*feels even younger still*
Err... Umm... A.M.M.C! You are slightly younger then me! Obviously, I am vastly more intelligent then you! This is real logic! Yep, completely bona fide logic!
There. That should convince everyone that I don't secretly have the intellectual capability of a fully ripened pea...
*crickets*
...Peas are kinda smart, ok? ;_;