No Soy Muertos

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So death was arguably not the ending to all things or apparently wasn’t permanent. If someone would have asked Frito a few years ago where he would have seen himself today….his answer would surely not come close to ‘Getting re-resurrected’. Honestly just saying that felt weird and awkward to Frito.

The main room of the apartment he and Cici had shared...was not the best looking of places. Mostly because of all the empty bottles of alcohol lying around! Oh right. This is a good time to mention that our amigo here was piss drunk.
Frito danced around the room by himself as Despacito played loudly in the background.

Which was crazy odd. The main reason was because he was a shirtless flaming mess with the head of a pumpkin.

This was actually calming though. He was in his own little world and completely forgot that he called some guy named Mori over.
He wanted to be drunk for what was about to take place. Nothing like hopefully waking up ALIVE and with a Hangover the next day.

@Romi
 

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Most people tended to do their conversions in public, to a certain extent. Parks. Neutral places where they could have some privacy without actually inviting a relative stranger into their house.

Mori had always found that funny. People would invite them to return their eternal souls to the cycle, but they didn't want him in their house.

The building wasn't too bad - normal enough, and not showing much of a sign of what Mori was about to find inside as he knocked at the door, dressed as impeccably as usual as he waited for Frito to appear.
 

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Frito danced his drunken self to the door, which he unlocked and just flunged opened.

"AH! You're here! Don't mind the mess. I usually am...."
He did a twirl? Or well tried to do a twirl. The twirl is completely useless. Ignore the twirl.

"More clean!"

Frito stumbled a bit after his failed attempt at twirling so he caught himself by leaning on the door.

"Come in. Come in! We shall drink, dance, and do that thing you are supposed to do, yes?"
 

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He was drunk. Mori was not so ignorant about humans that he couldn't figure out why Frito was drunk, but he looked a shade annoyed anyway. He didn't like when they were drunk. They tended to be a pain when they were, and there was always the risk that they'd get upset and say it was a drunken mistake or something in the future.

But they'd talked about it in the past, and Frito had confirmed it was what they wanted, so if that became an issue, Mori could simply point to the fact that Frito had obviously called him over, and he could hardly be held responsible, could he?

Of course not.

He stepped inside, carefully taking his shoes off at the front door despite the mess.

"Just a water is fine, Frito," Mori said, still a shade too stiff, especially when compared to Frito himself. "I don't drink anything more than a bit of wine, and I prefer not to drink while working."
 

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This guy was taking his shoes off. That's weird. Weird to Frito, did Frito need to take his shoes of- oh wait. He wasn't wearing shoes.

"Just water? My friend. You gottaaaa let loose a bit more!"

Is what Frito said...in spanish. In fact Frito was switching back and forth from English to spanish A LOT. He was literally doing it every other word.
Frito danced his way into the kitchen to fix his very special guest a very special drink: Tap Water with ice cubes.

He then managed to dance his way back to Mori without spilling a single drop of water. Which is amazing for a drunk person right?
Frito handed the water to Mori and then ushured him over to the couch to sit.

"So let's do this! Just a shake of the hand yes?!"
 

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Being omnilingual would certainly have been useful in Mori's line of work... but he wasn't. He didn't speak much Spanish, and he frowned as Frito said... something. He was getting him water, right? That was what it seemed like.

"Yes," Mori confirmed. "Or simply touch hands in some way. Most hold their hands out, and then I touch their hands and it's done. It isn't a difficult process for me, but if you'd like to shake hands, we can always do that."

Should he run through the deal again? Should he double check? Only no, there was no point. He was drunk, and he'd already agreed, and that was really just another layer of complexity, wasn't it?
 

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"So we just touch hands amigo? That's just like a handshake!"

Frito stopped his dancing shenanigans and just flopped onto the couch. Wait, should he be sitting or standing for this? He wasn't so sure about it. Maybe sitting was best. It was apparently going to hurt a bit after all.

Frito held his hand out in front of Mori and grinned. Well...whatever he could muster with his flaming pumpkin head. His mouth didn't move much.

"Alright! My body is ready!"
 

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Ah. He was going to scream, wasn't he? It would be like dying all over again, after all. The pain varied in intensity from extreme to traumatic, and the less human someone was, the more it seemed to hurt. Considering Frito would effectively be losing and regrowing his head in very short order, Mori was betting it was going to fall firmly on the latter half of the scale.

"Alright," Mori said, deciding that there was nothing to be gained from holding off any further. Without much warning, after Frito'd sat down, Mori simply reached out, shaking his hand and letting his powers do their work.

It was going to hurt.
 

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There was nothing in the entire world that would prepare Frito for this. Not even being drunk helped, in fact it made everything worse.

Frito could not dance his way out of this one.

The moment Mori shook his hand, Frito was filled with a lot of regret....AND PAIN. Oh god, There was so so so so much pain!
He did not think it would hurt that much....heck; He thought it was just going to feel like a litte pinch. Instead he felt like he was dying all over again!

HE WAS REGROWING HIS HEAD AFTERALL.

Then after several moments of pure horrendous agony, and a lot of swearing in irish and spanish, there was nothing. Nothing at all.

Frito simply just flopped over on the couch, groaning loudly.
 

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If Mori had been a malicious sort of person, he might have smiled at the sight of Frito simply flopping over. He'd gone into the bargain drunk, and that had bothered Mori ever so slightly.

But Mori was not a malicious person. He didn't have a sadistic bone in his body, and he gained no pleasure from the pain of others.

He smiled anyway at a job well done, stepping clear as Frito flopped (or fell?) onto the couch, looking like someone had just run him over with a steamroller. Mori waited for him to be still before he stepped forward, leaning over slightly.

"Everything intact?"

Of course it was--his work was perfect.
 
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