Rei's ICC Logs

Keen

Clown Town
Nov 23, 2016
4,470
keens-bakery.carrd.co
Gender
Agender
Pronouns
They/He
Posting Status
Irregularly
Enters at 12:46 P.M.

Encounters Lucas Surcadre (Ballerina), Kurt Barton (Saber), Tez Gann (WorldDevourer), Mahiri Balewa (Kadakism), Jax (Foxy), Rosalee Amor (Lucidity), Asger Kleonidas (Lazzy), Malara Tor (Kadakism), Vega Gendrake (Max!!).

Leaves at 1:52 P.M.

23 Jan 18, 01:55 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Yawns- I'm going back home. -Just... stares at Asger one more time- Bye guys. -Leaves-
23 Jan 18, 01:54 PMAsger Kleonidas
I don't get it.
23 Jan 18, 01:54 PMAsger Kleonidas
. . . .
23 Jan 18, 01:54 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Before a knockout say... 'you're never going on tour' and punch them.
23 Jan 18, 01:53 PMMalara Tor
That's awful. :laffinneko:
23 Jan 18, 01:53 PMMalara Tor
=|
23 Jan 18, 01:53 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
You could have a squad of fighters called the Tor Terrors. You'd be a great heel.
23 Jan 18, 01:52 PMAsger Kleonidas
Milk. =|
23 Jan 18, 01:52 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I mean you wouldn't need a name. You'd just be... the magnificent malara!
23 Jan 18, 01:52 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Pft- I guess that's free milk... or food.
23 Jan 18, 01:51 PMMalara Tor
Pfft
23 Jan 18, 01:51 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Maybe if you buy it you can merchandise it. Like run pay as you view fights on TV or the internet. Get some tshirts of the fighters. I'd be El Chupacabra! *jaguar stands on hind legs and puffs out chest*
23 Jan 18, 01:51 PMAsger Kleonidas
She's a bit bigger than most.
23 Jan 18, 01:50 PMAsger Kleonidas
Well
23 Jan 18, 01:50 PMMalara Tor
Big ones
23 Jan 18, 01:50 PMMalara Tor
And there'd be... statues of me.
23 Jan 18, 01:50 PMAsger Kleonidas
Fancy...normal....cow
23 Jan 18, 01:50 PMMalara Tor
It wouldn't be called Allfair Arena if I did.
23 Jan 18, 01:50 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Are you able to use a War Cow for anything? Or is it just a fancy normal cow?
23 Jan 18, 01:50 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Oh sorry i thought you did.
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMMalara Tor
Yet.
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMMalara Tor
I don't run the place. I don't have the money to buy it.
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMVega Gendrake
She never said she ran it
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMAsger Kleonidas
She's on my farm.
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMVega Gendrake
. . . .
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I thought you ran the place. Like wouldn't you have to sign acquisition papers or something?
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMAsger Kleonidas
I have a war cow though
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMMalara Tor
That's hilarious. @Asger
23 Jan 18, 01:49 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Oh. It sounded like a joke.
23 Jan 18, 01:48 PMMalara Tor
Again. Don't know. Don't care.
23 Jan 18, 01:48 PMAsger Kleonidas
Made by a certain god for a "prize"
23 Jan 18, 01:48 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
But what about like... other people?
23 Jan 18, 01:48 PMMalara Tor
-shrugs- I regenerate from basically anything in under a minute. So I don't know or care.
23 Jan 18, 01:48 PMAsger Kleonidas
War Cows is a joke.
23 Jan 18, 01:47 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
So... do you have like a healing speeder upper for the cage matches? Like if i wanna fight i don't want to be out of action for a few months
23 Jan 18, 01:47 PMAsger Kleonidas
Right....
23 Jan 18, 01:47 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
War... Cows... -Has to think about this. Must not call it stupid-
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMAsger Kleonidas
:horrorneko:
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMMalara Tor
My fights tend to draw bigger crowds cause the first three rows are a splash zone.
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMAsger Kleonidas
Like a horse....
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
....
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMAsger Kleonidas
Cows that are used for battle =|
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
What's a War Cow?
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMMalara Tor
Depends on the fight. Like based on bets and how many people turn out for it.
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMVega Gendrake
. . .
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMAsger Kleonidas
Yes. War Cows.
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMAsger Kleonidas
. . .
23 Jan 18, 01:46 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Like how much if you win a fight?
23 Jan 18, 01:45 PMVega Gendrake
War cows?
23 Jan 18, 01:45 PMMalara Tor
Money prizes.
23 Jan 18, 01:45 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Ah sorry.
23 Jan 18, 01:45 PMAsger Kleonidas
"War Cows"
23 Jan 18, 01:45 PMAsger Kleonidas
What money prizes? Or something like.....
23 Jan 18, 01:45 PMMalara Tor
Like I said. Downtown. Allfair arena.
23 Jan 18, 01:44 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
So where are the fights if they're not in the underground.
23 Jan 18, 01:44 PMMalara Tor
If you only fight one person, you'll only really learn how to fight that person.
23 Jan 18, 01:44 PMVega Gendrake
It's an area
23 Jan 18, 01:44 PMAsger Kleonidas
Prizes?
23 Jan 18, 01:44 PMMalara Tor
Plus learning from different opponents is a good way to diversify yourself.
23 Jan 18, 01:44 PMVega Gendrake
=|c
23 Jan 18, 01:44 PMVega Gendrake
At least there's prizes at the arena
23 Jan 18, 01:44 PMVega Gendrake
That's how you're gonna get taught anyway
23 Jan 18, 01:43 PMMalara Tor
My suggestion still stands. Go to the arena. Get your ass kicked a few times. Learn from your mistakes and go back in.
23 Jan 18, 01:42 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I think he's just like that. @Vega
23 Jan 18, 01:42 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Some would call that determined.
23 Jan 18, 01:42 PMVega Gendrake
He's very persistent =|c
23 Jan 18, 01:42 PMMalara Tor
I mean, I could fight you. I don't know how much you'd learn from just getting your head pounded though. -laughs-
23 Jan 18, 01:41 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Can you teach me to fight? Give me a knockdown match? *laughs* you could probably beat me without your arms.
23 Jan 18, 01:40 PMVega Gendrake
Alfair or whatever?
23 Jan 18, 01:40 PMMalara Tor
Nah, not the cage matches. Those are technically illegal. No paperwork. I'm talking about the legit place downtown.
23 Jan 18, 01:39 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:leftright: -Might as well sit back and learn something from this conversation-
23 Jan 18, 01:39 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
That's the one in... the underground right?
23 Jan 18, 01:39 PMMalara Tor
I'd suggest hitting up the arena. It's not all death matches.
23 Jan 18, 01:38 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Yeah but i'm not gonna get one of those in a gym
23 Jan 18, 01:38 PMMalara Tor
Strategy isn't really something you can teach exactly. Like I could drill all the theories into your head, but it takes a real, knock down drag out fight to learn how to apply it.
23 Jan 18, 01:38 PMAsger Kleonidas
You have no stratergy?
23 Jan 18, 01:37 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I tried to convince your angel... um... saeta. But she said no. Like aparantly i have the skill but not the... stratergy?
23 Jan 18, 01:37 PMMalara Tor
Get the right stance, don't put your thumb inside your fist, and don't hit with the edges of your hand.
23 Jan 18, 01:37 PMMalara Tor
I mean there's not a lot to throwing a punch.
23 Jan 18, 01:36 PMRosalee Amor
-pulls out her phone to start texting- (( BRB ))
23 Jan 18, 01:35 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I'm kinda after someone to teach me to fight... mainly not take a 0unch but give one. Like i do all the self defense stuff, but thats mainly defensive...
23 Jan 18, 01:35 PMVega Gendrake
Bye large dog
23 Jan 18, 01:35 PMMalara Tor
Some kind of... I dunno, but she had a set of pipes. Made my ears bleed.
23 Jan 18, 01:34 PMMalara Tor
Didn't get her name... or her number, sadly.
23 Jan 18, 01:34 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
So who were you fighting with no arms?
23 Jan 18, 01:34 PMMalara Tor
I don't fight anyone usually in the gym. It's mostly to keep in practice. Sometimes Dalia and I spar, but that's more for her.
23 Jan 18, 01:33 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Breathes out in a huff. He needs to hunt. Runs out the door.)
23 Jan 18, 01:33 PMVega Gendrake
I spar with Alex and Marduk normally.......
23 Jan 18, 01:33 PMAsger Kleonidas
Hmm
23 Jan 18, 01:33 PMRosalee Amor
-will never give in to handsome people >:(-
23 Jan 18, 01:33 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Who do you fight?
23 Jan 18, 01:32 PMMalara Tor
In my private gym in my penthouse.
23 Jan 18, 01:32 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Wait... where do you do all this fighting training?
23 Jan 18, 01:32 PMMalara Tor
Also- -turns to Rosalee with a grin. that insecurity is palpable-
23 Jan 18, 01:31 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I mean... I've seen it before, but still. >_>
23 Jan 18, 01:31 PMMalara Tor
Yeah
23 Jan 18, 01:31 PMMalara Tor
Causing a public disturbance, for one.
23 Jan 18, 01:31 PMVega Gendrake
Probably
23 Jan 18, 01:31 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't know if I want to see someone take their arm off.
23 Jan 18, 01:31 PMVega Gendrake
Causing a disturbance
23 Jan 18, 01:31 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Why would you get arrested? Its not like you're harming anyone else?
23 Jan 18, 01:30 PMRosalee Amor
-is doing her best to just like...stare at her nails again-
23 Jan 18, 01:30 PMMalara Tor
Well I'm not keen on getting arrested.
23 Jan 18, 01:30 PMVega Gendrake
*strolls in*
23 Jan 18, 01:30 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I'm okay with that.
23 Jan 18, 01:29 PMMalara Tor
I'd give him on of mine, but it might scare a few people here.
23 Jan 18, 01:29 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I think he wants a bone
23 Jan 18, 01:29 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Stares at Jax- Boyfriend? Ah...
23 Jan 18, 01:29 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Spazzy dog jumping. Snaps teeth at her and gives a light growl.)
23 Jan 18, 01:28 PMMalara Tor
-notices Jax. grins- If it isn't Dalia's little boyfriend. How you doing, pup?
23 Jan 18, 01:28 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Dog crawls toward Malara.)
23 Jan 18, 01:27 PMAsger Kleonidas
I knew a fellow like that.
23 Jan 18, 01:27 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
*put
23 Jan 18, 01:27 PMMalara Tor
Nah. Makes it less fun if I'm wearing armor.
23 Jan 18, 01:27 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
But on like a viking helmet and headbut them to death
23 Jan 18, 01:27 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(She's always a durable chewtoy....)
23 Jan 18, 01:27 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Notices Malara.)
23 Jan 18, 01:27 PMAsger Kleonidas
Headbutting folks to death... :headshakeneko:
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMMalara Tor
Oh yeah. Kicked the shit out of the other lady.
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Thinks- She has legs, soo...
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Or knowing you you probably took a hacksaw to them.
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMMalara Tor
Heeeeeeey @Asger
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMMalara Tor
-laughs- "tied behind my back"
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Headbutting folks to death
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMAsger Kleonidas
Good....Morrow @Malara
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
....
23 Jan 18, 01:26 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Do you mean like... with no swords, or with your arms tied behind your back?
23 Jan 18, 01:25 PMMalara Tor
No, arms arms.
23 Jan 18, 01:25 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:confusedllama: Weapon arms?
23 Jan 18, 01:25 PMMalara Tor
Arena stuff. Fought with no arms today.
23 Jan 18, 01:25 PMKurt Barton
:gigglingneko:
23 Jan 18, 01:25 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Do not bite tail. Do not bite tail. Lies down, snout on his paws and watches the tail with big pupper eyes.) o_o
23 Jan 18, 01:24 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Just generally illing around.
23 Jan 18, 01:24 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Killing what? @Malara
23 Jan 18, 01:24 PMKurt Barton
*smiles, will bap at his with his tail playfully*
23 Jan 18, 01:24 PMMalara Tor
Oh ya know. Killing. Chilling.
23 Jan 18, 01:24 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Sup malara.
23 Jan 18, 01:24 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(THIS MEANS WAR. Pounces playfully from side to side.)
23 Jan 18, 01:23 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
>=U
23 Jan 18, 01:23 PMMalara Tor
((fixed?))
23 Jan 18, 01:23 PMMalara Tor
-saunters in-
23 Jan 18, 01:23 PMKurt Barton
*chuckles, tail baps back*
23 Jan 18, 01:23 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Baps @Kurt's tail.)
23 Jan 18, 01:22 PMRosalee Amor
-at least is trying not to seem creepy :'(-
23 Jan 18, 01:22 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
:creepyllama: @Kurt
23 Jan 18, 01:22 PMKurt Barton
Jax (Wolf/Foxy) :gigglingneko: hi
23 Jan 18, 01:22 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Ain't even subtle about watching Asger-
23 Jan 18, 01:22 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Borks a hello.) @Asger
23 Jan 18, 01:22 PMRosalee Amor
-is just...very subtly watching Asger-
23 Jan 18, 01:22 PMAsger Kleonidas
....*Glances at Jax* Hello.
23 Jan 18, 01:21 PMAsger Kleonidas
Ah.
23 Jan 18, 01:21 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Pads off to @Kurt's tail and watches it as it twitches around.)
23 Jan 18, 01:21 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Snrks at Tez-
23 Jan 18, 01:21 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Protective pads. Should have protected my eye, i didn't tighten the headpiece enough and it slipped off when they punched me. I was doing hand to hand.
23 Jan 18, 01:21 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(He looks like sparkles wtf.) @Asger >=(((((((((((
23 Jan 18, 01:20 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Watches Mahiri leave and has to hold back from giving chase.) >=(
23 Jan 18, 01:20 PMKurt Barton
*tail twitches, sips coffee*
23 Jan 18, 01:20 PMAsger Kleonidas
Your....pads on wrong?
23 Jan 18, 01:20 PMKurt Barton
Hmm....
23 Jan 18, 01:20 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I might look more dangerous with a decent shiner *jaguar laugh*
23 Jan 18, 01:20 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves at Mahiri-
23 Jan 18, 01:20 PMAsger Kleonidas
*waves to Mahiri*
23 Jan 18, 01:19 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Nah i'm fine
23 Jan 18, 01:19 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I put my pads on wrong and got a socker to the eye
23 Jan 18, 01:19 PMAsger Kleonidas
Do you need some ice?
23 Jan 18, 01:19 PMAsger Kleonidas
A black eye? That's no good.... @Tez
23 Jan 18, 01:19 PMMahiri Balewa
A lead. See ya guys. -runs out-
23 Jan 18, 01:19 PMKurt Barton
*gets some coffee*
23 Jan 18, 01:19 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Okay. Gonna leave that BEEEE for now. Distracted again. Sniffs around until he finds his way to Asger.)
23 Jan 18, 01:18 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
:' D
23 Jan 18, 01:18 PMMahiri Balewa
-pulls out their phone when it beeps. grins-
23 Jan 18, 01:18 PMRosalee Amor
-quickly leans back and averts her eyes-
23 Jan 18, 01:18 PMKurt Barton
*tail sways*
23 Jan 18, 01:18 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Blink. Blink.) >=(
23 Jan 18, 01:17 PMRosalee Amor
-is very still for the first few moments of confused sniffing, but she eventually starts sniffing Jax right back-
23 Jan 18, 01:17 PMMahiri Balewa
Oh I'm- -looks at Asger. oh wow he's pretty. why are so many people pretty?-
23 Jan 18, 01:16 PMKurt Barton
It's been pretty good
23 Jan 18, 01:16 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Kinda meh. Stayin' as a jaguar cos i gots a black eye.
23 Jan 18, 01:16 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Staaares at Asger- ... Okay, I guess. =_=
23 Jan 18, 01:16 PMAsger Kleonidas
How has the day found you all?
23 Jan 18, 01:16 PMAsger Kleonidas
*nods and waves*
23 Jan 18, 01:16 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Wolf is lol, much taller than this chick even at the shoulder. Has to lower his head to sniff at her face. CONFUSED.)
23 Jan 18, 01:15 PMKurt Barton
Asger Kleonidas *waves*
23 Jan 18, 01:15 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves at Asger-
23 Jan 18, 01:15 PMMahiri Balewa
But it only makes sense that humans were made. Since there are so many alien species. Like legit from off planet, who look human.
23 Jan 18, 01:14 PMRosalee Amor
-eyes the wolf approaching her, not saying anything because wolves don't talk-
23 Jan 18, 01:14 PMKurt Barton
*nods, is cute and shy*
23 Jan 18, 01:14 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Sup.. erm... guvnor
23 Jan 18, 01:14 PMAsger Kleonidas
Good Morrow everyone.
23 Jan 18, 01:14 PMRosalee Amor
Barton* ))
23 Jan 18, 01:14 PMRosalee Amor
-glances at evil guy Kurt Baton- Yeah. Senior.
23 Jan 18, 01:14 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Trying not to look TOTALLY STRICKEN by how adorable that was- Oh, well, bye.
23 Jan 18, 01:13 PMMahiri Balewa
That's... -sighs-
23 Jan 18, 01:13 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Raises nose to the air, sniffing and looking at Rosalee, eyes narrowed in confusion. Heads on over there, suddenly distracted.)
23 Jan 18, 01:13 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Like we'd be much better for the planet if we never cured disease
23 Jan 18, 01:13 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Howls something like hello. Like those funny husky talking videos on Youtube.)'
23 Jan 18, 01:12 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Nah monkeys'd do the same thing. We just breed too much. And cure disease
23 Jan 18, 01:12 PMKurt Barton
Rosalee Amor are you a student?
23 Jan 18, 01:12 PMMahiri Balewa
-rolls their eyes-
23 Jan 18, 01:12 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Maybe buy a zone of truth and find a god and ask them.
23 Jan 18, 01:12 PMMahiri Balewa
Which would make sense as to why we're so bad for the planet. We're an invasive species.
23 Jan 18, 01:11 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-How do you talk to wolf people??- I'm her unc—cousin. Rei. Uh, nice to meet you.
23 Jan 18, 01:11 PMKurt Barton
*tail twitches*
23 Jan 18, 01:11 PMMahiri Balewa
Or created separately and just placed here.
23 Jan 18, 01:11 PMRosalee Amor
-deeefinitely not going to watch the guy with the tail-
23 Jan 18, 01:11 PMMahiri Balewa
Like natural life could have existed and then pre-humans could have been created from that.
23 Jan 18, 01:10 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Close enough. Nods.)
23 Jan 18, 01:10 PMKurt Barton
*glances at Rosalee*
23 Jan 18, 01:10 PMMahiri Balewa
Not necessarily?
23 Jan 18, 01:10 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Stops petting- Dalia's friend, right?
23 Jan 18, 01:10 PMRosalee Amor
-chews on her thumbnail, lowkey watching everyone-
23 Jan 18, 01:10 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
like... wouldn't that mean that aliens made... all the dinosaurs and stuff and all the rats that became monkeys that became humans?
23 Jan 18, 01:10 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Blinks at being pet, but okay.)
23 Jan 18, 01:09 PMMahiri Balewa
What about the fossil record?
23 Jan 18, 01:09 PMKurt Barton
:leftright:
23 Jan 18, 01:09 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-P-Pets the familiar wolf?- Heeey.
23 Jan 18, 01:08 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
What about like... the fossil record?
23 Jan 18, 01:08 PMMahiri Balewa
Basically that the Earth was seeded with the precursor s of humanity by an alien species.
23 Jan 18, 01:07 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Gets up and pads over to Rei, who he very vaguely remembers. Sniffs.)
23 Jan 18, 01:07 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Genetically manufactured species?
23 Jan 18, 01:07 PMMahiri Balewa
They could lie. I have to find out for myself.
23 Jan 18, 01:07 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I mean why don't you ask one of the old dudes, or a god?
23 Jan 18, 01:06 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Why does everyone use big words?! Growls.)
23 Jan 18, 01:06 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
=.=
23 Jan 18, 01:06 PMMahiri Balewa
Though, I will admit his treatise on the theory of humans being a genetically manufactured species does seem like it's starting to hold some merit...
23 Jan 18, 01:05 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Sup... wolf dude. I think we've met
23 Jan 18, 01:04 PMKurt Barton
*balances on his tail*
23 Jan 18, 01:03 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Lies back down slooowly, but ears pricked now.)
23 Jan 18, 01:03 PMMahiri Balewa
-low key backs away from the giant wolf thing-
23 Jan 18, 01:03 PMMahiri Balewa
David Icke is a hack...
23 Jan 18, 01:03 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
What.
23 Jan 18, 01:02 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
*in a stage whisper* you know theres a secret society of people who aren't human doing things behind the scenes?
23 Jan 18, 01:02 PMKurt Barton
:leftright:
23 Jan 18, 01:02 PMJax (Wolf/Foxy)
(Perks up and looks at new smell. AKA Mahiri.)
23 Jan 18, 01:01 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
David Icke?
23 Jan 18, 01:00 PMKurt Barton
*tail twitches*
23 Jan 18, 01:00 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Sup david icke.
23 Jan 18, 01:00 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
... ??
23 Jan 18, 01:00 PMMahiri Balewa
He- -awkwardly spills some drink- hey...
23 Jan 18, 01:00 PMLucas Surcadre
((Brb))
23 Jan 18, 12:59 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves at Mahiri-
23 Jan 18, 12:59 PMKurt Barton
Mahiri Balewa *waves*
23 Jan 18, 12:59 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I only have arms. Different from tentacles.
23 Jan 18, 12:59 PMMahiri Balewa
-enters, drinking from an old style military canteen-
23 Jan 18, 12:59 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
I think squid have tentacles to capture prey.
23 Jan 18, 12:56 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Rolls eyes- Because my body's made differently. I just know.
23 Jan 18, 12:55 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
But... apart from the hair, he doesn't really look like either
23 Jan 18, 12:55 PMLucas Surcadre
*chuckles* I think he would know.
23 Jan 18, 12:54 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
How do you know you're an octopus, not a squid?
23 Jan 18, 12:53 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
They're different though.
23 Jan 18, 12:52 PMLucas Surcadre
Hey, they both have tentacles.
23 Jan 18, 12:51 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves at Tez and Kurt-
23 Jan 18, 12:50 PMTez Gann (Jaguar)
Sup rei
23 Jan 18, 12:50 PMKurt Barton
*waves to Rei*
23 Jan 18, 12:49 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
=_= Octopus. Hey.
23 Jan 18, 12:48 PMLucas Surcadre
*Waves at Rei* Squid boy!
23 Jan 18, 12:46 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Walks in-
 

Keen

Clown Town
Nov 23, 2016
4,470
keens-bakery.carrd.co
Gender
Agender
Pronouns
They/He
Posting Status
Irregularly
Enters at 10:10 P.M. on January 22nd, 2018.

Encounters Evan Sideralis (Romi), Straga Barathos (Max!!), Erina Alenstrom (Kyrii), Saeta (Kada), Nikki Styx (Nikki), Scene Master (Staff), Xeros Alenstrom (Saber), Charlie Rotmoore (WorldDevourer), Caróg (Boop), Alex Drakenhardt (Max!!).

Leaves at 11:45 P.M.

23 Jan 18, 11:45 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Runs out-
23 Jan 18, 11:45 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
It's REI
23 Jan 18, 11:45 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
REI
23 Jan 18, 11:45 PMAlex Drakenhardt
Bye not dragon
23 Jan 18, 11:45 PMAlex Drakenhardt
...........
23 Jan 18, 11:45 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves everyone off because this is his form of being polite- Bye. -Leaves-
23 Jan 18, 11:44 PMErina Alenstrom
I...do, yes.
23 Jan 18, 11:44 PMCaróg (Boop)
My name Caróg.... you talk animals?
23 Jan 18, 11:41 PMErina Alenstrom
Erina.
23 Jan 18, 11:41 PMCaróg (Boop)
*tilts head* what is your name?
23 Jan 18, 11:41 PMXeros Alenstrom
*waves to Carog*
23 Jan 18, 11:40 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:vangryllama:
23 Jan 18, 11:40 PMErina Alenstrom
That would be me.
23 Jan 18, 11:40 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Stares at Carog. Oh no, he's hot-
23 Jan 18, 11:40 PMCaróg (Boop)
*shifts* who did talk in head?
23 Jan 18, 11:39 PMErina Alenstrom
*her bird squaks and climbs up onto her shoulder*
23 Jan 18, 11:39 PMXeros Alenstrom
:gigglingneko: I am new
23 Jan 18, 11:38 PMAlex Drakenhardt
Bath and bed time was an uphill battle tonight.....
23 Jan 18, 11:38 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm not really new. -Shrugs- But... -squints at Alex's hair-
23 Jan 18, 11:38 PMAlex Drakenhardt
Whoever
23 Jan 18, 11:38 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Me or -looks around- someone else?
23 Jan 18, 11:37 PMAlex Drakenhardt
Well if you're new then welcome to the island
23 Jan 18, 11:37 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
O-Oops...
23 Jan 18, 11:36 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
O-Oh.
23 Jan 18, 11:36 PMAlex Drakenhardt
I was agreeing
23 Jan 18, 11:36 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I just said I'm not.
23 Jan 18, 11:36 PMAlex Drakenhardt
No you're not
23 Jan 18, 11:36 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm not a dragon.
23 Jan 18, 11:35 PMAlex Drakenhardt
Not at this angle but.....
23 Jan 18, 11:35 PMXeros Alenstrom
*nods*
23 Jan 18, 11:35 PMAlex Drakenhardt
Well
23 Jan 18, 11:35 PMAlex Drakenhardt
I see
23 Jan 18, 11:35 PMErina Alenstrom
That would be...us.
23 Jan 18, 11:35 PMAlex Drakenhardt
I smell.....more dragons *yawns*
23 Jan 18, 11:34 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:sickllama:
23 Jan 18, 11:34 PMErina Alenstrom
*pointedly not looking back at Xeros*
23 Jan 18, 11:34 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Mhm. *sips tea*
23 Jan 18, 11:34 PMXeros Alenstrom
*sips his water, glancing at Erina*
23 Jan 18, 11:34 PMErina Alenstrom
Caróg (Boop) (crow) I was speaking to you, yes. Hello.
23 Jan 18, 11:34 PMCaróg (Boop) (crow)
*caws a bit and looks around confused*
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMAlex Drakenhardt
*lays out on a couple beanbag chairs*
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't think you know and that's really weird let's stop.
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMCaróg (Boop) (crow)
*what? Who?* @Erina
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
....
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMErina Alenstrom
*sips her tea* Good evening.
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Erm... if its what i think it is, you're right on that front, and i wouldn't do it anyway.
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMXeros Alenstrom
Evening
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves at Alex-
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMXeros Alenstrom
*pulls a bottle of water from his cloak*
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I can get food at home.
23 Jan 18, 11:33 PMAlex Drakenhardt
Good evening
23 Jan 18, 11:32 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I... don't think so. Never mind.
23 Jan 18, 11:32 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Nothing I can get from you. >_>
23 Jan 18, 11:32 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
*need to feed
23 Jan 18, 11:32 PMErina Alenstrom
((yeah, telepathically))
23 Jan 18, 11:32 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Do you need on something else?
23 Jan 18, 11:32 PMCaróg (Boop) (crow)
((Can he talk back?))
23 Jan 18, 11:32 PMErina Alenstrom
*looks up at Alex*
23 Jan 18, 11:31 PMAlex Drakenhardt
*wanders in* Finally got her to go to sleep.......
23 Jan 18, 11:31 PMXeros Alenstrom
@Erina *nods*
23 Jan 18, 11:31 PMErina Alenstrom
@Carog Hello there.
23 Jan 18, 11:31 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I can but it doesn't do anything.
23 Jan 18, 11:31 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
No... I mean... I don't eat human food...
23 Jan 18, 11:31 PMCaróg (Boop) (crow)
((Ok then)) @Erina
23 Jan 18, 11:31 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Or one with human meat?
23 Jan 18, 11:30 PMErina Alenstrom
*shrugs* I've been at the academy since I was old enough to go to school.
23 Jan 18, 11:30 PMXeros Alenstrom
@Erina are you liking the academy?
23 Jan 18, 11:30 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't really eat that stuff.
23 Jan 18, 11:29 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Thats good. Would you like a cup of tea or a biscuit?
23 Jan 18, 11:29 PMXeros Alenstrom
*takes a seat*
23 Jan 18, 11:29 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm. Fine.
23 Jan 18, 11:29 PMErina Alenstrom
*staring into her tea cup and anywhere but at Xeros*
23 Jan 18, 11:29 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-SIDE-EYES CHARLIE REALLY HARD-
23 Jan 18, 11:29 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
How curious. *aside* are you all de-inked rei?
23 Jan 18, 11:28 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves the three off-
23 Jan 18, 11:28 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Huh.
23 Jan 18, 11:28 PMStraga Barathos
*heads out* Pleasant evening everyone
23 Jan 18, 11:28 PMEvan Sideralis
-exits with the bar buddies-
23 Jan 18, 11:27 PMXeros Alenstrom
We're married
23 Jan 18, 11:27 PMSaeta (Kada)
Yeah. Let's go.
23 Jan 18, 11:27 PMErina Alenstrom
*glances down* No.
23 Jan 18, 11:27 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Brother and sister?
23 Jan 18, 11:27 PMErina Alenstrom
((true but he's in animal form? *shrug*))
23 Jan 18, 11:27 PMCaróg (Boop) (crow)
((He's not actually an animal... He's a shifter))
23 Jan 18, 11:27 PMErina Alenstrom
Erina...Alenstrom.
23 Jan 18, 11:27 PMStraga Barathos
I am
23 Jan 18, 11:26 PMEvan Sideralis
Alright, we heading out?
23 Jan 18, 11:26 PMXeros Alenstrom
I'm Xeros Alenstrom
23 Jan 18, 11:26 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Indeed, my name's Charlie
23 Jan 18, 11:26 PMErina Alenstrom
@Charlie I'm...not entirely sure. I wasn't really paying attention.
23 Jan 18, 11:26 PMXeros Alenstrom
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore you're the necromancy teacher correct?
23 Jan 18, 11:25 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
So what on earth happened here? Why was there some strange hologram woman quoting a particularly trite piece of poetry? @erina
23 Jan 18, 11:25 PMErina Alenstrom
((animal telepathy powers here, mind?))
23 Jan 18, 11:25 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I wasn't really involved, I just watched. It's fine... thanks. @Saeta
23 Jan 18, 11:25 PMErina Alenstrom
*looks up at Carog*
23 Jan 18, 11:25 PMSaeta (Kada)
If your bodygusrd kills you, you can always fire him. That's bad form.
23 Jan 18, 11:25 PMCaróg (Boop) (crow)
*flies in a window*
23 Jan 18, 11:25 PMXeros Alenstrom
*slips his cloak off*
23 Jan 18, 11:24 PMSaeta (Kada)
I'm sorry you got involved in this @Rei
23 Jan 18, 11:24 PMStraga Barathos
............
23 Jan 18, 11:24 PMEvan Sideralis
I'll... text him. Something.
23 Jan 18, 11:24 PMEvan Sideralis
:laffinneko: He's going to kill me for sure.
23 Jan 18, 11:24 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Returns back downstairs. Still had ink stains all over his clothes and somewhat on his face, but mostly cleaned up now-
23 Jan 18, 11:23 PMErina Alenstrom
*smiles at Charlie* Thank you.
23 Jan 18, 11:23 PMSaeta (Kada)
Restaurant and bar on the ground floor. Brothel on the others.
23 Jan 18, 11:23 PMEvan Sideralis
... I dunno what Eden even is.
23 Jan 18, 11:23 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
*pours a cup of tea for erina and passes it to her*
23 Jan 18, 11:23 PMSaeta (Kada)
... the ground floor...
23 Jan 18, 11:23 PMSaeta (Kada)
We'll go to Eden. I get a discount and the liquor is good.
23 Jan 18, 11:23 PMEvan Sideralis
We going to head out now then? :Ic
23 Jan 18, 11:22 PMStraga Barathos
I hold my liquor well enough
23 Jan 18, 11:22 PMXeros Alenstrom
Tea sounds nice
23 Jan 18, 11:22 PMSaeta (Kada)
-cracks her neck- I need something stronger than tea. Like. A bottle of something clear that burns.
23 Jan 18, 11:22 PMErina Alenstrom
*looks up at Charlie* Tea would be...nice.
23 Jan 18, 11:22 PMEvan Sideralis
I think I've been tapped to get very, very drunk
23 Jan 18, 11:21 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Would anyone like a nice calming cup of tea after all this nonsense *kind smile*
23 Jan 18, 11:21 PMStraga Barathos
*still trying to contain laughter they're just so young*
23 Jan 18, 11:20 PMErina Alenstrom
*glances at Xeros again. Her face flushes. She looks down at the table in front of her*
23 Jan 18, 11:19 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Runs upstairs-
23 Jan 18, 11:19 PMErina Alenstrom
Apology accepted. I understand.
23 Jan 18, 11:19 PMSaeta (Kada)
apologies for my behavior. My emotions ran high and I... it was unbefitting behavior of someone of my rank.
23 Jan 18, 11:19 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves the police off, then tried to scrub his face with his hoodie and... just makes it worse- I'm going upstairs. >:(
23 Jan 18, 11:19 PMErina Alenstrom
*looks up at Saeta and raises an eyebrow*
23 Jan 18, 11:19 PMSaeta (Kada)
-sighs-. turns to Erina and bows slightly- I-
23 Jan 18, 11:18 PMScene Master
We'll do our best. -salutes the group and heads out-
23 Jan 18, 11:18 PMErina Alenstrom
*takes a seat and plays with her bird*
23 Jan 18, 11:18 PMSaeta (Kada)
Just make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMStraga Barathos
I can offer my cell
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMScene Master
-basically just quickly copies down names and numbers, and then hands everything back- Thank you all, you've made this quick and easy as can be expected.
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMSaeta (Kada)
I work at Eden, if you need to find me.
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
>:(
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMScene Master
-accepts the offered IDs... Rei's vert tentatively-
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMStraga Barathos
*pulls his ID*
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMSaeta (Kada)
-pulls out her ID-
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMEvan Sideralis
-finally finds it, hands it over-
23 Jan 18, 11:17 PMStraga Barathos
*dragon noises*
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Pulls out his ink soaked student ID-
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMScene Master
In case we do need to get statements.
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMErina Alenstrom
*pulls out her ID for the cop*
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Hmm... i'm still kind of curious. Someone quoting byron has my curiosity, but followed by screaming? Now you have my attention.
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMEvan Sideralis
Uh... -digs around in pockets, ID, ID, fuck right where is that ID?-
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Why can't we leave?
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMErina Alenstrom
That's what I get for trying to be nice.
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMStraga Barathos
*snorts*
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMErina Alenstrom
*shrugs and pockets her money* Very well.
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMSaeta (Kada)
I don't want or need your money or your pity, Pigeon.
23 Jan 18, 11:16 PMScene Master
-returns from upstairs, data in hand- We're treating this the same as anyone else acting erratic, so I don't think I'll need statements from anyone. However, I am going to need IDs, and for no one involved to leave the island for the next few days.
23 Jan 18, 11:15 PMErina Alenstrom
Ah... *pulls out a couple of hundred-dollar bills and offers them to Saeta* Your libations are on me, if you like.
23 Jan 18, 11:15 PMStraga Barathos
. . . . .
23 Jan 18, 11:15 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Mutters- I was here too you know.
23 Jan 18, 11:15 PMStraga Barathos
I have nothing better to do
23 Jan 18, 11:15 PMStraga Barathos
.................
23 Jan 18, 11:15 PMSaeta (Kada)
We'll pace you.
23 Jan 18, 11:15 PMSaeta (Kada)
Not in the least.
23 Jan 18, 11:14 PMEvan Sideralis
Would it horrify you to know I haven't drank a drop in like... three years?
23 Jan 18, 11:14 PMSaeta (Kada)
I need drinks and conversation and you both look like you're more than capable of holding your liquor.
23 Jan 18, 11:14 PMEvan Sideralis
Pretty sure my body guard is going to have a fit...
23 Jan 18, 11:14 PMErina Alenstrom
((for being too funny))
23 Jan 18, 11:14 PMStraga Barathos
((KEEN YOU'RE BANNED))
23 Jan 18, 11:14 PMEvan Sideralis
:laffinneko: That wasn't what I expected to here, but sure.
23 Jan 18, 11:13 PMErina Alenstrom
((LOL your avatar man. I can't.))
23 Jan 18, 11:13 PMSaeta (Kada)
I don't know either of you particularly well, but we are getting drinks after this.
23 Jan 18, 11:13 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
And don't hose me. I don't like water.
23 Jan 18, 11:13 PMSaeta (Kada)
You... -points at Straga- and you... -points at Evan-
23 Jan 18, 11:13 PMErina Alenstrom
*gives Straga a look*
23 Jan 18, 11:13 PMStraga Barathos
*contain unbecoming laughter.......coughs* I see
23 Jan 18, 11:13 PMEvan Sideralis
You need me to... uh, call someone? @Saeta
23 Jan 18, 11:12 PMStraga Barathos
...............
23 Jan 18, 11:12 PMErina Alenstrom
*looks up at Straga. Then at Xeros. Then away.* ...yes.
23 Jan 18, 11:12 PMSaeta (Kada)
-sighs- and sits down, burying her face in her hands-
23 Jan 18, 11:12 PMStraga Barathos
That's your husband?
23 Jan 18, 11:11 PMSaeta (Kada)
-shes not being inconsiderate, she's being practical-
23 Jan 18, 11:11 PMScene Master
Alright. Give me a moment while I pull the tapes, and no one leave please. -vanishes upstairs-
23 Jan 18, 11:11 PMEvan Sideralis
:orlyllama: -try and be considerate you dicks they're a kid and it was scary-
23 Jan 18, 11:11 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'll clean it up later.
23 Jan 18, 11:11 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
This is normal. >:((
23 Jan 18, 11:11 PMStraga Barathos
*oh my god lmfao*
23 Jan 18, 11:10 PMEvan Sideralis
...Did you not know you were being... inked? ...Do you need to go uh, take care of that? I could ask the cop if you want. @Rei
23 Jan 18, 11:10 PMXeros Alenstrom
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore afraid I don't know, came to check on my wife
23 Jan 18, 11:10 PMSaeta (Kada)
Just hose him off around back.
23 Jan 18, 11:10 PMStraga Barathos
Or twenty
23 Jan 18, 11:10 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
Hello sir. What on earth is going on?
23 Jan 18, 11:10 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Oh...
23 Jan 18, 11:10 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Touches face- Oh...
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm fine. >:(
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMSaeta (Kada)
No one was hurt, physically speaking.
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMStraga Barathos
The boy could use a towel
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMSaeta (Kada)
-smooths her hair back. trying to keep her usual mildly displeased Expression rather than totally diatraught-
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMStraga Barathos
I'm uninjured
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMXeros Alenstrom
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore hello there
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMErina Alenstrom
Not that I could tell, no.
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
*gonna stroll over there*
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMScene Master
No one was harmed?
23 Jan 18, 11:09 PMErina Alenstrom
*just stays put*
23 Jan 18, 11:08 PMXeros Alenstrom
*will walk over like the officer asked*
23 Jan 18, 11:08 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Scary glitch person came in. @Charlie
23 Jan 18, 11:08 PMErina Alenstrom
*huffs* You might be my husband, but you're not my friend.
23 Jan 18, 11:08 PMScene Master
-spots Charlie walking in, glances around- Could everyone who just walked in please head over there for a moment. -gestures to side of room- I need to speak to people.
23 Jan 18, 11:07 PMXeros Alenstrom
@Erina still with the cold shoulder huh :')
23 Jan 18, 11:07 PMProf. Charlie Rotmoore
*wanders in* why do I hear lord byron and screaming?
23 Jan 18, 11:07 PMErina Alenstrom
*goes back to petting her bird, pointedly ignoring Xeros*
23 Jan 18, 11:07 PMSaeta (Kada)
Right... -turns to the police officer-
23 Jan 18, 11:06 PMXeros Alenstrom
*wondering what the hell he walked in on*
23 Jan 18, 11:06 PMErina Alenstrom
I am...sorry that such misfortune has fallen upon you.
23 Jan 18, 11:05 PMStraga Barathos
Could be worse
23 Jan 18, 11:05 PMErina Alenstrom
A pitiable experience.
23 Jan 18, 11:04 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm fine. >:(
23 Jan 18, 11:04 PMScene Master
-a second cop arrives via the door- Everyone alright?
23 Jan 18, 11:04 PMSaeta (Kada)
It's that duck's fault my girlfriend is dead! Because she took my wing and I couldn't get there fast enough on foot!
23 Jan 18, 11:04 PMXeros Alenstrom
Erina....
23 Jan 18, 11:04 PMErina Alenstrom
*stares Saeta down*
23 Jan 18, 11:04 PMSaeta (Kada)
-stands up-
23 Jan 18, 11:04 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I hate this island so much. I hate this island so much. I hate this island so much. -Just keeps muttering that-
23 Jan 18, 11:03 PMEvan Sideralis
My language was entirely appropriate considering we just had some kind of possessed thing that apparently tried to murder Saeta here.
23 Jan 18, 11:03 PMSaeta (Kada)
Fuck your sensibilities, princess
23 Jan 18, 11:03 PMErina Alenstrom
*looks up at Xeros* Oh...it's you.
23 Jan 18, 11:03 PMXeros Alenstrom
*comes in as there leaving*
23 Jan 18, 11:03 PMErina Alenstrom
Language.
23 Jan 18, 11:03 PMEvan Sideralis
...What the fuck
23 Jan 18, 11:03 PMSaeta (Kada)
-cursing under her breath-
23 Jan 18, 11:02 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Doesnt resist. Cant summon weapon,*
23 Jan 18, 11:02 PMErina Alenstrom
*sighs and comforts her bird*
23 Jan 18, 11:02 PMSaeta (Kada)
-all tension leaves. collapses to her knees, spear vanishing-
23 Jan 18, 11:02 PMScene Master
-cuffs them with the power null bracelet, so they're just... screaming with humanoid powers, more or less- Excuse me - someone'll be back to get statements. -is going to literally manhandle Nikki out of the community center towards the car-
23 Jan 18, 11:01 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Covers his ears-
23 Jan 18, 11:01 PMErina Alenstrom
*the bird on the table squaks and flaps its wings in distress*
23 Jan 18, 11:01 PMErina Alenstrom
*stands up*
23 Jan 18, 11:01 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Screams. Grows in pitch and volume. Holds the shrill note for several moments but doesnt move*
23 Jan 18, 11:01 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-SINKS BACK IN DEEPER-
23 Jan 18, 11:01 PMEvan Sideralis
-is currently wondering why the fuck he didn't bring a gun 8))))) WHAT THE FUCK-
23 Jan 18, 11:01 PMStraga Barathos
*assumes a more defensive position*
23 Jan 18, 11:00 PMSaeta (Kada)
-summons a spear reflexively-
23 Jan 18, 11:00 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:orlyllama:
23 Jan 18, 11:00 PMErina Alenstrom
*jumps a little*
23 Jan 18, 11:00 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
STILL
23 Jan 18, 11:00 PMScene Master
-is going to veeeeeeery carefully step forward and... try and slap a cuff on their arm- 8I
23 Jan 18, 11:00 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
Grew...
23 Jan 18, 10:59 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
And their hearts but once heaved and forever...
23 Jan 18, 10:59 PMSaeta (Kada)
-just, the most tense and ready to fight right now-
23 Jan 18, 10:58 PMScene Master
Alright, I think that's quite enough. -pulls out power null cuff and steps forward- You're being taken for an assessment, on the grounds that you're non-responsive and potentially a danger.
23 Jan 18, 10:58 PMSaeta (Kada)
Her sword is like my weapons. Summonable, I mean.
23 Jan 18, 10:58 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill
23 Jan 18, 10:57 PMSaeta (Kada)
I'd just rather her be anywhere but here. I have had enough nonsense for the next decade.
23 Jan 18, 10:57 PMStraga Barathos
Hmm
23 Jan 18, 10:57 PMScene Master
Well, there's no sword as far as I can see at least. But she doesn't look well, and I'd really rather she go to the hospital.
23 Jan 18, 10:56 PMScene Master
No, no she does not. Just a lot of staring, and I'm not sure I'm getting through to her. Can you... if you're understanding, can you give some sign?
23 Jan 18, 10:56 PMSaeta (Kada)
That was how she was with me last time. No answers to questions. Just that inane poem and screaming and swinging around a sword.
23 Jan 18, 10:55 PMStraga Barathos
She doesn't seem to respond to much =|c
23 Jan 18, 10:55 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*stares*
23 Jan 18, 10:55 PMScene Master
-glances to Saeta, pulls out radio and radios that information back to station- Ma'am? @Nikki
23 Jan 18, 10:54 PMSaeta (Kada)
Took my right wing. I retaliated and thought she had died. There was a report filed.
23 Jan 18, 10:53 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Glitches out like Static and looks back at the officer*
23 Jan 18, 10:53 PMSaeta (Kada)
She attacked me some months back.
23 Jan 18, 10:53 PMScene Master
Ma'am? I think you should probably come with me and get checked out down at the hospital.
23 Jan 18, 10:53 PMErina Alenstrom
*just plays with her bird, paying no attention to whatever the heck is going on*
23 Jan 18, 10:53 PMScene Master
She... uh, doesn't appear to be doing anything. But I'm not sure she's well.
23 Jan 18, 10:53 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Turns slightly and points at Saeta* And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed
23 Jan 18, 10:53 PMSaeta (Kada)
I don't see her sword at least.
23 Jan 18, 10:52 PMStraga Barathos
=|
23 Jan 18, 10:52 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
((I was just gonna ask))
23 Jan 18, 10:52 PMScene Master
-They are a plain ol' werewolf-
23 Jan 18, 10:51 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Stares at the officer, looking for signs of demonic or angelic in them*
23 Jan 18, 10:51 PMScene Master
.... Uh, is everything alright? -looks very, very confused-
23 Jan 18, 10:50 PMSaeta (Kada)
If I kept my guard up any more I might just have a stroke.
23 Jan 18, 10:50 PMEvan Sideralis
-is still weirded out, but... was kind of expecting them to have murdered someone by now-
23 Jan 18, 10:50 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Turns slowly to look at the officer*
23 Jan 18, 10:49 PMScene Master
Miss...? @Nikki
23 Jan 18, 10:49 PMStraga Barathos
=|
23 Jan 18, 10:49 PMStraga Barathos
But keep it more up
23 Jan 18, 10:49 PMStraga Barathos
I know
23 Jan 18, 10:49 PMSaeta (Kada)
My guard is never down. @Straga Yes officer, this one. -points at Nikki-
23 Jan 18, 10:49 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Glitches*
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMScene Master
-surveys the scene, but years of sensitivity training means noooo jumping to conclusions- We received a report of someone acting erratically?
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMErina Alenstrom
*doesn't get why everyone's freaking out. Goes to take a seat.*
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
She's not doing anything.
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMStraga Barathos
Keep your guard up
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Tilts her head and twitches again*
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMSaeta (Kada)
Hopefully...
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMStraga Barathos
=|c
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMSaeta (Kada)
Without property damage.
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMStraga Barathos
Nice response time?
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMSaeta (Kada)
-relaxes a bit- It did
23 Jan 18, 10:48 PMStraga Barathos
Well this got handled
23 Jan 18, 10:47 PMEvan Sideralis
-gets off the phone, cop is here 8')-
23 Jan 18, 10:47 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Doesnt move. Just stares*
23 Jan 18, 10:47 PMScene Master
-opens door behind Nikki-
23 Jan 18, 10:46 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
.....
23 Jan 18, 10:46 PMStraga Barathos
Attack protocol?
23 Jan 18, 10:46 PMStraga Barathos
........
23 Jan 18, 10:46 PMSaeta (Kada)
Not this again.
23 Jan 18, 10:46 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Isn't there a police officer waiting around here?
23 Jan 18, 10:45 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
For the angel of death spread his wings on the blast
23 Jan 18, 10:45 PMSaeta (Kada)
-hands twitch, waiting for any movement to act-
23 Jan 18, 10:45 PMStraga Barathos
Or something
23 Jan 18, 10:45 PMStraga Barathos
She looks like a hologram
23 Jan 18, 10:45 PMErina Alenstrom
Shame.
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMSaeta (Kada)
I don't know what she is. Just that she took my wing. I thought I had killed her.
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Twitches*
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMStraga Barathos
She took one of her wings
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Static glitch again*
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMStraga Barathos
You heard her
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMErina Alenstrom
*looks Nikki over* So what is that supposed to be?
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMStraga Barathos
*siiiiiiighs*
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Stares at Saeta*
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMEvan Sideralis
-nearly says something, settles for pulling out phone and handling the cops instead-
23 Jan 18, 10:44 PMSaeta (Kada)
NOT THE TIME
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I do. You're racist. >:(
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMEvan Sideralis
-fights the urge to elbow Rei- You know what I mean.
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMSaeta (Kada)
-steps between Nikki and everyone else- Someone call the police, please.
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMStraga Barathos
*aint budging*
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
And I'm racist? =_=
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
...... *Stares*
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-GLARES AT EVAN-
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMEvan Sideralis
-is mooooooore then happy to nope behind Saeta-
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMStraga Barathos
.................
23 Jan 18, 10:43 PMEvan Sideralis
I know it's probably racist or something but holy shit that looks demonic.
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:orlyllama:
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMSaeta (Kada)
That's the bitch who took my right wing.
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMErina Alenstrom
*raises an eyebrow*
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMEvan Sideralis
:orlyllama:
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMStraga Barathos
*growls sparks a little red*
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMSaeta (Kada)
Everybody get back...
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Sinks as deep into his bag as he can. Must not show fear-
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Glitches out*
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
What...
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Oh. -Looks at Nikki- Oh...
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMStraga Barathos
. . . .
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMEvan Sideralis
-squints at the newcomer because wha tthe fuck-
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMSaeta (Kada)
Pigeon meaning an ang- -turns around. eyes widen in shock-
23 Jan 18, 10:42 PMErina Alenstrom
I am above using insults *shrugs*
23 Jan 18, 10:41 PMErina Alenstrom
*pulls a seed from her pocket and feeds it to the bird on her shoulder*
23 Jan 18, 10:41 PMEvan Sideralis
Pretty sure they're using it as an insult for 'angel'
23 Jan 18, 10:41 PMStraga Barathos
It's arguably a derogatory term for angels......
23 Jan 18, 10:41 PMNikki Styx (D347H4NG3L)
*Pulls open the door and enters*
23 Jan 18, 10:41 PMSaeta (Kada)
And one doesn't have to kill you. Knock you out, stuff you in a box, and toss you into the ocean. Problem solved.
23 Jan 18, 10:41 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Pigeon? -Looks around-
23 Jan 18, 10:41 PMStraga Barathos
*literally*
23 Jan 18, 10:41 PMEvan Sideralis
-is going to stay firmly on the edge of this supernatural dick measuring contest, because any of them would step on him-
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMSaeta (Kada)
Another Pigeon.
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMStraga Barathos
Everything can be killed
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMSaeta (Kada)
. . . . .
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMStraga Barathos
. . . .
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMErina Alenstrom
I cannot be killed.
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMErina Alenstrom
The other part is Angel.
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMSaeta (Kada)
And I have killed dragons. With a sword.
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMEvan Sideralis
...Bein' real, almost no one on the island fights with swords. They're pretty out of date.
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMStraga Barathos
Only part?
23 Jan 18, 10:40 PMStraga Barathos
*nods in agreement with Saeta*
23 Jan 18, 10:39 PMErina Alenstrom
*huffs* Swords. I am part dragon, my dear.
23 Jan 18, 10:39 PMSaeta (Kada)
You? To be quite frank with you, you don't look like you've ever lifted a sword much less fought with one.
23 Jan 18, 10:39 PMStraga Barathos
((HAHAHA REEEEEIIIII))
23 Jan 18, 10:39 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Nods at Evan. Hates that he's learning from him-
23 Jan 18, 10:38 PMErina Alenstrom
But if war does come, then I will fight as my people do.
23 Jan 18, 10:38 PMStraga Barathos
We only lucked out by my dominating
23 Jan 18, 10:38 PMSaeta (Kada)
War always comes. Especially if you are certain it won't.
23 Jan 18, 10:38 PMEvan Sideralis
That's why you've got Prince Philip, and he's not a king.
23 Jan 18, 10:38 PMErina Alenstrom
If war comes...I am still learning military strategies.
23 Jan 18, 10:38 PMStraga Barathos
My clan's system is wholly inefficient
23 Jan 18, 10:38 PMEvan Sideralis
Cuz on earth, the husband of a queen isn't the king - they're a prince. Because if they were a king, they'd overrule.
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMEvan Sideralis
Then you've got a weird system compared to the ones on earth.
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMErina Alenstrom
He's too soft to make tough decisions.
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMSaeta (Kada)
And what if war comes?
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMErina Alenstrom
Not just his.
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMSaeta (Kada)
-sets her jaw thoughtfully-
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMErina Alenstrom
When my husband rises to power over our kingdoms, it will be my duty to make important decisions on behalf of our people.
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Kings are guys.
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMEvan Sideralis
But if you're a queen and you get married, who's your husband?
23 Jan 18, 10:37 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
But you said the king's husband.
23 Jan 18, 10:36 PMEvan Sideralis
I fucked that up but straga still got it.
23 Jan 18, 10:36 PMStraga Barathos
A Queen
23 Jan 18, 10:36 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
>_> The other king.
23 Jan 18, 10:36 PMErina Alenstrom
Pardon? I don't understand the question.
23 Jan 18, 10:36 PMEvan Sideralis
What's a king's husband?
23 Jan 18, 10:36 PMErina Alenstrom
Not in my kingdom, anyways.
23 Jan 18, 10:35 PMEvan Sideralis
Nah, that's pretty common knowledge. Monarchies are all about tradition, and no one wants to update the tradition to let women have power. @Rei
23 Jan 18, 10:35 PMErina Alenstrom
@Evan You must know little about monarchy, then.
23 Jan 18, 10:35 PMErina Alenstrom
*raises her chin a little and looks back at Saeta*
23 Jan 18, 10:35 PMSaeta (Kada)
-nods to everyone until her gaze falls on Erina-
23 Jan 18, 10:35 PMStraga Barathos
*nods to Saeta*
23 Jan 18, 10:34 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
What? Are you a princess exp—-Shuts himself up-
23 Jan 18, 10:34 PMStraga Barathos
Newcomer
23 Jan 18, 10:34 PMEvan Sideralis
-gestures to Erina-
23 Jan 18, 10:34 PMEvan Sideralis
-waves to Saeta-
23 Jan 18, 10:34 PMSaeta (Kada)
Why are we talking about princesses?
23 Jan 18, 10:34 PMEvan Sideralis
Every monarchy I know of is all about guys and the things they do and women get to sit in the corner.
23 Jan 18, 10:34 PMEvan Sideralis
Bein' real, in real life princesses' don't do much that's princessy.
23 Jan 18, 10:33 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
And all the princesses are pretty and perfect but don't do anything princessy.
23 Jan 18, 10:33 PMStraga Barathos
You'll understand
23 Jan 18, 10:33 PMSaeta (Kada)
-enters-
23 Jan 18, 10:33 PMStraga Barathos
Titles are meaningless in this place
23 Jan 18, 10:33 PMErina Alenstrom
Ah, I see.
23 Jan 18, 10:33 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
It's a company that makes movies and shows and stuff.
23 Jan 18, 10:33 PMEvan Sideralis
Disney princess's have animal companions. -gestures to Raven-
23 Jan 18, 10:32 PMEvan Sideralis
:thinking: This joke is less fun if you aren't from the normie world that knows about Disney.
23 Jan 18, 10:32 PMStraga Barathos
Well one way of looking at it
23 Jan 18, 10:32 PMStraga Barathos
Sort of
23 Jan 18, 10:32 PMErina Alenstrom
Is that a kingdom of some sort?
23 Jan 18, 10:32 PMEvan Sideralis
Disney Princess. -nods wisely-
23 Jan 18, 10:32 PMErina Alenstrom
I'm not familiar with the term.
23 Jan 18, 10:32 PMErina Alenstrom
Disney?
23 Jan 18, 10:32 PMEvan Sideralis
If anything I think the correct prefix would be 'Disney'
23 Jan 18, 10:31 PMErina Alenstrom
*pets the raven on her shoulder*
23 Jan 18, 10:31 PMEvan Sideralis
...just princess. Being married doesn't really matter.
23 Jan 18, 10:31 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
You're just a married princess then.
23 Jan 18, 10:31 PMEvan Sideralis
Nice to meet you anyway. -general wave-
23 Jan 18, 10:31 PMErina Alenstrom
I guess he wouldn't be, not yet.
23 Jan 18, 10:30 PMErina Alenstrom
*shrugs*
23 Jan 18, 10:30 PMStraga Barathos
If the person they married is a king
23 Jan 18, 10:30 PMEvan Sideralis
Pretty sure that's a nope.
23 Jan 18, 10:30 PMErina Alenstrom
A married princess would be a queen, yes?
23 Jan 18, 10:30 PMErina Alenstrom
Erina Alenstrom *curtseys to Evan*
23 Jan 18, 10:30 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
You guess?
23 Jan 18, 10:30 PMErina Alenstrom
I guess I'd technically be a Queen?
23 Jan 18, 10:29 PMEvan Sideralis
-aHEM- I'm Evan. You are?
23 Jan 18, 10:29 PMStraga Barathos
What are you?
23 Jan 18, 10:29 PMErina Alenstrom
*smiles* Sure you are.
23 Jan 18, 10:29 PMStraga Barathos
I am a king
23 Jan 18, 10:29 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't think you're royalty here. :/
23 Jan 18, 10:29 PMEvan Sideralis
Oh boy, this is a great start :laffinneko:
23 Jan 18, 10:29 PMErina Alenstrom
Ooh, touchy.
23 Jan 18, 10:28 PMStraga Barathos
Don't pull rank with me, girl
23 Jan 18, 10:28 PMErina Alenstrom
*grins*
23 Jan 18, 10:28 PMErina Alenstrom
That's no way to speak to royalty~
23 Jan 18, 10:28 PMStraga Barathos
*flat look*
23 Jan 18, 10:28 PMErina Alenstrom
*raises an eyebrow at Straga*
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMStraga Barathos
*growls* Good evening
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves at Erina-
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMEvan Sideralis
Yo~ -waves to Erina-
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMErina Alenstrom
Good evening~
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Rolls eyes at Evan-
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMErina Alenstrom
*walks in with a white raven on her shoulder*
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMStraga Barathos
They do
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMStraga Barathos
Oh right
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMEvan Sideralis
-lowkey fistpumps at being right-
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Nocturnal people exist.
23 Jan 18, 10:27 PMEvan Sideralis
I wasn't going to ask on the off chance they were nocturnal.
23 Jan 18, 10:26 PMStraga Barathos
Isn't it late for you to be out? @Rei
23 Jan 18, 10:25 PMStraga Barathos
I don't remember either
23 Jan 18, 10:25 PMEvan Sideralis
Evan. Although I can't remember if I told you that already.
23 Jan 18, 10:25 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm Rei.
23 Jan 18, 10:25 PMStraga Barathos
Straga
23 Jan 18, 10:24 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Too insufferable?
23 Jan 18, 10:24 PMStraga Barathos
Hello small child =|
23 Jan 18, 10:24 PMEvan Sideralis
Yo... Straga? Right?
23 Jan 18, 10:24 PMStraga Barathos
I don't smell anything too insufferable......
23 Jan 18, 10:24 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I can, I just don't ca—-OH THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE- Hey.
23 Jan 18, 10:24 PMStraga Barathos
Well
23 Jan 18, 10:24 PMStraga Barathos
..................
23 Jan 18, 10:24 PMEvan Sideralis
So can you not, or do you not care? -raises eyebrow-
23 Jan 18, 10:23 PMEvan Sideralis
I mean, it might be. Thought you just implied you couldn't.
23 Jan 18, 10:23 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Why can't it be possible for me? I just don't care.
23 Jan 18, 10:23 PMEvan Sideralis
Nah, meant I know humans can work on things and get to a normal smile, but I have no idea if it's even possible for you.
23 Jan 18, 10:22 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
>:(
23 Jan 18, 10:22 PMEvan Sideralis
.... okay, back to resting bitch face is probably better. :laffinneko:
23 Jan 18, 10:22 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
And what, non-humans can't have non-scary smiles?
23 Jan 18, 10:22 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Forces a fanged smile- See? >:)
23 Jan 18, 10:21 PMEvan Sideralis
-ponders this- :Ic You aren't human so I guess that's entirely possible.
23 Jan 18, 10:21 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I can compensate with my personality. My smiles just look scary anyways.
23 Jan 18, 10:20 PMEvan Sideralis
and all the other scars.
23 Jan 18, 10:20 PMEvan Sideralis
and the scars
23 Jan 18, 10:20 PMEvan Sideralis
Makes up for the eye
23 Jan 18, 10:20 PMEvan Sideralis
Yeah, but you gotta compensate for it. I've got a scary face, so I practiced smilin' to look friendly. -gestures to his... fairly friendly looking smile-
23 Jan 18, 10:19 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
That's what I mean. I'm not nasty just because I look angry. >:(
23 Jan 18, 10:19 PMEvan Sideralis
I don't get into fights because I look this way, but I do look this way because I got into a lot of fihgts.
23 Jan 18, 10:19 PMEvan Sideralis
... :Ic I mean, I did get into a lot of fights. Which is why I look this way.
23 Jan 18, 10:18 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Looks like you got into fights. Doesn't mean you'll beat people up... right?
23 Jan 18, 10:17 PMEvan Sideralis
My face's just fine. Missing an eye and people still think I'm handsome.
23 Jan 18, 10:17 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Like, what about your face?
23 Jan 18, 10:17 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
No. -Crosses his arms- Doesn't matter anyways. If people think I'm mean because of my face, that's their issue.>3>
23 Jan 18, 10:16 PMEvan Sideralis
:thinking: You should work on that then. Gotta try and look friendly or people will think you're being nasty to em.
23 Jan 18, 10:16 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
My entirely standard and normal face.
23 Jan 18, 10:16 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
That's just my face. >:(((
23 Jan 18, 10:15 PMEvan Sideralis
The reaction was to your reaction to finding out it was just me
23 Jan 18, 10:15 PMEvan Sideralis
'm fine. :Ic Nothing to report. My life is entirely standard and normal.
23 Jan 18, 10:14 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
What's with my reaction? >:(
23 Jan 18, 10:14 PMEvan Sideralis
:laffinneko: Nice reaction
23 Jan 18, 10:14 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Must... be... on best behavior- Hooow are yoou...?
23 Jan 18, 10:14 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:madllama: Greeeat. -Lays down on a beanbag-
23 Jan 18, 10:13 PMEvan Sideralis
...Not that I know of. If they are, they're hiding in the bean bags. -turns heads, stares at bean bag half expecting someone to pop out-
23 Jan 18, 10:11 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Oh, you. -Looks around- Heey... Is there... anyone else here?
23 Jan 18, 10:11 PMEvan Sideralis
Yo, kiddo~
23 Jan 18, 10:10 PMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:hillama:
 
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Keen

Clown Town
Nov 23, 2016
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keens-bakery.carrd.co
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Enters at 5:18 A.M. on January 24th, 2018.

Encounters

Leaves at 7:31 A.M.

24 Jan 18, 07:31 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Ni—D-Day? And I'm not Splatoon. -Leaves-
24 Jan 18, 07:31 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Box And some how you just couldnt get over them
24 Jan 18, 07:31 AMNoli Zaphir
:blehneko:
24 Jan 18, 07:31 AMBox (WD)
Seeya splatoon!
24 Jan 18, 07:31 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Night night Rei
24 Jan 18, 07:31 AMVega Gendrake
..............
24 Jan 18, 07:31 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Yawns- I'm going to go home and sleep.
24 Jan 18, 07:31 AMBox (WD)
Yeah Phaedra's standards are loooooow.
24 Jan 18, 07:30 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I think yer straight up doable
24 Jan 18, 07:30 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I think yer cute
24 Jan 18, 07:30 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I wasnt making fun of you
24 Jan 18, 07:30 AMVega Gendrake
*just lays on the floor*
24 Jan 18, 07:29 AMNoli Zaphir
...Yeah, me too :horrorneko:
24 Jan 18, 07:29 AMBox (WD)
I mean i make fun of everyone. I'm an equal opportunist after all.
24 Jan 18, 07:29 AMMahiri Balewa
-jumps a little at the whisper. hadn't noticed Noli- it's... I should be used to being made fun of :blehneko:
24 Jan 18, 07:28 AMVega Gendrake
There's a lot wrong with a little cringe
24 Jan 18, 07:28 AMNoli Zaphir
*Goes over to Mahiri and murmurs to them* Sorry, some people here are just...like that ._.
24 Jan 18, 07:28 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Whats wrong with a little cringe? Rei got my joke.. He thought it was funny... Im funny damnit
24 Jan 18, 07:28 AMVega Gendrake
Actually it's been cringey
24 Jan 18, 07:27 AMNoli Zaphir
...
24 Jan 18, 07:27 AMVega Gendrake
This is just getting cringey at this point
24 Jan 18, 07:27 AMMahiri Balewa
Don't be gross...
24 Jan 18, 07:27 AMBox (WD)
With a splash zone.
24 Jan 18, 07:27 AMBox (WD)
Riding the phaezy train is a bumpy ride.
24 Jan 18, 07:25 AMVega Gendrake
*groans*
24 Jan 18, 07:25 AMMahiri Balewa
GOD! -buries their face in their hands-
24 Jan 18, 07:25 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
WELL I CANT CALL YOU GENTLE LOVING DAY.. THATS TOO LONG
24 Jan 18, 07:25 AMMahiri Balewa
NO
24 Jan 18, 07:24 AMNoli Zaphir
...! *Pulls a book out* :D
24 Jan 18, 07:24 AMBox (WD)
I mean i'd make no money off it anyway, its just a good comment.
24 Jan 18, 07:24 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Yer mom is not original.. that was comic gold
24 Jan 18, 07:23 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
FOr a modest royalty fee
24 Jan 18, 07:23 AMVega Gendrake
It's not even original
24 Jan 18, 07:23 AMBox (WD)
*claps* you mind if i use that?
24 Jan 18, 07:23 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Quiet giggles-
24 Jan 18, 07:23 AMVega Gendrake
Get out
24 Jan 18, 07:23 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
HUMPDAY
24 Jan 18, 07:22 AMVega Gendrake
There's book smarts and street smarts
24 Jan 18, 07:22 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I had a thought
24 Jan 18, 07:22 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
wait wait wait.. everyone shut up
24 Jan 18, 07:22 AMVega Gendrake
You can be a stupid genius
24 Jan 18, 07:22 AMNoli Zaphir
*Just...goes back to trying to find a particular book on the shelf*
24 Jan 18, 07:22 AMMahiri Balewa
But anyway. I'm a genius. Because I found out about all this paranormal stuff.
24 Jan 18, 07:22 AMVega Gendrake
If she keeps going she's gonna break
24 Jan 18, 07:21 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Trying so hard to keep a straight face*
24 Jan 18, 07:21 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Cause every weekday wants to party like a weekend
24 Jan 18, 07:20 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
HAd I tried on a friday I would have managed it too
24 Jan 18, 07:20 AMMahiri Balewa
-staaaaares at Phaedra-
24 Jan 18, 07:20 AMNoli Zaphir
...
24 Jan 18, 07:20 AMMahiri Balewa
But I know I'm not stu-
24 Jan 18, 07:20 AMVega Gendrake
Okay bookish cute person? =|
24 Jan 18, 07:20 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I may or may not have tried to fornicate with Wednesday on a Wednesday
24 Jan 18, 07:20 AMMahiri Balewa
-inhales- I'm, uh, agender. And I'm not particularly cute.
24 Jan 18, 07:19 AMVega Gendrake
A you do everyone if you're not trying to freak them out
24 Jan 18, 07:19 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
So yes
24 Jan 18, 07:19 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Vega Well when you say it it sounds crude
24 Jan 18, 07:19 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*they
24 Jan 18, 07:19 AMVega Gendrake
No you tried sleeping with them
24 Jan 18, 07:19 AMNoli Zaphir
Oh...
24 Jan 18, 07:19 AMVega Gendrake
You're timid cute girl
24 Jan 18, 07:18 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Vega Dont bother.. I already tried.. She aint having it
24 Jan 18, 07:18 AMVega Gendrake
Not you
24 Jan 18, 07:18 AMNoli Zaphir
H-huh?
24 Jan 18, 07:18 AMVega Gendrake
Prove me wrong, bookish cute girl T.T
24 Jan 18, 07:18 AMNoli Zaphir
*Why is everyone always talking about eating eyeballs here... :sickllama: *
24 Jan 18, 07:18 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Vega
24 Jan 18, 07:18 AMMahiri Balewa
Hey! I'm not stupid!
24 Jan 18, 07:18 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm not stupid.
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
2Vega Yes it is.. and tomorrow is thursday
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMVega Gendrake
And everyone here is kinda stupid....
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Oh, right, uh... sorry? @Mahiri
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMNoli Zaphir
Oh no, did someone already take it... D: *Looks through the bookshelf*
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMVega Gendrake
It's wednesday
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Claps her hands and points at Rei* You.. You get it
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMMahiri Balewa
:sickllama:
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMVega Gendrake
. . .
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Dried up eyes.
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMBox (WD)
What are raisins?
24 Jan 18, 07:17 AMVega Gendrake
*squints at Mahiri*
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
No.. I think Eyes are natures grapes, and grapes are natures raisins
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMMahiri Balewa
-pushes the fruit salad away. grapes are ruined now-
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMVega Gendrake
...............
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Box
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMMahiri Balewa
. . . I think... grapes are nature's grapes...
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Get out
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMNoli Zaphir
*Pops in, going straight to the book shelf*
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMBox (WD)
They see me through the week
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMBox (WD)
Eyes are nice
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Grapes
24 Jan 18, 07:16 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
They are like natures graoes
24 Jan 18, 07:15 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Because they are juicey and sweet and nutritious..
24 Jan 18, 07:15 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Humans eat weird stuff too.
24 Jan 18, 07:15 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Some people eat stuff humans don't.
24 Jan 18, 07:15 AMVega Gendrake
*shrugs*
24 Jan 18, 07:15 AMMahiri Balewa
Why?
24 Jan 18, 07:15 AMVega Gendrake
people eat eyes
24 Jan 18, 07:14 AMMahiri Balewa
Eyes? -looks horrified-
24 Jan 18, 07:14 AMVega Gendrake
..............Oh look it's Phaedra =|
24 Jan 18, 07:14 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I skipped breakfast
24 Jan 18, 07:13 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Could I have one?
24 Jan 18, 07:13 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
are you eating eyes?
24 Jan 18, 07:13 AMVega Gendrake
*appears*
24 Jan 18, 07:13 AMMahiri Balewa
-eats a grape. watching everyone-
24 Jan 18, 07:12 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Tentacles is a bigg—Oh that's why you keep getting it wrong.
24 Jan 18, 07:11 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Octopus is a bigger word.
24 Jan 18, 07:11 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Them isn't a big word.
24 Jan 18, 07:11 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Yes.. Yes you are... and knowing you have a problem is the first step to... I already lost interest in this
24 Jan 18, 07:11 AMBox (WD)
I struggle with big words. It ain't a secret.
24 Jan 18, 07:11 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Past tense... and such
24 Jan 18, 07:11 AMBox (WD)
Gonna let you in on a little secret... i am a dumbass.
24 Jan 18, 07:11 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
*say it))
24 Jan 18, 07:11 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:ohshitneko:
24 Jan 18, 07:10 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I mean... that's how you said it...
24 Jan 18, 07:10 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Box Psst.. AT risk of making you look like a dumbass... Them is the word
24 Jan 18, 07:10 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
It's "them."
24 Jan 18, 07:10 AMBox (WD)
*sigh* I invited they to the dumb name club.
24 Jan 18, 07:10 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Nods at Mahiri. He understands-
24 Jan 18, 07:09 AMMahiri Balewa
-inhales sharply- they
24 Jan 18, 07:09 AMBox (WD)
Yeah. I invited her to the dumb name club i run
24 Jan 18, 07:09 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Oh wait, we met before.
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
.....
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMMahiri Balewa
Is- Wednesday
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
is?
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMMahiri Balewa
No my... name.
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Flinches-
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
YES IT IS
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMMahiri Balewa
WEDNESDAY!
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves- I'm the Relative Rei.
24 Jan 18, 07:08 AMMahiri Balewa
-blushes- I-I think... I'm seeing someone? -oh god are they? they don't even know...- :ahhhllama:
24 Jan 18, 07:07 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
But I havet seen you before... So... Ill just say.. Im Phaedra... this is my... Relative Rei. And that thing is a pain in the ass *Points to Box*
24 Jan 18, 07:06 AMBox (WD)
do it for the reblogs.
24 Jan 18, 07:06 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Making fun of you? Naw
24 Jan 18, 07:06 AMBox (WD)
*aside to mahiri* I'd go for it.
24 Jan 18, 07:05 AMMahiri Balewa
Th-thats wasn't what that was... I thought you might be making fun of me.
24 Jan 18, 07:05 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:orlyllama:
24 Jan 18, 07:05 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I just noticed you making do me eyes at me..
24 Jan 18, 07:05 AMMahiri Balewa
W-what?
24 Jan 18, 07:05 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I just got all buffed up sexy like
24 Jan 18, 07:04 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Mahiri You uh...like what you see?
24 Jan 18, 07:04 AMMahiri Balewa
. . . -squints at Phaedra-
24 Jan 18, 07:04 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:orlyllama:
24 Jan 18, 07:03 AMBox (WD)
mmMMMmmmm some of that spicy drop bear milk
24 Jan 18, 07:03 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
If the government allowed people to lknow they were real they would be hunted to extinction
24 Jan 18, 07:03 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Drop bears are an endangered species valued for their pelts and milk.
24 Jan 18, 07:03 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Or is that a bad joke?
24 Jan 18, 07:03 AMBox (WD)
goat's ain't real. A bird told me so.
24 Jan 18, 07:02 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Don't be stupid.
24 Jan 18, 07:02 AMBox (WD)
goats.
24 Jan 18, 07:02 AMBox (WD)
you know what isn't real?
24 Jan 18, 07:02 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
It says they're a hoax, but, I don't know. People say Santa isn't real and I know he is.
24 Jan 18, 07:02 AMMahiri Balewa
Too many degrees of separation
24 Jan 18, 07:01 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I know a guy who knows a guy, who married a guy, whose second cousins friends dog was attacked by a drop bear
24 Jan 18, 07:01 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Looks up Drop Bears-
24 Jan 18, 07:01 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Drop bears are fuckin real... they eat kangaroos
24 Jan 18, 07:00 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't attack people. I'm not a predator... Not really.
24 Jan 18, 07:00 AMBox (WD)
like they used to think they fell out of trees to attack people
24 Jan 18, 07:00 AMMahiri Balewa
Uuhhhh, just condensing my notes
24 Jan 18, 07:00 AMBox (WD)
I think i read it's an old name for a koala.
24 Jan 18, 06:59 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
What's a drop bear?
24 Jan 18, 06:59 AMBox (WD)
like a drop bear
24 Jan 18, 06:59 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
It's not creepy. It lets me hide.
24 Jan 18, 06:59 AMBox (WD)
that would be both awesome and super creepy
24 Jan 18, 06:59 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I just hold light stuff with them.
24 Jan 18, 06:59 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Looks over at Mahiri* What ya doing?
24 Jan 18, 06:59 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Shakes head- No. Uh... maybe... I don't use them much. I could learn how to climb ceilings with them... maybe...
24 Jan 18, 06:58 AMBox (WD)
...so can your hair support your body, like a octopus walking on it's limbs? like if you do a headstand can you be like... a kicking beyblade.
24 Jan 18, 06:58 AMMahiri Balewa
-starts writing. eats an apple slice-
24 Jan 18, 06:57 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Opens her mouth to speak... but closes it. Nope.. Keeping it pg.*
24 Jan 18, 06:57 AMBox (WD)
that's why I did all the lame ones, cos my fellow roasters had already made the super mean ones.
24 Jan 18, 06:57 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I can just report people who do that because I'm eight and that's weeird.
24 Jan 18, 06:57 AMBox (WD)
yeah. funnily enough they got boring super fast.
24 Jan 18, 06:56 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
And I heard all the gross ones.
24 Jan 18, 06:56 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
..... Im not gonna even touch that one box.. Not at all.. not even.. nope...
24 Jan 18, 06:56 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
We don't have tentacles. Not really.
24 Jan 18, 06:56 AMBox (WD)
I spent a solid ten minutes coming up with octopus puns... so i'm just using the PG ones.
24 Jan 18, 06:55 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Maybe I won't leave.
24 Jan 18, 06:55 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
There's some people who make being here better. @Phaedra
24 Jan 18, 06:55 AMBox (WD)
yeah this guy who was like... an octopus from the waist down came into the roast night the other day, so i got them octopus puns for days.
24 Jan 18, 06:54 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rei Course I am.. yer my bro, cuz, uncle thing
24 Jan 18, 06:54 AMMahiri Balewa
... -sideeyes Phaedra-
24 Jan 18, 06:54 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Wow.... pun
24 Jan 18, 06:54 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
At least you're nice to me.
24 Jan 18, 06:54 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Ignores Box to focus on Phaedra- :sparklellama: Thaanks.
24 Jan 18, 06:53 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rei
24 Jan 18, 06:53 AMBox (WD)
*transforms to look like rei* me and rei are itenticle.
24 Jan 18, 06:53 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Yer purpose is to be a handsome young man
24 Jan 18, 06:53 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
...
24 Jan 18, 06:53 AMBox (WD)
how do you make rei laugh? Give him ten-tickles.
24 Jan 18, 06:52 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
He's always rude.
24 Jan 18, 06:51 AMMahiri Balewa
Rude
24 Jan 18, 06:51 AMMahiri Balewa
I mean, I'm always awkw- wow
24 Jan 18, 06:51 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't even look like them.
24 Jan 18, 06:51 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I was here before Splatoon.
24 Jan 18, 06:51 AMBox (WD)
...okay splatoon.
24 Jan 18, 06:51 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm normal. >:(
24 Jan 18, 06:50 AMBox (WD)
on the bright side I bet it's a change to be the most normal person in the room @mahiri
24 Jan 18, 06:50 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I didn't mean to make things awkward. :orzneko:
24 Jan 18, 06:49 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:horrorneko:
24 Jan 18, 06:49 AMMahiri Balewa
-looks around awkwardly. lot of non-humans. s-sweats-
24 Jan 18, 06:48 AMMahiri Balewa
Uuhhhh
24 Jan 18, 06:48 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Help make things less awkward. @Mahiri
24 Jan 18, 06:46 AMMahiri Balewa
I don't wear tin foil hats
24 Jan 18, 06:46 AMBox (WD)
Hey it's tin foil hat they!
24 Jan 18, 06:46 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Waves at Mahiri-
24 Jan 18, 06:46 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
That's not funny. :/
24 Jan 18, 06:46 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
... What? @Box
24 Jan 18, 06:46 AMMahiri Balewa
-wanders in, eating a fruit salad-
24 Jan 18, 06:45 AMBox (WD)
maybe doctor octopus is here to fight spiderman?
24 Jan 18, 06:41 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Oh. You asked, so I thought you didn't know, but then you said you did know. -Shrugs- Usually people mess with me.
24 Jan 18, 06:38 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
What do you mean?
24 Jan 18, 06:38 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Hmm?
24 Jan 18, 06:37 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Why did you—Were you messing with me? =_=
24 Jan 18, 06:37 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I can tell... I have an eye fer these things... actually I have six
24 Jan 18, 06:37 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Pft.. I know what yer for
24 Jan 18, 06:37 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I'm bad at explaining stuff.
24 Jan 18, 06:36 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:regret: I thought you... uh... N-Never mind. >_>
24 Jan 18, 06:35 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
What were you made for?
24 Jan 18, 06:35 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:ohshitneko: Did I... uh... say something wrong?
24 Jan 18, 06:34 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Looks at Rei*
24 Jan 18, 06:34 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I know what I'm made for. :sickllama:
24 Jan 18, 06:33 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
My mom.. and my sisters
24 Jan 18, 06:33 AMBox (WD)
maybe you were made to be like... a cool octopus?
24 Jan 18, 06:32 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't know what I was made for... I do, but, -shruuuuuuugs-
24 Jan 18, 06:32 AMBox (WD)
so there's like... other yous out there?
24 Jan 18, 06:31 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
We grow fast, reproduce fast, and can literally breed an army in a few short years
24 Jan 18, 06:31 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I was made for combative lust purposes... Invasions I think
24 Jan 18, 06:30 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Dalia is only twelve or thirteen, I think.
24 Jan 18, 06:30 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Shrugs- Lust demons aren't always the same.
24 Jan 18, 06:30 AMBox (WD)
ain't you both lust demons?
24 Jan 18, 06:30 AMBox (WD)
so why does she look like she fell out of a victoria's secret catalog after like...a year, but you're still you?
24 Jan 18, 06:29 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Sighs* Fine.. Ill just have to be patient.. Jeez
24 Jan 18, 06:29 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
And that's weird.......
24 Jan 18, 06:29 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I can't do that...
24 Jan 18, 06:29 AMBox (WD)
I'm sure theres a magic portal you can step through.
24 Jan 18, 06:29 AMBox (WD)
maybe get a like aging charm or someting
24 Jan 18, 06:28 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Groans- It's taking forever. You guys get to grow up fast. I can't even skip more grades.
24 Jan 18, 06:27 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Laughs*
24 Jan 18, 06:27 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
God just hurry up and grow up....
24 Jan 18, 06:27 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:orzneko:
24 Jan 18, 06:27 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Smiles- Thanks. -Tries to wink back, but... he obviously hasn't practiced it before-
24 Jan 18, 06:27 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
thats fair...
24 Jan 18, 06:26 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Rubs the back of his neck- I mean... I lived in Hell until a few months ago...
24 Jan 18, 06:26 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
You bet yer ass on that *Winks*
24 Jan 18, 06:26 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
But Ill mess up anyone else who tries to mess you up
24 Jan 18, 06:26 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*laughs*
24 Jan 18, 06:26 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Cause im a sex fiend with no sense of decency
24 Jan 18, 06:25 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
You aren't going to mess me up. Why would you? @Phaedra
24 Jan 18, 06:25 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Trying not to look TOO flattered but it's obvious he's trying not to look flustered- :innocentllama: Th-Thanks.
24 Jan 18, 06:25 AMBox (WD)
I don't work in eden gawd. I work at the Comedy Store. And a jewelry store.
24 Jan 18, 06:24 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
And im so worried im going to totally mess you up
24 Jan 18, 06:24 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
ANd you are wonderful for being eight
24 Jan 18, 06:22 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Besides.. im the only one allowed to give it away for free
24 Jan 18, 06:22 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
And I am eight.
24 Jan 18, 06:22 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I already said I don't want to come.
24 Jan 18, 06:22 AMBox (WD)
Wait you can't come in you're like eight.
24 Jan 18, 06:20 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:confusedllama:
24 Jan 18, 06:20 AMBox (WD)
*spooky voice* TwWWwwwOooOOOO Driiink minimuUUum
24 Jan 18, 06:20 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I have to get you for free. :/
24 Jan 18, 06:20 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't want to pay to see you.
24 Jan 18, 06:20 AMBox (WD)
Meh. You have to pay to see my best material.
24 Jan 18, 06:20 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Wow.. that was legit lame
24 Jan 18, 06:20 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
And works better if you only mean Lu—That's a stupid joke.
24 Jan 18, 06:20 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
.......
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
... That's a stupid joke.
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMRosalee Amor
-poof-
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMBox (WD)
Cos they're horny?
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
That's like asking why demons have horns. -Shrugs-
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMBox (WD)
They look like ringtoss games.
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMAter Blake
*Yep, he's following Rosalee out the door*
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't think all of them do.
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMBox (WD)
Wierd question. Why do angels have halos?
24 Jan 18, 06:19 AMRosalee Amor
-purses her lips and hurries to the door, checking behind her to see if Ater is following-
24 Jan 18, 06:18 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
But... I guess angels can be weak too.
24 Jan 18, 06:18 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I mean stronger than her. She acts all weak. @Phaedra
24 Jan 18, 06:18 AMAter Blake
Uh, sure?
24 Jan 18, 06:18 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rei Say that to my mom and she will tell you stories
24 Jan 18, 06:17 AMRosalee Amor
-whispers harshly to Ater- Can we like, talk? Outside, or something?
24 Jan 18, 06:17 AMBox (WD)
Even
24 Jan 18, 06:17 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I think angels are stronger, but, I don't know.
24 Jan 18, 06:17 AMRosalee Amor
-is glancing wildly around at all these people calling her an angel-
24 Jan 18, 06:17 AMBox (WD)
I mean she's not very angelic?
24 Jan 18, 06:17 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Angel isn't weird. Angels disliking demons is normal.
24 Jan 18, 06:17 AMAter Blake
Perks of tending to shrines since childhood
24 Jan 18, 06:16 AMAter Blake
Don't worry, I can't do any harm with that. It just lets me see spirits, and I've learned how to tell which group a spirit falls into
24 Jan 18, 06:16 AMBox (WD)
Maybe she's another Ouphe? If we're throwing wierd sugestions out thete?
24 Jan 18, 06:16 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
An Angel? not gonna lie.. that would be hot
24 Jan 18, 06:15 AMRosalee Amor
-is feeling very conflicted and panicked right now-
24 Jan 18, 06:14 AMAter Blake
*Hums* Ehhh...
24 Jan 18, 06:14 AMRosalee Amor
-eyes just slowly widen-
24 Jan 18, 06:14 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Maybe she's an angel. That's why she dislikes us so much.
24 Jan 18, 06:13 AMAter Blake
Just glanced at your spirit to see what you were. Its nothing special. The power that is
24 Jan 18, 06:13 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Fake pouts* Oh fine
24 Jan 18, 06:13 AMRosalee Amor
@Ater What did you just do....?
24 Jan 18, 06:13 AMRosalee Amor
-definitely not going to let this demon grab at her-
24 Jan 18, 06:12 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Holds her hands up and makes grabby motion*
24 Jan 18, 06:12 AMRosalee Amor
-puts her hands up to her own chest but doesn't grab- Umm, I think so
24 Jan 18, 06:12 AMAter Blake
*Seems to just stare at Rosalee* I know, spider. I'm not that dumb. *Eyes flash dimly for a moment* Well, she's not entirely human, but I dont' think I have the liberty to say what she is
24 Jan 18, 06:12 AMBox (WD)
*is wearing a bra like a hat. Noone noticed him put it on*
24 Jan 18, 06:12 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rosalee So a nice handful
24 Jan 18, 06:12 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Internally screaming-
24 Jan 18, 06:11 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
.....
24 Jan 18, 06:11 AMRosalee Amor
Oh, I think I'm like... a C? Or a D--I don't know, either kind of bra fits me mostly
24 Jan 18, 06:11 AMBox (WD)
Good things in small packages
24 Jan 18, 06:11 AMBox (WD)
I'm a solid A cup
24 Jan 18, 06:11 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Consider it an FYI
24 Jan 18, 06:10 AMAter Blake
Geez
24 Jan 18, 06:10 AMAter Blake
Alright — THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO!
24 Jan 18, 06:10 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Pfft-
24 Jan 18, 06:10 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Its H by the way
24 Jan 18, 06:10 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
...
24 Jan 18, 06:10 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I mean dont get me wrong.. Im all about being blunt.. but asking a girl what her cup size is
24 Jan 18, 06:09 AMRosalee Amor
-glances around the room, a little nervous- Um...sure? @Ater
24 Jan 18, 06:08 AMAter Blake
@Rosalee Mind if I tried something?
24 Jan 18, 06:08 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Going to keep going since he's being ignored- Why even be here if we make you uncomfortable? >3>
24 Jan 18, 06:07 AMAter Blake
@Rosalee I see that...
24 Jan 18, 06:07 AMBox (WD)
If it helps i'm an Ouphe.
24 Jan 18, 06:07 AMAter Blake
Seriously? It's that personal to ask who's what?
24 Jan 18, 06:07 AMRosalee Amor
Not happy @Ater
24 Jan 18, 06:07 AMBox (WD)
*stage whisper* i've seen inside her head. Like the icky brain bits.
24 Jan 18, 06:07 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Ater thats kinda a personal question
24 Jan 18, 06:07 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I think she's just a new human.
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMAter Blake
@Rosalee What about you, what are you?
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rosalee How can you not like sexy lil ole me?
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMBox (WD)
If all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't kill Boxy all together again, then why worry about pandora.
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMRosalee Amor
-ignoring the obvious demon in the room-
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
There are lots of demons here. You can't avoid all of them.
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Nods at Ater-
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rei We are things
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMAter Blake
I mean... it's a safe bet everyone in this island is slightly demonic...
24 Jan 18, 06:06 AMBox (WD)
She's tried. And failed
24 Jan 18, 06:05 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Box My mom would find a way to end you *Laughs*
24 Jan 18, 06:05 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
She's my nie—cousin. -Points at Phaedra-
24 Jan 18, 06:05 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Well.. Its not like im hiden.. I mean look at me. *Gestures to her spider body*
24 Jan 18, 06:05 AMRosalee Amor
-her face fell like 5000 miles when she found out-
24 Jan 18, 06:05 AMBox (WD)
I don't want to sleep with pint-size pandora. I think i may be the only one... hmm.... *flips upside down, doing a pensive face*
24 Jan 18, 06:05 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Just watching Rosalee's reactions-
24 Jan 18, 06:05 AMRosalee Amor
-this kitsune sure is a good meat shield-
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't think she likes demons.
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Heir to the throne of hell.. after my mother of course
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMRosalee Amor
-NOOOO-
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I am a lust demon after all
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
->:3c-
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMRosalee Amor
-has been talking to a demon this whole time?????-
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMBox (WD)
I've decided to use my powers for slightly good instead of evil!
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Cause... I mean I love when people want me. When they stare...
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMAter Blake
@Hazel See ya
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Some people like sex. :/ @Rosalee
24 Jan 18, 06:04 AMRosalee Amor
-WHAT-
24 Jan 18, 06:03 AMRosalee Amor
-quietly waves to Hazel-
24 Jan 18, 06:03 AMAter Blake
*shakes head and starts mumbling* Stupid sexy she-demon
24 Jan 18, 06:03 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Bye. -Waves Hazel off-
24 Jan 18, 06:03 AMHazel Arlnest
I should head out now, later guys. *Waves and floats off*
24 Jan 18, 06:03 AMRosalee Amor
Like...I don't get it
24 Jan 18, 06:02 AMRosalee Amor
....Why do you want to be--um, look doable? @Phaedra
24 Jan 18, 06:01 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I guess. I don't know what I'll like.
24 Jan 18, 06:01 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:orlyllama:
24 Jan 18, 06:01 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Is happy that she is getting stares*
24 Jan 18, 06:00 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rosalee Thank you.. thats all I want
24 Jan 18, 06:00 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rei Yes about smooth legs. Trust me. You'll love em
24 Jan 18, 06:00 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
About... smooth legs?
24 Jan 18, 06:00 AMRosalee Amor
@Phaedra I think you look 'doable' now...
24 Jan 18, 05:59 AMAter Blake
*Boys will be boys, and as instincts dictates, he can't help but stare at Phaedra's legs*
24 Jan 18, 05:59 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
@Rei When you get older you will know what im talking about
24 Jan 18, 05:58 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Stretches out her leg and runs her hand over it* Aint nothing finer than legs as smooth as silk
24 Jan 18, 05:58 AMRosalee Amor
-just going to use Ater as a kitsune meat shield don't mind herrr-
24 Jan 18, 05:58 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't get why I get reported and she doesn't. I bet if I did report, her, they wouldn't believe me. >:(
24 Jan 18, 05:58 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
There.... Sexy as fuck....
24 Jan 18, 05:57 AMRosalee Amor
-shoot-
24 Jan 18, 05:57 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Buffer vanishes right as she puts a shine to the last scuffed leg*
24 Jan 18, 05:57 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I mean, there's her too -points at Rosalee-
24 Jan 18, 05:57 AMRosalee Amor
-somehow finds herself...not being paid attention to this is fantastic-
24 Jan 18, 05:57 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
No worries Rei aint no one gonna cause no problems. *Glares at Ater*
24 Jan 18, 05:57 AMAter Blake
*Sighs* Well pardon me for being defensive at the prospect of being spider food
24 Jan 18, 05:57 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Starts tapping away on his phone-
24 Jan 18, 05:56 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Sits cross-legged- Ugh... why is everyone so... weird. I just wanted to talk to people. =_=
24 Jan 18, 05:56 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Continues to buff her legs*
24 Jan 18, 05:56 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Fuck Lay off .... Like if I was going to eat you, it be done....
24 Jan 18, 05:55 AMAter Blake
Self defense
24 Jan 18, 05:55 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
You'll both get in trouble.
24 Jan 18, 05:55 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't think she will.
24 Jan 18, 05:54 AMAter Blake
Just saying, if she tries to eat me, I'm setting a few things ablaze
24 Jan 18, 05:54 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
It's the Community Center. You can't do that here.
24 Jan 18, 05:54 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
....
24 Jan 18, 05:54 AMAter Blake
@Phaedra ... Don't test me. I'll burn you if I have to
24 Jan 18, 05:53 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
*Takes the buffer and opens the wax canister. Begins to Buff her knees shiny*
24 Jan 18, 05:52 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Yes
24 Jan 18, 05:52 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
You have a problem with demons then... -Thinks-
24 Jan 18, 05:52 AMBox (WD)
you've got two or three minutes with that lot before it poofs out of existance.
24 Jan 18, 05:52 AMBox (WD)
cool. *coughs, to clear throat* what the hell is up with your makeup? it makes you look like the queen of botox? and what's with that shiny forehead? do you scrub it with a buffer *pulls out a buffer from the air with a -POP-, and offers it to phaedra* to get it that shiny? and the hair? do you wash it? here, do you add the wax yourself *pulls out some buff shine wax and offers it to phaedra* to get it that greasy.
24 Jan 18, 05:52 AMAter Blake
@Phaedra Was... was that 'Edible' comment for me?
24 Jan 18, 05:52 AMRosalee Amor
-totally just going to ignore the demon-
24 Jan 18, 05:51 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
Demon? @Rosalee
24 Jan 18, 05:51 AMRosalee Amor
Um, some sites sayyy demon...-scroll scroll- and others say just a normal spirit....
24 Jan 18, 05:51 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Edible
24 Jan 18, 05:50 AMRosalee Amor
-fiddles with her phone for a few seconds-
24 Jan 18, 05:50 AMAter Blake
... I'm a Kitsune, tell me what it thinks I am
24 Jan 18, 05:49 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
If yer fast
24 Jan 18, 05:49 AMRosalee Amor
-stares down at her phone in quiet despair- Google can't give me a straight answer either....
24 Jan 18, 05:49 AMRosalee Amor
-is just even more confused now-
24 Jan 18, 05:48 AMAter Blake
Demon?! Well I suppose some would say that *shrugs*
24 Jan 18, 05:47 AMRosalee Amor
-her eyes widen, but she clears her throat- Umm, hi! Are you a, uh... -leans over and whispers- demon? @Ater
24 Jan 18, 05:47 AMBox (WD)
I mean i'll happily insult ya, but i can get you a few minutes with a wax and a buffer if you want
24 Jan 18, 05:47 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Yeah.. but more trouble than its worth to miss first bell
24 Jan 18, 05:47 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Insult away I dont care
24 Jan 18, 05:47 AMBox (WD)
ain't you always in trouble anyway?
24 Jan 18, 05:46 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
If I dont check in for first bell i get so much trouble
24 Jan 18, 05:46 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I dont have time... I got to school soon
24 Jan 18, 05:46 AMAter Blake
@Rosalee *Takes a breath and slides over* Hey, what's up?
24 Jan 18, 05:44 AMBox (WD)
okay, you okay if I insult you? I can get you a bit of wax and a buffer if I do?
24 Jan 18, 05:44 AMHazel Arlnest
You're welcome.
24 Jan 18, 05:44 AMRosalee Amor
-is eyeing Ater, even more confused now-
24 Jan 18, 05:43 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
-Stares at Hazel- =_= Thank you.
24 Jan 18, 05:43 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Yes.. and wax
24 Jan 18, 05:43 AMHazel Arlnest
*Huffs and will float around*
24 Jan 18, 05:42 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I was fine earlier. @Phaedra
24 Jan 18, 05:42 AMAter Blake
And what's your reason?
24 Jan 18, 05:42 AMBox (WD)
do you want a buffer for yo not so shiny legs?
24 Jan 18, 05:42 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Well I dont know why everyone elses panties are in a wad.. but I atleast have a good reason for it
24 Jan 18, 05:42 AMRosalee Amor
-whips out her phone and starts typing something-
24 Jan 18, 05:41 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
*avoiding me the most))
24 Jan 18, 05:41 AMBox (WD)
everybody's being a grump
24 Jan 18, 05:41 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
I don't know. She's avoiding people. She's avoiding me the point. -Points to Rosalee- @Ater
24 Jan 18, 05:41 AMAter Blake
Whoa... did I come at a bad time?
24 Jan 18, 05:40 AMRosalee Amor
-....just opts for not responding to the question again. Eyes Ater and wonders if they'd be considered...-
24 Jan 18, 05:39 AMHazel Arlnest
You do. Don't lie to me
24 Jan 18, 05:38 AMAter Blake
((Bear with me having no link to the profile yet, I'm just trying something)) *Lazily walks into the center* Aw man, I missed the opening to this place by a wide margin...
24 Jan 18, 05:38 AMRosalee Amor
-blink blinks down at Hazel- I don't know what you're talking about.
24 Jan 18, 05:38 AMBox (WD)
*?
24 Jan 18, 05:38 AMBox (WD)
you need a buffer.
24 Jan 18, 05:38 AMHazel Arlnest
*Sits next to Rosalee* Why are you avoiding Rei?
24 Jan 18, 05:37 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
I fucking scuffed myself up
24 Jan 18, 05:37 AMPhaedra (Nikki)
Not in the mood
24 Jan 18, 05:37 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
:vangryllama: -Flops on a beanbag-
24 Jan 18, 05:36 AMRosalee Amor
-just playing with her hair, looking at um....Box yeah sure that's a weird-looking fae-
24 Jan 18, 05:36 AMBox (WD)
*fake shaking* you didn't to the meeemeee
24 Jan 18, 05:36 AMBox (WD)
*gonna float over to phaedra* sup pheter pharker.
24 Jan 18, 05:35 AMRei (Glamour/Keen)
It doesn't make you look good.
24 Jan 18, 05:35 AMRosalee Amor
-opts for just not