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Vivian had been eyeing this shop for a while now.

It looked like a normal trinket shop, but from a criminal's perspective, it was a robber's buffet. There were rows and rows of merchandise with a positively archaic security system. Please. She could get into this place in her sleep. She didn't even need her dear, darling brother.

Normally, Vivian wouldn't bother poor old trinket shops in the Underground, but through her surveying in her normal clothes, she'd found a particular item of incredible worth — a golden pharaoh's mask, sitting pretty at the main shop's wall. It looked like any part of the shop's stock and decoration, but Vivian knew what authentic looked like, and she certainly knew the thing would be worth a motherload in the black market. She wasn't an expert, but she had experience with these kinds of... transactions. It was just a tiny thing. He probably wouldn't even notice it was gone!

So that was what she decided to pursue for the night. Vivian, decked out in a black catsuit wearing shoes with rubber heels, sneaked into the Eye of Horus. She slipped through the door with her phasing abilities and descended down the stairs, quiet as a mouse. If he had a security system, well, it certainly wouldn't get a feed of her.

The main floor. This was where the good stuff was at. As much as Vivian wanted to stuff her pockets with as much as she could carry, a bigger load would be very dangerous. It would be easier to tell he was robbed. The plan was go in, get the mask, get out, as simple as one, two, three. Vivian never deviated from her plans.

She took the mask off the wall and replaced it with a dud. It was similar enough to the first one until closer inspection... and she bet when he'd ever get to it, she would've already sold it and bought nice things with the royalties. It was only right.

She slipped away with her prize.

Another successful heist.


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The one good thing about being a member of the undead was that every night’s sleep would be the best rest of your life… Er, unlife. The night of the incident, Akiila slept soundly in his sarcophagus, and the heavy lid provided excellent sound proofing, for better or worse. While he slumbered, it was unbeknownst to him that something was wrong. He could sense something in his dreams, or whatever premonitions conjured up in his millennia old mind. Until later mornings came, he firmly believed everything was as it should be.

~~

It was later that week, and business was slow. Akiila was meandering about his main room, looking all around his stock in gloating admiration. His potions were fully in stock, so all that was left was to wait for the customers to pour in.
”You know, Nefera, something tells me that the Underground isn’t what would usually be called a thriving area of real estate.”

He spoke to a fennec fox behind him. She was too busy preening herself to really notice what was going on. Honestly though, most of Akiila’s ramblings flew right over her head. Usually, they weren’t of any real significance.

However…

”But with such a wonderful collection, why wouldn’t residents of this island be flocking here by the dozens?” He asked aloud, before gesturing to the Pharaoh's Mask on the wall, with dozens of ‘no touching!’ warning sides around it. ”Take that for example. I’m sure if I were to send some of my most precious trinkets to the Smithsonian they would have a field day analyzing it, just as I would have riches beyond my wildest imagination. But, where’s the fun in that? Sure, nobody is able to afford it. Such peasantry run rampant among this island. But if you’d just look..”

Wait a minute.

Akiila squinted his amber eyes at the mask. From his pocket, he pulled a golden handled magnifying glass from out his wrappings. ”This… This isn’t supposed to have a ruby right here… It’s usually..” His squinting face came within millimeters of the surface of the mask. His finger lifted, swiping the surface before slowly placing it on his tongue. Silence…

GASP!

”IT’S A HOAX!” He screamed loud enough to scare the poor fox, who jumped up from her spot in sheer fright. ”I’VE BEEN TRICKED! SWINDLED! FLIM-FLAMMED! BAMBOOZLED! ” Words streamed from his mouth as his body began to flit hastily around the building. Looking high, low, every nook and cranny was inspected. His heart would have been pounding if it were to beat. Alas…
”Nefera…! We’ve been… ROBBED?!”

He just couldn’t believe it. He stood in the middle of the store. His breath was shaking, as he was frozen in place to comprehend just what to do. Suddenly, a plan snapped into his head. Oh, they wanted to play this game? He took a deep breath. He approached the rack where a cloak and a witches hat were perched. He grasped both, placed them on his bandaged body, and offered an elbow for the fox to jump on. ”Well Nefera, you know what they say. You mess with the Ka, you get the horns.”
With a flip of his cloak, he stormed over to the vast potion gallery. It was dark, lit only by candelabras and the ominous green-glowing massive cauldron on the other side of the room. He grabbed several jars along the way- Mandible of Scarab, Sands of Sorrow, Folly of Man- just to name a few. Even Nefera, who was now on his shoulder, was carrying a glowing grey bottle labeled ‘HEX’ between her jaws. ”Ohhh Nefera, when I’m done with whatever low-life cretin that did this… Their entire ancestry is going to feel my wrath.” He cackled under his breath as he climbed the marble stairs spiraling around the story-sized cauldron. Once there, he lined up each bottle, about ten of them, along the ledge of the pot. He shook his head, reaching into his cloak to pull out a black-bound book. Shaking his head, he leafed through the pages.

”I didn’t want it to come to this. I just never figured someone would have the audacity to steal from me. But they leave me no choice.” Akiila held the book in one hand, and an ingredient in the other, One by one, he poured a jar into the cauldron.

”Oh Osirus, here my plea…
Return what was once taken from me...
Until the moment what was lost is returned,
In the anguish of plagues will the sinner burn.”



The chant was followed by a nonstop stream of screamed Arabic.The liquids inside began to fade into a deep, bloody crimson. Lightning seemed to spark out of nowhere, shooting directly into the cauldron. He dropped the book, raising his arms above his head.

”Now, go!”
The cauldron practically shot a self-contained geiser towards the heavens. Akiila grinned almost evilly, laughing maniacally as it begun.

Day one: A million locusts

 

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"This is... really good, Vivian," her fence, Holly, said as she looked over the mask with a magnifying glass. "Authentic jewels, real gold... I'm not an archeologist, but I'm thinking not older than ten thousand years. Shit, girl." She put the glass down. "This is worth at least ten million?"

Vivian flashed her a brilliant grin, leaning on the desk, movements easy and almost feline. "Don't skimp out on me, hun. Mama likes her greens." She made a beckoning gesture with her finger.

Holly sighed. "You're lucky there's already a buyer. Do you want it in dollars or credits?"

"Dollars, please. I want to dump all the money on the bed and live like a queen."

"You gonna wipe your ass with them, too?"

She laughed. "Don't be cute."

As they spoke, Holly ducked under the counter and opened up a vault. She disappeared for a bit, and when she came back, she had several duffel bags full of money. She piled them on the counter and wrote this transaction on her books. She paused, furrowing her eyebrows. "Just... curious. Where exactly did you get that mask?"

"Eye of Horus. That ol' rundown thrift shop Underground. Why?"

"Wait, you stole from Akiila? You know that boy's got ancient voodoo coming out the wazoo?" Holly frowned. "Girl, I thought your brother was the crazy one."

"Oh, please. Curses? Voodoo? What's he gonna curse, the person that doesn't appear in surveillance tapes? The one that didn't leave any evidence behind?" Vivian hoisted the duffel bags up and rested the weight on her shoulder. "Voodoo. Pfft."

Holly rolled her eyes. "Alrighty. But don't come crying to me to get it back."

"Oh, I won't."


Annoyance from Holly's behavior aside, Vivian was at the top of the world, baby. She stuffed the duffel bags in her car and drove to the strip club, sticking hundreds into their garters, sometimes throwing it on the floor to watch them crawl. When the sun came up, she went to the mall. She got herself the best — best make-up, best shoes, best clothes, best surveillance equipment. Goddamn, she felt like one of those Sex and the City girls. She stopped by the penthouse and dropped a duffel bag out for Rhys with a little sign that said 'For my baby brother' before heading out to a resort.

Summer was ending soon, and like hell Vivian wasn't going to take advantage of it. She got the best damn room in the place and put on a sexy bikini, then went out to get in the hot tub with a bunch of models. This? This was the life.

One martini ended up three, and with her lack of sleep, she ended up passing out at her bedroom.

She was woken up by something moving in her mouth.

What?

She spat it out, and it appeared to be... a live locust. Vivian shuddered and backed into a wall in disgust. It was then she realized it wasn't just one locust. Her room was infested.

She could practically hear Holly's voice in her head. You know that boy's got voodoo coming out the wazoo. No. No. It couldn't be a curse. It was probably just an infestation, right? Vivian dressed up with her stuff, not bothering a shower, and cursed the people at the hotel for the sudden locust infestation. It was all over the place. She wasn't going to pay a damn cent for this horrible service.

Vivian got in her car, hoping to forget about the entire experience. Except even her car was full of locusts. "Are you fucking kidding me!?" She took off her heels and started squishing the little buggers to no avail. When she killed one, it seemed like three would take its place. "Oh, never mind!"

She huffed and drove off. Maybe she'd find some damn peace at a yacht, or something.
 

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The locusts swarmed every ounce of the thief's life. They followed her out of her home, but when it came to the yacht, they couldn't keep up with the salty ocean breeze. The plague of a million flying insects had been outsmarted by now. But Akiila and his curses didn't give up so easily. It would only go downhills from here. He had whipped up a quite nasty brew, and perhaps its worst ingredient was his extraneous dosage of vengeance.

***

Day two: The curse of the storm

The locusts were gone, and the sun shined bright across the vast blue. There was barely a cloud in the sky, minus the puffy white one that dotted the horizon occasionally. There were seagulls soaring ahead over the yacht, unaware of what was to come next.

While the thief was enjoying her newfound wealth, the second stage of the curse was to start.

crackle... crackle...

The sound of thunder fizzed from an unknown source. The origin soon would make itself apparent, as a tiny grey cloud began to form over her head.

It began to grow.

Each thunderclap caused the cloud to grow in a pulse, until it was about the size of pillow. With a final pulse, the pillow cracked a mighty clap of lightning. Then, in a heavy downpour, it began to rain.

Just on her.

The storm was unrelentless. It wasn't the light spring shower. It was a cold, winter born monsoon. Her own personal raincloud would follow her everywhere, and begin to fill the deck surrounding her. It would make everything wet. Clothes, hair, nothing belonging to her person was safe.

Occasionally, a flash of lightning would appear, scattering tiny bolts of electricity to the victim. This storm would be her companion for the next day, and would not for once lighten up.

Not for a second, not while his mask was still away.​
 

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The locusts didn't follow Vivian to the yacht, and she was thankful for that. She wasn't dense. She knew that had to come from Akiila. Stupid Holly and her stupid superstitions were true. Like, really? A fucking mummy curse? It all sounded dumb and fake to her, but if there was anything about this island, it loved its cliches. Still, it seemed like she could easily outsmart it. Mummy curses had nothing on common sense.

Vivian lived it up in the yacht, and when the next day came, she sat at a wooden recliner and worked on her tan. She knew the locusts were going to be the last of it, but too bad, she wasn't going to give up any of her money soon. She was going to guess something water-related was coming up soon.

So it did. She expected a wave, but a storm was definitely in her top five guesses. She opened her arms wide to accept the rainfall directly over her. "You can't have my money, you little bitch! If you like your stupid mask so much, you should've put it in a vault or something!"

As if to spite her, the rainfall didn't fall only on her.

It started flooding into her room too.

Vivian scrambled and wrapped her money with a convenient tarp. And then, believe it not, her first stop when she reached land was the bank. The rain cloud followed her inside the bank and poured rain all over her surroundings, soaking paperwork and other people. Vivian had to laugh at that before sheepishly pushing the money at someone behind the counter.

"Please deposit this into my account," she said. After multiple attempts, she managed to fill up a deposit form only half-soaked and handed it to the man. With her money securely in her account, she felt a lot safer.

Rain wasn't all that bad now. Vivian had a lot of fun with it. She stopped by shawarma stands, playgrounds, strip clubs, and Lush cosmetics, destroying everything in her path. When confronted about it, Vivian simply shrugged and said, "I'm cursed, buddy. Take it up with the mummy Underground."

When she got tired wreaking havoc all over Manta Carlos by being a public menace, Vivian went to the beach and covered herself with a tarp. Her last words before she drifted into slumber was, "Come at me, you son of a bitch."
 

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”...This isn’t working.”

Akiila was pacing in his apothecary. Nervously picking at his bandages, he was so close to unraveling- mentally and physically. That mask was worth more than the hefty price tag it was given. It was a piece of his culture that he never thought would leave his side, because nobody had the gall to buy it. And if they did, he’d be set for life. But it was stripped by him by some unappreciative buffoon from this island who probably hadn’t the slightest clue of its historical significance. They probably were just pleased as punch that they outsmarted the poor mummy and they were just *~sooooooo~* proud of themselves.

Had he been outsmarted? Ha! Of course not! He had more tricks up his wrappings.

...Right?

”That lowlife swamp slug should have slithered their way back here by now. How can anyone handle being perpetually moist!?” He stamped his foot as he tried to figure out what to do. He shot a glance at the fennec fox on the counter, who made soft barking noises as if she was cackling. ”Oh, so this is funny to you? Well I don’t see you coming up with any bright ideas!” He paused, tapping his foot more. He needed to up the ante. What would be too much for a person to handle, even after being enticed with millions of dollars?

...Maybe it wasn’t too much, but rather too little.

Akiila grinned evilly. He ran back to his cauldron, just to add a few more key ingredients…

~~~

Day Three: The Curse of Nothing

What a beautiful morning. The sun was shining and the temperature mild. It was a shame, considering Akiila had an extra dose of spite the night prior.

This of course, would work poorly in the thief’s behalf. Anything she would touch- non-living object, food, water- would disappear in a puff of sand. In fact, it appeared her on bed would give away at any moment...
 

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When Vivian next woke up, she was sandy all over. She could've sworn she had a tarp over her when she slept that night, but as she stood, everything was just sand. "Huh," she said as she put her hands on her hips. That was when the wet suit she was wearing started turning grainy and dissolving into sand. She quickly covered her tits up, suddenly very aware that beach-goers were looking at her. "Fuck!"

Vivian bent down to pick up her phone, and like her wet suit, it dissolved into sand. She made a small noise as it passed between her fingers, slowly coming into terms with the realization that all of her secret files in there was now lost.

This was the end of her line. Locusts she could deal with. Rain was hilarious. But sand everywhere? Vivian was an extremely materialist person, and suddenly having that being forcefully taken from her was the last straw. She saw a boy in a corner obviously checking her out. She went right over to him, smacked the drink out of his hand, and headed for the opposite direction.

She supposed it was time to face the tiger. But the Underground was a long way from the beach. She didn't want to go around the city naked, not because of any shame, but because she simply didn't like it. As she shoved randos here and there, having fun with seeing their clothes dissolve into sand, she saw a horse drawn carriage going around town. Strange. Maybe it belonged to vampires, or something.

Ah, but she didn't have time to think about the logistics now. Vivian jumped from a car, and with an expert flip, landed at the top of the carriage. As the carriage dissolved, she jumped on one of the horses and flipped off the passengers. "So long, suckers!" She stuck her tongue out and drove to the Underground.

It was quite the scene. Everyone had a lot of mixed feelings about the woman riding naked on horseback around the city streets. There was outrage, shock, and even misguided interest. She got stopped over by one of the cops once, and all she did about it was rub her hands on their uniform and tell them she was cursed.

The Underground, finally. Vivian hopped off the horse and entered the Eye of Horus, stride proud despite her lack of clothes. She touched important looking knickknacks here and there purely out of spite. "Where are you, mummy? You win. Can you take this curse out now?"
 

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A teacup raised to his smirking lips.

He sat in a jewel-encrusted chair in his backroom, one leg daintily folded over the other. He took a sip, however there was nothing in it. Liquid would soak in his non-existent insides. It was a soothing notion nonetheless, being able to watch the miserable little cretin run stark naked through the city while anything she desired disappeared around her. From the news reports of hysteria she was just a blur, but that was enough for him. The TV crackled with static to further obscure her as she neared his shop. Oh well, the TV was a piece of junk he rescued from a street corner. It was one of those that required a crank, to which Nefera kept going. When the report cut off as she ducked into an alleyway, he put up his hand.

”That would be enough, dearest Nefera. She approaches.”

The tired fox heaved before jumping on his shoulder. He put down the cup, interlocked his fingers in front of him, and proceeded to the front room. Luckily for the both of them, the curse was set to die when she entered the official shop. The damage had already been done anyway. He slipped out to the main entrance just as she entered, nude as she came into this world. And if she wasn’t careful, it’d be just the way she’d be put out of it.

”Well, well, well! The thief reveals herself!” He pushed open the beads that obscured the back room. He leaned against the doorframe, eyeing her up and down. ”You thought you could just outsmart an all-powerful sorcerer such as I? What a joke! Ohohohohoho~!” He laughed for a while, before regaining himself. Afterwards he looked at her with the biggest grin plastered on his face… Until he realized something was missing.

Through his clenched teeth, he spoke. ”So… Where is it?”
 
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