
god, whatdo you think I drink? beer? Gross
35% Vodka. I have better but what's the point in using the good stuff if you aren't gonna enjoy it

To be fair, getting drunk to solve problems isn't productive anyway. I assume that's whjy you're getting drunk, if you're doing it alone. What's wrong?

I'm not drinking to solve the problem.
i'm drinking to avoid the problem
the problem being that I'm a lonely fucking science obsessed lab experiment whose major social interactions are with the people she lives with and her boss :)
in other words, everything's a-fucking-okay.

Depressing? Do those things make you happen? Get out. Take some fun hobby classes. Meet people, befriend them or fuck them. If you're happy, do nothing. Or if you're a coward, do nothing.

occasionaly drowing myself in alcohol works quite well. Not gonna lie, a good fuck would be nice but I'm not going looking for a random stranger. I'm not drunk enough for that
(insert image of Versa upside down on the couch, in booty shorts and a tanktop)
I think I'll stay here. And yes. I can drink like this.

It's a terrible band-aid for a severe injury. Did you really have no one else to talk to besides me? That's pretty unfortunate for you, I'm terrible with emotions and making people feel good.
Hot picture. You're a lot more attractive when you're not crying and complaining.
(Contact sent you a picture)

i think that was a compliment. I'll take it, thanks. Btw you look awful tired.
you should go sleep. Or work less. you also shouldn't let me see any of your work papers.
either way. Sexy as fuck. I did not have anyone else to talk to. I think. You're the only one who answered. Please don't try any emotion stuff. It would not be as fun.

It was a backhanded compliment. If you want a full on compliment you need to jump through hoops. Sorry.
Good luck reading and understanding the papers. I'm not worried. You'll be too embaressed by this in the morning to want to mention to anyone how you learned the information. I'm devious. I know.
I have cut back on work, actually. Just not legal work. Boo. At least, it's fun. I'm better with emotion off the phone. Texting is too.... ek. I promise I won't be empathic toward you.

did you just confess to doing illegal work Jett. I've got nothing against revealing that I drink bad alcohol when I'm lonely. I'm sure some people already know.
(insert cute upside down Versa selfie)

No, I just confessed I didn't drop any of my attorney work. Legal work. As in lawyer paper work and cases.
Maybe not to bad alcohol, but would you really want to admit to people I was the one you were texting? You don't even like looking at me when you're friends are around. Hurtful, by the way.
Oh. Another cute picture. Enjoying showing off?