Those thoughts were irrelevant. Kon waited for Ghum to finish up his business and come out, then they could address Kon's business. And boy did he hope Ghum would be of help, because he didn't want to ask some other people in his life.
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Those thoughts were irrelevant. Kon waited for Ghum to finish up his business and come out, then they could address Kon's business. And boy did he hope Ghum would be of help, because he didn't want to ask some other people in his life.
Ghum took on a few fights today, nothing out of the ordinary for him. It was the usual of going to get beat up the entire match into a bloody pulp only to comeback and beat the other person into a bloody mess. The crowd like shows so he basically gave them a show.
Once all the fighting was over and the oppenent was basically as dead as they could get before reviving themselves, Ghum just headed out. He was definitely covered in blood....a lot of fucking blood. It wasn't exactly clear if it was his blood or the other guy's blood but that didn't reaaaaally matter. Ghum made his way out of the fighting area and not exactly caring about cleaning himself off.
He just made his way over to were he usually greet all the weirdos and fans that wanted to take pictures and shit talk him.
Once all the fighting was over and the oppenent was basically as dead as they could get before reviving themselves, Ghum just headed out. He was definitely covered in blood....a lot of fucking blood. It wasn't exactly clear if it was his blood or the other guy's blood but that didn't reaaaaally matter. Ghum made his way out of the fighting area and not exactly caring about cleaning himself off.
He just made his way over to were he usually greet all the weirdos and fans that wanted to take pictures and shit talk him.
Kon forced himself to focus. He could do this. The blood made asking Ghum even less intimidating. He was attractive now, and attracted Kon let himself be. After letting Ghum have his moment of fame for several minutes, he walked over to Ghum with his signature bouncy walk and gave an energetic wave.
"Ghum! Hii. I had a question to ask you, if you don't mind. You free now, or would it be better to ask later? It miight get a bit long."
"Oh, hey Kitty Kat." Ghum grinned at Kon as he walked over to him. Ghum wasn't surprised at seeing Kon here considering the fact they both worked here. "You want to ask a question eh? Sure." He stopped the flexing for the cameras and just shooed off the remaining fans.
Well more stared them down until they fucked off completely. He then just turned to face Kon and folded his arms. He then leaned forward to Kon and just stared at him. "Wanted to get the shit beat out of you to? Get kicked and stomped on? Maybe stabbed and killed?" For all intents and purposes he was in fact being serious about this.
....which is why he just laughed it off. "I'm just joking Kitty Kat. How are ya?"
Well more stared them down until they fucked off completely. He then just turned to face Kon and folded his arms. He then leaned forward to Kon and just stared at him. "Wanted to get the shit beat out of you to? Get kicked and stomped on? Maybe stabbed and killed?" For all intents and purposes he was in fact being serious about this.
....which is why he just laughed it off. "I'm just joking Kitty Kat. How are ya?"
Boy did they hope Ghum was lying about joking. To meet another sadist... It disappointed Kon immensely that the only thing holding him back was how he couldn't revive from the dead yet. That needed to be fixed sooner or later.
Damn it, Kon. He didn't need need to be thinking like that right now. There was always Temptations if he needed the outlet.
"In all seriousness, I wanted some advice from you. Your comment about me not being intimidating got me thinking. And don't worry, I'm not offended. In fact, I want some help being more intimidating. I think it'd be good for my work and help garner more respect towards me."
Ghum just started laughing when Kon called what he said flirting. Was that really flirting? Weirdos, fucking weirdos man.
"Eh?" Ghum took a step back and stared at Kon. He wanted to be more intimidating? He just let out a laugh and shook his head. Ghum "So you want to be more intimidating? Sure, because why the fuck not." He honestly didn't give a fuck about the reasoning behind it. Clearly he inspired Kitty Kat here to take this path of trying to be intimidating so clearly he should be the one to help him. It wasn't bloody murder but encouraging bad shit was always fun. If this could be considered bad shit....
"So it's best to just for you to be intimidating all round, stand up straight, puff your chest out, walk around with big dick energy and all that." Ghum was just telling Kon what he usually does. "But if that's not enough you can take it a step further. Earn respect, force people to respect you, or make them fear you."
"Eh?" Ghum took a step back and stared at Kon. He wanted to be more intimidating? He just let out a laugh and shook his head. Ghum "So you want to be more intimidating? Sure, because why the fuck not." He honestly didn't give a fuck about the reasoning behind it. Clearly he inspired Kitty Kat here to take this path of trying to be intimidating so clearly he should be the one to help him. It wasn't bloody murder but encouraging bad shit was always fun. If this could be considered bad shit....
"So it's best to just for you to be intimidating all round, stand up straight, puff your chest out, walk around with big dick energy and all that." Ghum was just telling Kon what he usually does. "But if that's not enough you can take it a step further. Earn respect, force people to respect you, or make them fear you."
Most of what Ghum said was easy to do. He always stood straight. Check. He leaned back his shoulders and puff his chest out a bit more than usual. Check. Big dick energy... He wasn't sure how to do do that one. Metaphorically, at least.
"I'll need to work on the 'big dick energy' part. How would I earn respect and force people to respect me? I'd rather not be feared... I want to be approachable and friendly, but not give off too much of a vibe that I'm someone to be messed with. It comes in handy occasionally, but with some of the more aggressive people here and now that I'm running a business, I don't want to be underestimated."
"Huh..." Gross he wanted to be approachable and friendly too. Can you even be friendly and intimidating at the same time? "Well first Kon, you're currently fucked right now. You look like a mascot for a ice cream shop. Plus the way you walked up to me all that pep in your step didn't really fucking help either." He also just seemed really punchy. Ghum was definitely restraining himself from just popping Kon in the face. He didn't say that though because well....
Everyone looks punchable to Ghum.
"Also wait, a business? What the fuck are you doing now?"
Everyone looks punchable to Ghum.
"Also wait, a business? What the fuck are you doing now?"
Wait, complimenting Ghum and acting flattered about this was not intimidating. "Uh, anyway, the business is the organization I'm running. The Welcome and Integration Society. It's for adults, and, well... I was thinking I might need a new look for it. Not many adults would be attracted to an organization where the manager looks like he's a better fit for entertaining children at a party."
Ghum just let out a sigh when Kon decided to thank him. He wasn't even complementing him and yet Kon decided to just thank him. Sheesh, this was going to take a lot of work. "I feel like I should hit you everytime you do something that isn't intimidating." He stared silently at Kon for a momemt and just shrugged.
He just wrap an arm around Kon's shoulder and just jabbed him lightly in the shoulder with his other hand. He then just listened to Kon explain his business thing that had a fancy name and it being for adults. He just assumed it was some welcome party for new grown ass adults who don't know shit. "So I fully agree with going with a new look. That's step one. Let's get you to look more like a reasonable business man in a fancy business suit or whatever."
Ghum was also just...casually putting blood on Kon. He was wiping the blood off his face and just putting it on Kon's face. "Blood can also help to look terrifying! Or crazy. Still a bit intimidating. Red is a good color I guess. I was red and big as fuck and a lot of people were probably intimidated by that."
He just wrap an arm around Kon's shoulder and just jabbed him lightly in the shoulder with his other hand. He then just listened to Kon explain his business thing that had a fancy name and it being for adults. He just assumed it was some welcome party for new grown ass adults who don't know shit. "So I fully agree with going with a new look. That's step one. Let's get you to look more like a reasonable business man in a fancy business suit or whatever."
Ghum was also just...casually putting blood on Kon. He was wiping the blood off his face and just putting it on Kon's face. "Blood can also help to look terrifying! Or crazy. Still a bit intimidating. Red is a good color I guess. I was red and big as fuck and a lot of people were probably intimidated by that."