Smoothie The Path For This Useless Lesbian

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Ohhh jeeze. Even though she knew that Chloe wasn't trying to be flirtatious, being called cute at a time like this certainly threw Jii for a bit of a loop. She found her genuinely very attractive, and was fairly sure she knew that as well; of course nothing is allowed to be easy, though. She took back her phone for a moment and scrolled to her profile settings page, ears flattening a tiny bit. She could also see her inbox in the same area, which true to her word, was totally barren.

"Why don't I have messages from guys? Um, well, I mean...that's probably because I have it set so that I only accept messages from other girls. I don't want to send out mixed signals, so...yeah. I only like girls, so it seemed to make sense." She let Chloe look at the page for however long she wanted before taking the phone back, tapping a more than a little bit anxiously on the back of the case as she waited for her reaction.
 

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"...Oh."

It was starting to come together now. She did notice that she didn't get as many messages from women.

"... Maybe this is a gender roles thing? Like, you know how guys are expected to be the ones who take initiative with this kind of stuff, and girls aren't? At least that's how it was with humans where I came from." She had no clue if pixans were like that. "Also they expected everyone to be straight because human society is heteronormative for the most part. But that's a whole other thing."

She waved her hand, as if trying to dismiss the temptation to go on a tangent about heteronormativity.

"What I'm getting at is, I feel like, maybe the other lesbians on that site are just as shy as you are. And if everyone's shy and wondering why nobody's messaging them..."

Chloe had trouble believing this was actually how online lesbian dating worked here. Her doubts wouldn't change her advice, however.

"Have you messaged anyone else?"
 

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Jii cringed a bit at her rather obvious answer; honestly it was one she had realized herself but hadn't worked up the courage to accept that it was a necessary step. ". . .I, um...no, I haven't. I saw a lot of girls that I liked, and wanted to talk to, but I just couldn't get up the courage. I was sure that they would say no, so I just...didn't. I have a tendency of self defeating behavior, though I'm trying to get better." Jii sighed gently after admitting all this, feeling a bit foolish for having complained about everything in the situation.

She sipped once more from her smoothe straw, slow and meandering, her general expression a bit distant and thoughtful. "I guess, maybe...well, maybe I didn't message anybody because subconsciously I didn't want to? It's a stretch, but...the whole reason I went on there in the first place was I was too scared to talk to people I liked in person, and tell them my feelings. Maybe I just...need to try doing that.." She had a light but noticeable blush tinting her cheeks, her single white toe claw tapping underneath the table.
 

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Chloe sipped her smoothie a couple of times, deep in thought.

"Okay," she said. "It's decided." With a mischievous smile, she got up, and slid into the booth right next to Jii. "Scoot over. I'm gonna help you message those cute girls you wanted to message, because I'm a monster. And I'm emotionally invested in your dating life now. Which girls did you want to message?"
 

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Jii pulled her feet up onto the booth seat and slid over to allow Chloe some room in the booth, taking her smoothie with her and very nearly knocking it over as she was only half looking at it. "O-oh! Um, well, I mean...if you really, want to...?" Taking a few shaky, slow breaths in a mostly useless attempt to collect herself, she started scrolling back through previously viewed profiles, showing Chloe their pictures and information as she went. Overall, this wasn't so bad, at least not yet.

Or, well, that would have held true, had she not suddenly arrived at one of very few possible profiles that could make this situation even more nervewracking. She actually snatched at the phone at first, hiding the screen against her chest for a brief moment. Wait, shit; that would only worsen the scenario in general. Jii gazed sheepishly up at Chloe before setting her phone back down at the speed of molasses and sliding it over in front of Chloe. ". . .I, ah...w-well, I think I'd like to message her, maybe. She's really cute, and she seems nice, and smart..." Nearly anything else would have been okay. Anything other than Chloe's own profile, that is.
 

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Chloe just smiled at first, amused, almost laughing. Jii was too adorable. Maybe a bit too young for her, but still adorable.

"You're right, she is kind of cute. You should send her a message."

She wasn't sure it would work out, and she didn't know where she would go with this yet. Jii was probably too young, but - well, how much did the age differences matter here? Chloe herself had slept with several ageless malevolent beings by the time she turned 18. Maybe she would be a hypocrite not to give Jii a chance?

Eh. She would see.
 

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Jii felt a light shiver play up her spine at Chloe's reaction; she scooped her phone back up as fast as she could manage, which was actually a bit of a blur. "I, ahh....um, I'm just gonna...message her right now." God. Fuck. This was probably the most terrifying possibility that could have happened; the fact that Chloe didn't seem particularly bothered by this and was actually playing along was...unexpected, to say the least. She hesitated for a short few moments before tapping the message button.

Staring at the blank message box, she almost wanted to give up then and there, but this was something she had to do if she was ever going to get over her romantic confidence issue. Slowly and deliberately, she started typing, holding the phone at a ridiculously guarded angle to make sure Chloe couldn't see, even though of course she would see it in just a few moments. "Hi there! I'm a bit nervous to be doing this, as it's my first time messaging anyone, but I just felt like I sort of had to with you, I guess. I'm not certain what the best way to put it is, but you really are very pretty, and I don't mind the things you mentioned about your living situation. I'd like to talk to you some more, if that's okay?"
 

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Chloe had already pulled out her phone by the time Jii was typing that message at her.

She started grinning when she got the message. Then, also angling her phone away from Jii, she typed a reply:

well I'm honored to be your first! and I'd love to keep talking with you

you're really cute btw, love what you did with your hair in that profile pic'


Right as Chloe hit send on her second message, she turned to Jii. "Well? Did you message her? Did she reply?" And she was grinning at their own little act.
 

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Jii watched Chloe typing with quite a measure of vested interest, her ear twitching just slightly in anticipation. She actually jolted upright a little when her phone buzzed and nearly dropped it in her smoothie cup, scrambling to get a hold on it and hurriedly starting to type back again. "Um, y-yeah, she did...I'm actually having a conversation with her; she said she was happy to talk to me. She also, umm...complimented my hair."

Returning her attention to her message, she finished it up. "Oh, that's so nice of you to say! I think your hair looks really nice as well, and your horns look very well cared for. I guess I'm not really sure what to say at this point, other than swallow back all this anxiety and ask if you'd maybe like a date with me? I know a really nice smoothie shop that would be great for that." She sent it and set her phone down, blushing furiously when she heard Chloe's phone go off immediately after and holding her breath without realizing it as she waited to see what she said.
 

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"She complimented your hair, huh? She must think you're cute."

Jii went back to typing up a message. Something occurred to Chloe, and she started tapping away at her phone again. She received Jii's message in the middle of typing her own, and she started laughing.

And she kept laughing. Well past the point of reason - the thing about meeitng at the smoothie shop was funny and cute, sure, but it wasn't that funny. Not until Chloe showed Jii the message she was in the middle of typing:

'say, do you want to meet up sometime? there's a smoothie place that i heard abo'

"We were gonna use the same cheesy line on each other," she giggled.
 
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