Right Out of a Fairytale

What a confusing question! Iolite opened their mouth to tell Rei that of course, it wasn't Fae magic, they were just very good at everything. Then they paused. They couldn't very well say it wasn't Fae magic, now could they?

"Oh yes!" Iolite nodded so hard it must have hurt their neck. "We can do that now if you wanna, just don't get excited if you see a shoe Gnome carrying my renny's shoes off. They really like his left shoes."

Iolite reached down to take Rei's hand and proceed to drag him down the spiral of stairs to an open silvery kitchen. A pair of sliding doors led outside where a large garden with a mini village could be seen. Whether the village was decorative or not had yet to be seen.

"We have," Iolite had grabbed a stool to peer into the freezer atop the fridge, then random cabinets and, at last, the fridge itself. "Juice — orange and apple, yum! — milk, cheese, apples, lunch meat, chips..."

"Hm? OH! Not usually? Sometimes little things find their way there but renny usually chases them off!"

Iolite set to work on helping Rei create his magnificent sandwich. Iolite didn't need to eat, but making food for other people was always fun! Even if they had a tendency to overdo it. Speaking of overdoing it, at this point they were playing a rather precarious stacking game with the things on Rei's sandwich. Cheese. Cheese. Meat. Meat. Cheese. Cheese. Etc.

When Rei mentioned the possibility of apple juice getting them drunk, Iolite's eyes widened and they poured themselves a large glass to test it. They believed Rei about 110% percent and thus, the placebo effect was sure to take place.

They gulped the glass down and began to wobble. "Ooooooh."