him to show her family, and maybe to recognize him if she ever saw him again. Most cats looked similar anyways, so it would be easy for her to get them mixed up. Maybe she'd see Jonesy with his cat crew or whatever someday... if he could even get anyone to follow him with that personality.
 
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