Dammit, I -loathe- introductions. Does that make me antisocial? No...that was not a serious question, that was me attempting to be...I dunno, certainly not humorous. I have no sense of humour.
Yeah, so, now that I've made you all sufficiently confused and taken away your will to live, which is probably the reason I was born, I'll introduce myself. I'm Sera...wait, SEra, not Sara, which is what everyone seems to call me, surely because the 'e' button always jams on their keyboard. I'm told I'm kind of creepy and possibly the most annoying person to walk the earth since the Teletubbies.
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I warned you, didn't I? Oh well, it's late, so I guess I can apologise for any weirdness in the morning...
Yeah, so, now that I've made you all sufficiently confused and taken away your will to live, which is probably the reason I was born, I'll introduce myself. I'm Sera...wait, SEra, not Sara, which is what everyone seems to call me, surely because the 'e' button always jams on their keyboard. I'm told I'm kind of creepy and possibly the most annoying person to walk the earth since the Teletubbies.
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I warned you, didn't I? Oh well, it's late, so I guess I can apologise for any weirdness in the morning...