<div align=center>At least it wasn't cold, he supposed. Tired was one thing. Cold was another. When combined they made you feel like you were dead and at the moment Hayate was really rather enjoying not feeling like a zombie. What was he even doing? He couldn't remember. He felt like he hadn't slept in weeks and really and truly he supposed he hadn't. Not really. He'd earned some fresh scrapes and bruises from taking down the local beast and as of last night it's skin was drying outside the back of his shop. Damn thing deserves to be a rug. At least it'd fetch a nice price.
Realizing he'd stopped, Hayate's ears pricked up and his eyes snapped open. Glancing warily around him, he wondered if anyone had noticed. Had he fallen asleep just then? He'd hoped not. Perhaps he should go and buy some coffee. That would help, right? But something caught his attention before he made up his mind, something soft and downy up ahead of him, and he wanted it. He desperately wanted it, he wanted to curl up and be warm and soft. Only for an hour or so. Making grabby hands for whatever it was, before he knew it, Hayate found himself pressed against the soft, feathery thing without really making any concerns about what it was or who it was.
Hang on a second.
Jesus Christ this is a person.</div>
Realizing he'd stopped, Hayate's ears pricked up and his eyes snapped open. Glancing warily around him, he wondered if anyone had noticed. Had he fallen asleep just then? He'd hoped not. Perhaps he should go and buy some coffee. That would help, right? But something caught his attention before he made up his mind, something soft and downy up ahead of him, and he wanted it. He desperately wanted it, he wanted to curl up and be warm and soft. Only for an hour or so. Making grabby hands for whatever it was, before he knew it, Hayate found himself pressed against the soft, feathery thing without really making any concerns about what it was or who it was.
Hang on a second.
Jesus Christ this is a person.</div>