@Penguin
Believe it or not, Vincenzo actually had plans prior to this whole shebang. He wanted to take his beloved Milo to Italy to see the sights, soak in the culture, and, best of all, burn the last remnants of his sordid past to the ground and salt the earth. But that didn't happen, because of all the fuckers that clogged up the airport like vermin crawling up to avoid high water, and now Vince was shore bound.
With a tsunami that was going to fuck him in the ass.
What a wonderful time to be a piece of shit!
If he was going to drown, he was going to take somebody down with him. And what was that? There was a killer on the loose? Golly gee, he didn't know it was going to be playtime this early!
He stood at the middle of the Courtyard, banging pots and pans trying to summon the eluuusiiiive tsunami killer.
"Fresh meat! Fresh meat for free! Come out now and sacrifice me to the gods, Mr. Killer!"
Believe it or not, Vincenzo actually had plans prior to this whole shebang. He wanted to take his beloved Milo to Italy to see the sights, soak in the culture, and, best of all, burn the last remnants of his sordid past to the ground and salt the earth. But that didn't happen, because of all the fuckers that clogged up the airport like vermin crawling up to avoid high water, and now Vince was shore bound.
With a tsunami that was going to fuck him in the ass.
What a wonderful time to be a piece of shit!
If he was going to drown, he was going to take somebody down with him. And what was that? There was a killer on the loose? Golly gee, he didn't know it was going to be playtime this early!
He stood at the middle of the Courtyard, banging pots and pans trying to summon the eluuusiiiive tsunami killer.
"Fresh meat! Fresh meat for free! Come out now and sacrifice me to the gods, Mr. Killer!"