No. At best, that means you're so unthinking you found a random bucket in the hallway and thought 'I should dump this on someone's head'. The whole thing sounds fake.
Secrets almost killed me. You're not doing any favors keeping this one, but if you're going to, then I can't be around you. I don't want to believe you'd do this, but you're not exactly giving me a lot of options.
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