Private My Father's God's Sister's Sort-Of Daughter (Maybe)? Seems Legit.

"Well, technically, they are not "my cups", Harmonia said as she turned to look at Madeline for a second.

"They are for a client of mine. I just redecorated their living room and kitchen, and I am searching for things to pull the two rooms together," Harmonia explained as she quickly scanned and checked out the aisle that they were in for anything that might work.

"I am an interior designer by the way," she added, realising she probably forgot to mention that part.

"Well, he's my father, though in true Olympian spirit and tradition," Harmonia began, flipping her hair as she often did, proud of who she was, yet exasperated too at the stupid bets and games her parents often played - especially the one that lead to her birth.

"I was born because Artemisa and Aphrodite got into a tiff - as they often do," she said looking at Chris, sure that the faun knew about the fierce rivalry between the two.

"And Aphrodite being the spiteful b-i-t-c-h that she often is, decided that taking a hair from Artemisa, herself and old Dionysus and placing the seed in a bottle of his wine was a good idea," she said with a sigh.

"Yup," Harmonia smiled widely at the faun's question. "Aphrodite used his finest vintage too," she told Chris laughingly.

"I am 100% Bacchus's Finest Aged Reserve," she told Chris joking. "My blood is basically Dionsys's wine, all you need to give me a blood transfusion is to hook me up to a keg of fine wine," she quipped.

"I like to think of it more as horrifyingly wonderful," Harmonia laughed, amused and pleased by the faun's reaction. She was also warming up to the girl. She could see why her father liked having the fauns around now.

Hell, if they were all like Chris, Harmonia would have definitely demanded her own flock. She could easily imagine spending hours of flippant commentary and gossip as they sipped wine together and ate pomegranates, figs, persimmons, and other delicacies.

"Why don't you join me later for some wine?" Harmonia found herself offering. "My assistant can finish up here," she added as she nodded and then shooed Madeline away with orders to find cushions, curtains, and a bowl for potpourri.

"Perfect," Harmonia declared, a look of delighted satisfaction on her face as she shooed her assistant off.

"I know this little place down the street, they serve the best food, all homemade, their wine is from their own vineyards, owners are Greek," she began as she gestured for Chris to follow her.

"Rumour has it that Zeus supposedly had his eye on their middle daughter," she confided in a loud whisper. "Hera found out and as you can guess, she was furious... Sparks were flying everywhere," Harmonia explained with a chuckle.